What's a weird compliment you got?

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ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 1y (13 replies)

Just last week, someone left a note for me saying I'm a "goddess among mortals" for making a carrot cake without raisins.

I'm an overweight 40-year-old man with a beard. She hadn't seen who made the cake, so she was just making a guess that the baker was a woman, but still. Funny experience.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y

Embrace the joy, Goddess.

SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y

I’m 38, male, chubby, can’t grow a beard for shit.

Raisins are wank. You’re “a goddess among mortals”.

prex@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Who the fuck puts raisins in a carrot cake?
I have honestly never experienced an abomination. Not that there is anything wrong with raisins, but in carrot cake?

ThisIsNotHim@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y

This is standard in US-style carrot cakes

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y

Raisins in cinnamon rolls is the true crime

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The recipe I used actually suggested raisins in the cake and walnuts in the frosting. While I don't mind either on their own or in other things, carrot cake is supposed to be creamy and smooth. If I wanted crunch or chew, I'd choose...I dunno, german chocolate or something.

prex@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Walnuts on the frosting is fine with me but a lot of the ones from the shops used to put them in the cake - not so good.

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I did also leave the walnuts out because my son is allergic, so there's that. But left to my own devices, I'd rather have the walnuts on the side.

Stovetop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 1y

She is correct. You are absolutely divine for excluding raisins, you radiant goddess, you!

AA5B@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Oh shit, you are a goddess among mortals! Carrot cake is one of my all time favorites so I keep trying it despite being disappointed every time that someone put raisins in it. It’s just mean.

grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

She's right. Cooked raisins are an abomination. You're a hero.

coaxil@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

raisins are an abomination

TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 1y (7 replies)
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corroded@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I'm not even sure what that could mean. Maybe using chopsticks instead of a fork? I've always just eaten food with whatever utensil is typically used for that type of cuisine. I think most people, Chinese or otherwise, eat Chinese food with chopsticks, don't they?

TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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ahornsirup@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That's just how you eat rice with chopsticks? How else are you supposed to do it without making a giant mess?

USSMojave@startrek.website · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Western folks don't usually hold the bowl and utensils so close to the face

Stovetop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Based on the post context it probably came across either as a backhanded or possibly with a racist sounding context. Like a woman being told she can use a wrench like a man comes across as sexist.

A ton of people in the US eat nearly every type of food with a fork, spoon, or knife. I have to go out of my way to ask for chopsticks most of the time, and most of the people I see eating at other tables are using forks.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I keep meaning to make sticky rice at some point. I also tend to eat rice with chopsticks at Chinese restaurants, but anywhere else the rice is too loose

Iapar@feddit.org · 36 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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jayambi@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

you did get laid that night, right?

toofpic@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

"I'm the vessel, fuck me. It's as close as it gets."

whaleross@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y (7 replies)

That I have a nice phone number.

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I have an evil one. It ends 666 👿

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

My old work number used to have a 404 area code. I work in tech. It was a fun inside joke.

Stovetop@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Well, you've just unlocked a new goal of mine: move to Atlanta...

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

0666 here

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Now kiss.

DrainKikoLake@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 1y (3 replies)

An ultrasound tech once told me that I have a cute spleen.

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nothing looks cute on an ultrasound. Humans are hardwired to see babies as cute, and even they don't look cute on an ultrasound.

TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y
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AA5B@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

One complimented my bladder, so I guess that spleen seems mighty good about now

meekah@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My female colleague told me the other day I'd make a great dad because my tattoos are all black and white and that would be great for kids because they could color them.

Kualdir@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y

What 😭

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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Schlemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

I had a teacher once that got turned on by veins. I found out after graduating because I met her at a bar and she was horny as hell from seeing my forearms. I use to climb a lot so veiny arms are part of the deal. So, a compliment about my veiny forearms was... special.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

they just do that sometimes, it's normal
source: dad was a nurse

TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y

“I can tell you’re not a habitual cocaine user”

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

As I was sitting at my desk with some tea and a stroopwaffel, one of my coworkers commented that I "really knew how to live."

Kualdir@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y

Average dutch person

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y

"You like like a modern interpretation of some Greek god of spice" I had a spig of rosemary tucked behind my ear and a shirt that reads "why so salty"

frostysauce@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

"Whoever did your circumcision did a really good job." :/

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

I need more context 😭

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Yeah. Let's see the model cock, sir

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Nurses tend to like the veins in my left arm so I've had a few comments on that.

Gerudo@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh I get this one. It's usually along the lines of "the blood bank would love to have you" or even "I could find your veins blindfolded"

RBWells@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Yeah I got "wow, I could hit that by throwing a dart from across the room!" I am a favorite of phlebotomists, and I guess could be a successful junkie.

Schlemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

Got laid once because of my veiny arms so, not only nurses like them.

AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Compared to pretty much every other response, this is real bland, but I recently had a librarian at the community college I attend tell me something like how my name is a nice name.

It's not a special name in any way, just a run-of-the-mill Biblical name tons of people have. For obvious reasons, I won't tell what it is, but this is the first time I've ever gotten a compliment about my name.

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Ok Ezekiel.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ezekiel 23:20

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wish I had a name like that. Instead I have one of the more common and much more generic names.

refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y

Jesus (pronounced in English)

LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

Probably something more boring like Bathsheba

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I don't know how weird it is but I've been told a few times that I have a "calming presence". It's a very nice compliment, just don't understand why or how.

essell@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This is sometimes what happens when someone grows up around someone who is volatile or unpredictable.

Natural adaptation.

Could that be why?

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh. Well that tracks, yeah.

hexabs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Baseball, huh?

crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

harmony@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"You have the most beautiful intestines!" And several other similar things as I was checked for cancer.

RunawayFixer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

It's like the saying goes: true beauty is on the inside.

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I "chew sexy"....was eating pizza at a girlfriend's house.

SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social · 6 pts · 1y

What a weird thing for her dad to say.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

First girl I ever kissed complimented me on my nice looking hands at the teenybopper bar. Weird at the time, took me a couple of decades to realize women look at our hands, think of us touching them.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y

Being complimented by the urologist on my shaving for a vasectomy.

steeznson@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Irish people ask me what part of Ireland I’m from. I must do an amazing Irish accent despite being Scottish and have never visited there. I blame the fact that central Edinburgh doesn’t have a strong Scottish accent and lots of Londoners/Americans study here.

PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I was once told that I ‘look like I’m going to ask someone to the Sadie Hopkins dance’. I assume they just meant I looked nice/dressed up, but it just struck me as interesting phrasing. Random people just tend to talk to me; a couple weeks ago I was at the gas station and an older guy struck up a conversation and commented that it was nice to see someone smile ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

elfin8er@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Sounds like they may have been referring to the "Sadie Hawkins dance" which is a middle school highschool dance where the girls ask the guys to be their date. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadie_Hawkins_dance

sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y

there was a comment thread where there was something along the lines of "when my roommate peed you could HEAR how his urethra was wider than a normal person" and I don't know how to feel about it

stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y

This is disturbing

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I have the perfect hands to be a surgeon.

SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

And the feet of a hobbit?

TheFANUM@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Her "you look like Kevin federline"

Me "well fuck you too"

Her "what?! He's hot!"

Me "I stand by my statement"

proudblond@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I honestly forgot he existed

selinson@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

"You have a beautiful brain" while looking at MRI pictures of my head.

Konstant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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M137@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I've had several people throughout my life tell me they like my earlobes. Had a friend as a kid, and her adoptive dad was obsessed with them. He was a very quirky and funny person, it was never creepy but still weird.