gotta be sure...

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treeko@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Only ten times?? You need to keep rereading until you achieve ego death and the words blend into an alphabet soup.. I would have accidentally sent hundreds of videos of me masturbating by now if I were so reckless as to only reread 10 times…..

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The trick is to keep all your masturbation videos in the "homework" folder.

Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y

The actual trick is to keep all your videos on an old device that you keep offline

Cort@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y (7 replies)

And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 28 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is why I just use git to track changes to my CV. I also have branches for different application types.

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 1y

Wait thats actually fucking genius

laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you've been over this

Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Yeah, like I'm going to show them how desperate I am like that

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

And I guess time if you do many revisions on the same day?

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y

Yes, a good reasonable name like draft-final-final-final-final_v2_to_print_THIS_ONE_b

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

Yeah, i have a relative like that.

...anyone knows something like Paperwork (a CMS i guess?) but with support for Open Document too?

valkyre09@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y

Worked with a guy once who instead of uploading his doctors note to the HR website, uploaded a recipe for chicken soup

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 1y

Using the power of AI, you too could send your boss emails that read like the following, completely hassle-free:

"Certainly, here is a version of your email without slurs or aggressive phrasing.

Dear Fred,

..."

TheBat@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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shneancy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

my porn folder is called "not porn" and also hidden (with the hidden folder feature you can toggle on an off)

TheProtagonist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Which OS are you referring to?

Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

Most desktop OSes have support for hidden files

shneancy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

windows 10

tetris11@feddit.uk · 24 pts · 1y

"Dear Egracious Cunt..."

Ah goddamn it every time

tauren@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

I once got a notification from jira because somebody uploaded their wedding photos to a ticket I was following.

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

The struggle is real.

Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I thought that was my resume?

kameecoding@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

https://youtube.com/shorts/AvjDJf1wS0Y

This is a much better version of this joke

Zenoctate@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Real