We all know he's bullshitting about the $50k. Judge should offer indentured servitude instead and let's see going that $50k comes out.
We all know he's bullshitting about the $50k. Judge should offer indentured servitude instead and let's see going that $50k comes out.
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teft@lemmy.world · 134 pts · 1y
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 29 pts · 1y
Wilco@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
What's that he is playing? That has to be the world's smallest .... oh, I get it now!
brax@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
LOL I didn't see that violin at first.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 1y
No wonder, it's awfully small!
Geetnerd@lemmy.world · 113 pts · 1y
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y
There was a time in 2014 I think that MyPillow had no political leanings. It was just that pillow you saw at 3am when infomercials came on.
I almost bought one. It seemed like a decent pillow. I don't know why I didn't buy one, but I was close. Then I get distracted for 2 years. Then he gets assosiated with trump, and now I'm glad I didn't buy one.
I don't know the CEO of coca-cola. I don't know their political dealings. But if coke came out and said "FUCK THE MEXICANS! BUILD A WALL!!! VACINES ARE A HOAX!!!" I would cease buying coke.
I'm sure the ceo probably is republican. But do you notice how coke has no political affiliation? Coke has smart marketing and business sense. You come out as republican, lose half the countries sales. Come out as democrat, lose half the countries sales. Stay annonomous? Nobodys offended and you can keep putting that white polar bear and santa on your cans at christmas time.
Which....by the way. When you think of the north pole, why is coke the only ones who show that polar bears are native to the north pole? I mean, I know it's a fictional place, but it just seems logical that polar bears would live on the north pole.
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 1y
Same is happening to Tesla right now. Maybe even to Starlink, as other companies plan to offer European altrrnatives. People who thought about buying the product are "ew, it's from the nazi man" now.
TTom0602@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I believe My Pillow was a product that did a lot of advertising on AM talk radio. That might have been a clue. My mom tried one and said it was hard as a rock. She tried a softer version, and she didn't like that one either. It's basically just memory foam that's shredded into small pieces inside the pillow.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
There comes a time when saying "no thanks" is a necessary political choice. Coke gave trump the commemorative inauguration bottle as usual and supports his diet Coke button reinstalled at the white house. By not starting to step back on some things, I'm buying less and less coke. Any time I can avoid coke without drinking the swill from PepsiCo, I do. But that time may also soon come to an end.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
What do you mean coke are "the only ones" who show polar bears live at the north pole?
Ledericas@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
mike lindell was so addicted to cocaine, that his drug dealer denied him drugs
Geetnerd@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Doesn’t make sense to kill profitable customers either.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ledericas@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
i picture mike calling the dealer , 24/7 to ask for more drugs after he got a "hit".
Geetnerd@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Ledericas@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
"help i just did 30mg, i need 100mg, stat."-lindell.
Ledericas@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
especially a crack addicted fiend.
The_Caretaker@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Trump liked him for a bit, only so far as he was useful.
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 64 pts · 1y
Oh look it's the guy who promoted his pillows at 14.88 USD and various other dogwhistle prices.
I hope he dies in his self inflicted poverty. And preferably soon.
TTom0602@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I saw some clearance products at a store marked down to that price. It made me wonder.
Fingolfinz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 57 pts · 1y
Poster child for post Trump partnership. He's dumb, belligerent and broke now.
DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y
Speaking of Rudy, what's that ghoul doing lately?
Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
He's currently hiding an expensive Yankees jersey he was ordered to sell i think? Hard to keep up.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
I hear he's running a one man bikini car wash. If you tip him a dollar he does it topless.
DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Gadzooks!
Fingolfinz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Mister_Feeny@fedia.io · 39 pts · 1y
Motherfucker owning multiple houses crying about how he has "nothing". Fucking hell. But I guess if they're being liquidated he should have the funds to pay his fine pretty soon, right? Right?
Geetnerd@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
SaltSong@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1y
been downgraded to pool membership.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
SaltSong@startrek.website · 3 pts · 1y
I have the worst lawyer.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Fingolfinz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
He will totally pay that fine when the property liquidation is complete. Right after he buys that kilo of coke!
dumbass@leminal.space · 31 pts · 1y
Bosht@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Get fuckin wrecked bitch
Archangel1313@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 1y
Geetnerd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y
Nah, it’s because that evidence doesn’t and never did exist.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 1y
Go and cry on your lumpy pillows, Mike...
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
One more life ruined in ruined serving Trump. No sympathy for Lindell, he went from gullible rube to gleeful collaborator. But I'll never stop being amazed at how many tourched their life in order to "protect" Trump.
phoenixarise@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer douchebag.
JakenVeina@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y
floo@retrolemmy.com · 18 pts · 1y
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
samus12345@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
wanderwisley@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
Mikes had to down grade from cocaine to cocaine cut with baking soda, to baking soda cut with Ajax cleaner, to sucking dick under a railroad bridge for a cigarette butt.
stoly@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Dude seriously just had to shut up and keep making bad pillows to stay rich. It's amazing how people can self destruct.
ameancow@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
doug@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 1y
Hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah! Go fuck yourself you stupid piece of shit! Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahh!
The_Caretaker@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
pyre@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
he should count himself lucky. as the French would tell you, crying is something that only people who still have their heads attached to their body can do.
Clepsydrae@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I bet the head can still cry for a few seconds after being removed, but we'll have to do a lot of experiments to be sure.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
You mean Trump didn't bail him out? I'm sure he just forgot...
Geetnerd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
unabart@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
“You just hate to see it.”
pntha@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
guy probably just moved all his money offshore through shell companies and claiming to be broke
tazeycrazy@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y
Is he broke? Probably not. Let's hope any appeals will require him to front the cash.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
"I sentence you to a middle class lifestyle"
"God no! Anything but that! Have mercy, please!"
Geetnerd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y
Isn't it usually "X years prison or a fine of $$$"? I don't see a problem here.
Ledericas@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
you were also no use to trump in the first term too.
BlackSheep@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
As a former small business owner...the ERC didn't need to be paid back, unless it was obtained through fraud.
It sounds like he fucked up again.
normalexit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Trump will certainly write this man a fat check for being his number one election denier through thick and (now) thin. It's probably in the mail. If Trump is anything, he is loyal to his people.
AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Haha, that's the funniest part, I think he banked on Trump helping him and Trump DGAF. My guess is he feels worse about that abandonment than any other shit he's done.
Fingolfinz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y