Make Bash Great Again!!

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Notso@lemm.ee · 141 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Elon Musk replied: "That's crazy. Has someone looked into this?"

LostXOR@fedia.io · 43 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

Concerning.

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Tracing...

WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

I'm on it, but my hard drive is overheating!!

Agent641@lemmy.world · 132 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ban USB devices! Only support USA devices!

martinb@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y

Do not give them ideas

MTK@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ways to easily spot that this is fake:

  • not all letters are in CAPS
  • too much punctuation
  • message is too clear and not confusing enough
  • no racism
  • no scapegoat
RealFknNito@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y

If I ever get through a Trump tweet and can follow the logic, it's not him writing it

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

no racism

I mean the whole point of the post is faux-xenophobia

sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works · 90 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Make BASH born again

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Bourne…

CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz · 47 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Born Again Bourne Again SHell..

BABASH is arriving

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 1y (2 replies)

BABASH includes the following changes from bash:

  • The kill command has been replaced by baptise and exorcise. baptise prevents a program from spawning a daemon, and exorcise terminates daemons.
  • All quoting must be annotated with a bible verse number
  • Due to manpage shenanigans with touch, touch has been renamed to exalt. Attempting to access the manpage for touch will be reported.
  • Using pipelines will no longer do clean up for the user
j4k3@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y (1 reply)
  • mount is supplicate
  • rev is now reverence
  • head is divine
  • tail is divination
  • gawk is peer
  • man is saint
  • systemd is a-system
  • join is marriage
  • If you have any questions or remarks, take them to god in prayer. We will pray for your forgiveness
tetris11@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y
  • sed is sosayeth
  • cut is briss
  • grep is grab
psud@aussie.zone · 70 pts · 1y (3 replies)

If you want the joke decoded:

-e return immediately for some failed commands

-u throw an error for unset variables

-s non functional

-a everything is marked for export

tazeycrazy@feddit.uk · 87 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Are those exports tariffed?

reinei@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

If everything is exported and the switch is -usa you wouldn't need tariffs though, right? Because exporting everything would close the trade deficit 🙊

Tungsten5@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y

Yeah but they have been delayed for about 3 months

j4k3@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y (4 replies)

and remember to remove # rm -france / 2> /dev/null

RedSnt@feddit.dk · 20 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I had to run this as a sudo, what does it

sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

it’s in the name.. it removes france

tetris11@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y

Force, remove, all, naughty, chumps, eerily

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y

# in front of the command implies it should be ran as root

$ would mean normal user like such:

$ sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root

MetalMachine@feddit.nl · 39 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I honestly think he would post something like this

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I don't think Donald Trump knows what a bash script is.

Lightfire228@pawb.social · 21 pts · 1y

That's the only reason i don't think this is real

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

It's thinly veiled hate speech towards his political rivals

pyre@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

it went wrong when he asked a question and answered with probably.

it would instead go straight to THE RADICAL LEFT WANTS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO BASH AMERICAN CITIZENS or something

there's no room for questions or probabilities in fascism, things need to be certain, binary, simple, and scary.

III@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Too coherent.

frontporchtreat@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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Laser@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Most bash scripts are nasty, except for the most simple ones.

In its defense, it's not a programming language.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Tell that to programmers

Laser@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Do programmers actually like bash?

I'm not a programmer and I really don't like bash. Not because I don't like shell. In fact I do like fish as a shell. But bash always feels super weird. Unfortunately that's kind of the compatibility baseline on Linux (I don't think any relevant system needs strict sh compatibility). But better bash's weird arrays than none at all, plus process substitution is handy.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y

Its a program wrapper, and eases a lot of string buffoonery that real languages take too seriously. So I think its invaluable to programmers in that regard

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 1y

Why set and not executive-order?

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 15 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I was going to say that, according to wikipedia, the creator of bash was heavily involved in open source software, including founding 2 non-profits to promote open source election systems, which would make them a radical leftist, but then i remembered that Donald Trumps favorite app is open source

Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Signal?

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Truth social

Opisek@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)

It's not open source by choice. In fact, they tried breaching the license to keep it closed source.

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

If they tried to steal the code of mastodon, it means they admire it

Opisek@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

It just means they are lazy and have no respect for other people's intellectual property.

Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

Google hbomberguy plagiarism

letsgo@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

In fact why not just call it the America shell? Heck, why not drop all words and say USA instead? The bash shell is now known as "usa usa usa". Hey, here's an idea, let's just replace all words with usa! Usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa. Usa usa? Usa, usa usa.

mormegil@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

That's an aladeen idea!

whotookkarl@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Korn shell scripts get all the subsidizes anyways

MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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RandoMcRanderton@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Sprawl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Wow he’s a Linux guru personally trained by Leon Musk!

kautau@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

What do you mean, his son can TURN ON A LAPTOP, fucking nuts

https://people.com/donald-trump-praises-barron-apitude-technology-turning-on-laptop-11701178

dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y

trump has raised tariffs to china up to 245%. programmers want him to raise them by another 11% so that the crisis solves itself.

sfled@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

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