c/lemmyshitpost · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1y

They're unstoppable

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88 Comments

ptz@dubvee.org · 67 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This is the only exception I can think of:

errer@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What about this bald little shit

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Overpowered at pure fucking hatred

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

That's an A-grade anvil magnet. You got a licence for that??

meep_launcher@lemm.ee · 54 pts · 1y

Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Did you know I can kick your ass? But what does it mean to kick? And what is an ass? Turns out, kicking means fucking and ass means your mom.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 1y (22 replies)

Krillin is very much stoppable.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (21 replies)

He's still the strongest human alive. By Terrestrial standards, he's indestructible.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Master Roshi ain't dead yet.

baatliwala@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No one dies in Dragonball anyway lol

ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y

Kinda funny because even those that can't be resurrected anymore tend to find a way to fight among the living

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (17 replies)

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zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y (10 replies)

C'mon Tien? K Dog would hose him. Destructo Disc his three-eyed ass in half. But yeah the robots and the half-Saiyans don't count, that's cheating.

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

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ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y

Tien vs krillin is kind of debatable, but they still both bald, along with Roshi, so....

ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And being half human is still being human. That’s genetic diversity, which is not cheating.

Being able to go super sayan is cheating tho. Pan would probably count better, given she's 3/4 human

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

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xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (5 replies)

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zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Can we all just agree that Abridged is the best way to rewatch the show? Abridged Vegeta is my spirit animal.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's a masterpiece of fan art. It's the best way to watch that story, period.

Abridged Vegeta is my spirit animal.

Man has the personality of an ornery housecat. What's not to love?

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

It started out as a parody and then just turned into one of the better dubs of the show.

The beginning is rough but it comes into its own quickly.

erie09@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

"I'm haunting you" - ghost Nappa

ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

At this point it's practically the official dub. As it should be, because it's hilarious.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I am not enough of an Otaku to have this debate to any sort of conclusion; I'll take your word for it. I do have one question though: if we discount the Saiyan hybrids and androids, what puts Tien over the top?

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

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dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's 50% more eyeballs than Krillin, and Tien has a nose. Plus, he can turn triangles into squares, now that I think about it. That math checks out.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Yeah but all these squares make a circle. You ever think about that?

Fuck.

notgivingmynametoamachine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Gohans half saiyan, 17 and 18 use infinite energy cybernetics for their combat power - none are comparable to Krillin.

Tien though, totally. Toriyama has come out and said Krillin is the strongest human (I believe), so he either forgot about Tien or were just supposed to understand that Krillin is stronger than him despite Tien being far more dedicated to training and facing down bigger threats.

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

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tatann@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Where's Homer ? I've seen the guy fall hundreds of meters and not die

(Also hot wife)

D_C@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Wait, Marge is a hotwife?
Brb, I'm, err, going to look for...things? unrelated to this conversation.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Nah, she's a feeder

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

D_C@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

She's always been a hussy 🤤

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 30 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Jumuta@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 1y

joku

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

One Punch Man's hair fell out from his extreme work out routine (that isn't extreme at all). So like a reverse Goku.

FourWaveforms@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

you can't go ssj7 without a hair boner

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y (12 replies)

Those of you questioning Krilling - he's not op in fighting, just in the babe department.

justsquigglez@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 1y (7 replies)

To be fair, I believe he IS the strongest pure human in DBZ cannon, so in some sense he's OP in fighting. Just not against the show's usual villains after the OG Dragon Ball lol

harmsy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (4 replies)

He's not even OP against the villains IN the OG Dragon Ball. He gets his ass handed to him by a Red Ribbon Army guy.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Dude you're making fun of a kid. And it's funny.

justsquigglez@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A kid? Krillin? Dudes a whole ass adult lol

Pretty sure he's technically older than Goku

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

i mean he is now but when he got owned by the RRA

justsquigglez@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

You know, I was gonna be like "well ackshually" but I just searched it up and you're absolutely correct. For some reason I thought he was at least like 21 during Dragon Ball, but he started training with Roshi at 13, so he was definitely a kid during the bulk of DB.

Lumiluz@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He also invented the destructodisc, which is what technically felled Frieza the first time, and works even on enemies as strong as perfect cell. It's just that cell has crazy regeneration.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

He also technically killed Cell. Not even Goku or Gohan can boast that.

PillowTalk420@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He is the champion of dying.

lime@feddit.nu · 5 pts · 1y

yamcha

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Or like the kids say: extremely op on the rizz

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

rizzop

Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 27 pts · 1y

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 1y

None of them match god though.

Bieren@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

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MohamedMoney@feddit.org · 17 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Yet no one is called Baldwin.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I like your style.

MohamedMoney@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Well, I dig your style, too, man. Got the whole cowboy thing going.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I do?

MohamedMoney@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

I’m just quoting the big Lebowski because your comment reminded me of it, no deeper meaning ✌️

toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Gotcha, thanks for clarifying!

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y

Well, the dude abides.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Or are they?

expatriado@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

i know 2 and 3 are known for their sauce and 4 for cleaning it

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

No Samuel L. Jackson?

spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Krillin

Overpowered

Okay yamcha

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Why does nobody kill yamcha!? -- Joey Wheeler

chaogomu@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Vegeta killed Yamcha once, and Buu killed him a second time.

Technically it wasn't even Vegeta, it was just the little green men that Vegeta and Nappa had seeds for.

Krillian was actually alive to see that death.

As for the death by Buu, that was being turned to chocolate and then being eaten.

Krillian still has him beat on number of deaths, picking up an extra death on planet Namak.

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

13igTyme@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Chiaotzu has the most in the series with 4 deaths.

cley_faye@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

And Chiaotzu is not bald. This definitely proves this. :D

Master@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

Because extra testosterone is linked to hair loss. Working out heavily creates extra testosterone. At some point most men have to choose between keeping their hair or having a functional dick.

All the people in ops pic chose their dick!

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You missed one.

BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Charles Schulz: "I don't think of it as not having hair, I think of it as being hair that is so blond that it's not seen very clearly, that's all."

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y

inferni_advocatvs@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Unstoppabald*

Case@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Baldness can either cripple you, or make a man of you.

Once you accept it. Rock it. Own it... well, IT at least doubles in size, results may vary.

I will not be taking questions, please refer to the Mr. Sins. If he is not available, Sir Stewart will happy to demonstrate on your mother.

Stillwater@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Honestly I think you're right. The guys who accept and own their baldness achieve a higher level of self confidence and it shows in how we perceive them

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

The bald dude who runs the bike shop that's turning my bichael into a micycle? He's one of the happiest dudes I know.

Korne127@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)