That's just basic substance abuse behavior. You get high...you go off about some stupid shit...you sober up, and regret going off about it. Wash, rinse, repeat.
I remember thinking that he was one bad day away from becoming a supervillain. That day was his trans daughter disowning him, apparently. The only thing I was wrong about was the 'super' bit.
Musk’s only remaining fans are fully capable of rewriting their perception of reality to make him still their flawless genius Tony Stark. Same reason why car adverts are more aimed at making new car owners comfortable with their purchase than attracting new buyers.
Pronounced aloud as kuh-kuh-kay, as the stutter is an old sterotype of what someone on uppers sounds like?
::: spoiler some fun backstory on stuttering amphetamine users
Go listen to My Generation by The Who. When Roger Daltrey was recording the studio take, his manager told him to emphasize the stutter, as if he was "pilled", aka, on amphetamines... to which Daltrey replied to his manager that he had already in fact taken amphetamines before the session.
Except that for narcissists a good, insulting nickname that hurts them in the ego is actually harmful. Not terminal of course, but they don't deserve to be happy so it's a small win.
This is concise and reasonable. This would be far, far, faaaar less arbitrary and capricious suffering than he has already inflicted on others. He'd be getting off quite lightly.
In 8 years people won't remember any of this. They'll ask "Should I trust Elon Musk?" and their phone will answer with The Truth powered by Amazon AWS: Yes, you can trust Elon.
After the Thai cave rescue pedo accusations to the Brit, the scales fell off my eyes and I saw the dumb douche for the try hard douche he was. Never looked back.
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Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 85 pts · 1y
I'm more confused about how there were still people who took him seriously
crusa187@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y
Same, I mean wtf?!
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 77 pts · 1y
That's just basic substance abuse behavior. You get high...you go off about some stupid shit...you sober up, and regret going off about it. Wash, rinse, repeat.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 1y
Damn that's me getting drunk
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 1y
Yes that is included in what they said. Alcohol is a drug and with enough quantity its not the soft kind.
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
I have done plenty of drugs but I also used to be a major alcoholic. Alcohol is one of the hardest drugs on earth. I still struggle with it sometimes.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I have finally arrived at a place where I can have a beer and leave it at that, consistently. For far too long every beer tasted like another
a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
and one of the few where withdrawal can actually kill you. So if you wanna stop, please consult an NGO or clinic specializing in withdrawal!
mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 1y
No, he just regrets posting it. In that phrasing, it is still true, meaning the lie alternative is not relevant.
fuzzyspudkiss@midwest.social · 16 pts · 1y
He thought he could get left to love him by shitting on Trump but it turns out people who can critically think have a memory longer than a goldfish.
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
It doesn't confirm nor deny the veracity of the posts, if he afterwards says they are false, it's not contradictory of this statement.
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Good call out.
He now either has to answer to "enabling election fraud" or "public defamation". Talk about a rock and a hard place.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 47 pts · 1y
I don't know why anyone took him seriously before this.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 1y
I used to. then he called a cave rescuer a pedophile.
then I started to think, "Maybe this guy is a bit unhinged..." but I was wrong.
he was ALOT unhinged.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 1y
I remember thinking that he was one bad day away from becoming a supervillain. That day was his trans daughter disowning him, apparently. The only thing I was wrong about was the 'super' bit.
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Yeah, he has rubbish Presentation.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Low-rent Lex Luthor with hair plugs.
Naz@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 1y
You guys remember @GhislaneMaxwell from Reddit who was a mod/admin for /r/worldnews for years?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 25 pts · 1y
I actually did not know that.
So not only is Reddit full of Nazis, they're baby raping Nazis? 🤢
Alaik@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 1y
Spez was a moderator of /jailbait so....
xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y
happy_church_burner@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah. As much as I despise that douche, that was not on him.
Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Klear@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
"How can anyone take Elon seriously after this?"
