c/lemmyshitpost · by Godric@lemmy.world · 1ygotta be sure... 776 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
treeko@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 1y
Only ten times?? You need to keep rereading until you achieve ego death and the words blend into an alphabet soup.. I would have accidentally sent hundreds of videos of me masturbating by now if I were so reckless as to only reread 10 times…..
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
The trick is to keep all your masturbation videos in the "homework" folder.
Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
The actual trick is to keep all your videos on an old device that you keep offline
Cort@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y
And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 28 pts · 1y
This is why I just use
gitto track changes to my CV. I also have branches for different application types.AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 1y
Wait thats actually fucking genius
laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y
This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you've been over this
Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Yeah, like I'm going to show them how desperate I am like that
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
And I guess time if you do many revisions on the same day?
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y
Yes, a good reasonable name like draft-final-final-final-final_v2_to_print_THIS_ONE_b
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Yeah, i have a relative like that.
...anyone knows something like Paperwork (a CMS i guess?) but with support for Open Document too?
valkyre09@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Worked with a guy once who instead of uploading his doctors note to the HR website, uploaded a recipe for chicken soup
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 1y
Using the power of AI, you too could send your boss emails that read like the following, completely hassle-free:
"Certainly, here is a version of your email without slurs or aggressive phrasing.
Dear Fred,
..."
TheBat@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
shneancy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
my porn folder is called "not porn" and also hidden (with the hidden folder feature you can toggle on an off)
TheProtagonist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Which OS are you referring to?
Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
Most desktop OSes have support for hidden files
shneancy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
windows 10
tetris11@feddit.uk · 24 pts · 1y
"Dear Egracious Cunt..."
Ah goddamn it every time
tauren@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
I once got a notification from jira because somebody uploaded their wedding photos to a ticket I was following.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
The struggle is real.
Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I thought that was my resume?
kameecoding@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
https://youtube.com/shorts/AvjDJf1wS0Y
This is a much better version of this joke
Zenoctate@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Real