Is Bigfoot a sovereign citizen?

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rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Probably the only actual sovcit. Bigfoot has no need for your driver's license. Bigfoot does not recognize any court. Bigfoot travels.

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He is the sovcits spirit animal.

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

This makes more sense than a sovcit

PugJesus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Maybe Bigfoot pays his taxes?

tal@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 1y (4 replies)

https://www.cfholbert.com/blog/bigfoot-sightings/

Based on this graph of sightings over time, he's spending less time in the Pacific Northwest and increasing time in Florida.

https://www.core-wm.com/2024/07/02/navigating-floridas-unique-tax-environment-for-high-net-worth-individuals/

Florida has long been a magnet for high-net-worth individuals, thanks in large part to its favorable tax climate.

Florida’s most attractive tax feature is the absence of a state income tax. This applies to both earned income and income from investments, making it particularly appealing for high-income earners and retirees alike.

Florida does not impose estate or inheritance taxes, providing a substantial advantage for wealth preservation and transfer.

I figure he's probably using legal methods to shelter assets from taxes, rather than trying to illegally evade 'em.

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

I would call it a spurious correlation, except it's hard to measure the impact of the enthusiast meet-ups that Bigfoot leads...

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Well sure, he's got to be retired by now.

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Based on the number of sightings on this map, I'm starting to think that maybe most people have just never seen a homeless person before....

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I know I'm not going to be the one who tells him he isn't!

marduk@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Probably depends on if they are homosapiens or not. My guess is if they aren't, they'll be treated like any other animal and put in a cage

Artyom@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

He doesn't have to be a homosapien, he could be a corporation instead!

UnwrittenProtagonist@lemmyusa.com · 3 pts · 1y

If we assume Bigfoot exists and is intelligent, I would suggest they are more like an indigenous tribe or people like those un-contacted tribes in the Amazon rain forest or the folks on North Sentinel island.

Kind of left alone to manage and govern themselves.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I've got a theory that Bigfoot sightings are frequently just people who dropped out of society to live a primitive life in the woods. In that case yeah, basically.

HurlingDurling@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Maybe, but why does he sound Australian?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Bigfoot, if real, is an animal and thus not a citizen of any kind what-so-ever.

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's just my fursona. I am not really a dog. ;)

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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stinerman@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y

No because Bigfoot doesn't exist. Therefore he fails the "is" part of the assertion.

steeznson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Nope, no passport. Deported! Maybe Canada can have him as part of an eventual trade deal /s

Pacrat173@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

Well Bigfoot isn’t a human so therefore wouldn’t be able to apply for citizenship to any country as far as I’m aware. So he could be stateless. Or if you consider Bigfoot more of a animal it’s just a animal

DreamAccountant@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's fiction. So, it's whatever you want it to be.

You don't know if he was on a weekend trip from Australia. it's fucking fiction.

They have an underground subway straight from Perth to Montana. It's still just stupid fiction.

roofuskit@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hey, this person is trying to convince us the subway from Australia to Montana is fake! Then it must be real!

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Yup. They are part of "They", as in the ones who are hiding the truth from us.