Goldfish

Goldfish memory issues are a myth

As a programmer, I call this feature 'garbage collection'.

I do this if I'm sitting in a car too long. I stop for a quick bite at the service station, and I have only my destination in mind. What I did yesterday or where I was that morning -poof- gone

My 7 year old got scared by something yesterday evening, and said he couldn't wait until morning because every night his brain forgets everything. I think he used the term "new brain"

Think of the brain as a buffer.

Private mode

My phone comes in clutch for this. I use Tasker to create a reminder automatically whenever I get a text from the pharmacy to pick up meds. Otherwise I will forget by the time I actually have a minute to get them. It reminds me every day until I mark it as completed.

My calendar is also indispensable; without it I would be a lost man 😅.

So it can make space for all the fucked up shit I've seen.

I remember everything, eventually, usually when it's too late

il n’a ni bras

ni jambes

If memes have taught me anything it's that his name is Steve

this "infographic" is a bit too straightforward for me. no setup & punchline, just a line.

i can relate to the content. just can't laugh.

yes i know critiquing the comedy level may be considered off-topic. but off-topic is always on topic for us. 🤣