*Posts on his platform helping him retain legitimacy*
antisocialite@lemmy.today · 26 pts · 1y
Nacho
Not a consistent human obviously
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 1y
MARS
Musk Always Resumes Simping
atthecoast@feddit.nl · 23 pts · 1y
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y
"Piece of shit Elon" really rolls off the tongue.
frazw@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Strike a pose.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Drugged Out Nazi
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_policy_of_Nazi_Germany
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1y
Elon... Eloff.
frazw@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
This post deserves more love
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 1y
Musk’s only remaining fans are fully capable of rewriting their perception of reality to make him still their flawless genius Tony Stark. Same reason why car adverts are more aimed at making new car owners comfortable with their purchase than attracting new buyers.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y
I like how this community keeps me up to date with everything Musk does
frunch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I suppose they are bringing you Enough Musk Spam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
Muskratting
unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org · 10 pts · 1y
No one human should have the outspoken power of this twit.
edgarde@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
So far I've got Special K Flake, but it needs something.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Special KKK Flake?
Pronounced aloud as kuh-kuh-kay, as the stutter is an old sterotype of what someone on uppers sounds like?
::: spoiler some fun backstory on stuttering amphetamine users
Go listen to My Generation by The Who. When Roger Daltrey was recording the studio take, his manager told him to emphasize the stutter, as if he was "pilled", aka, on amphetamines... to which Daltrey replied to his manager that he had already in fact taken amphetamines before the session.
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/roger-daltrey-stutter-the-who-song-my-generation/
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Ledericas@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Musk was also drinking lots of alcohol while strung out from various drugs
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1y
FElon K?
jabeez@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 1y
Asks a user that is still for some reason using Elon's personal propaganda machine.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
$$$$ I think you know the answer $$$$
bobthened@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y
They're both in the Epstein files.
KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
Nicknames are for petty people, Elon should get cancer and aids and ebola of his messed up dick and die while on fire.
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y
Except that for narcissists a good, insulting nickname that hurts them in the ego is actually harmful. Not terminal of course, but they don't deserve to be happy so it's a small win.
korazail@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 1y
This is concise and reasonable. This would be far, far, faaaar less arbitrary and capricious suffering than he has already inflicted on others. He'd be getting off quite lightly.
Rooskie91@discuss.online · 7 pts · 1y
He's probably also in the Epstein files
mhague@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
In 8 years people won't remember any of this. They'll ask "Should I trust Elon Musk?" and their phone will answer with The Truth powered by Amazon AWS: Yes, you can trust Elon.
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
He's not worthy of a personal title, he's just a typical Schrodinger's douchebag with more money to avoid the consequences.
obvs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Donald Officially Gelded Elon.
madjo@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y
He’s too busy fucking Stephen Miller’s wife to be consistent.
Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y
Or, just ignore him. Stop taking about him and his companies. Don't support his companies. Just starve him off the attention that he needs.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
yeah ok, "Elon".
we'll stop talking about how pathetic and stupid you are.
Joeyowlhouse@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 1y
Sometimes he's Elon, and sometimes he's uolÆŽ.
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
holds up spork
Skiluros@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
I like the classic Elmo "Pedo Guy" Musk.
467265654C75696769@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
After the Thai cave rescue pedo accusations to the Brit, the scales fell off my eyes and I saw the dumb douche for the try hard douche he was. Never looked back.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y
ChamELON, he always changes himself to hide from danger and for predation on the lower classes.
phantomwise@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
How could anyone take him seriously BEFORE?
Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
How bout E.L.O.N. Elon Loves Overdoing Narcotics
ZDL@lazysoci.al · 1 pts · 1y
I've been working on something to spell out MELON. So far I've got Musk's Empty Lies, but I can't find anything yet for the ON part. Still working.
ZDL@lazysoci.al · 3 pts · 1y
Orchestrate Nazis? Musk's Empty Lies Orchestrate Nazis? MELON?
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Overtake Nation?
Overwhelm Nachoface?
5oap10116@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Elon (empty) Husk
devAlot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Why not MACO? TACO and MACO. It rhymes and makes sense ya know (T for Trump, M for Musk)
DrFistington@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It's the second one. Of course he'll work with people like himself
LeatherCubAndrew@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
About all I got is Nazi Pancake or Flapjack Nazi
odelik@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
Don TACO & the Ketamine Kid.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
K-Holelon needs more horse face
__Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
RotisseriElon
LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al · 2 pts · 1y
Is this a valid or fake screenshot? With Elon I can never tell. If it's real I wonder what Trump gave him and/or threatened him with
twice_hatch@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
"Move fast and break down"
Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Ledericas@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Wouldn't he be a pumpkin
wanderwisley@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Elon Cuck 🪑
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I call him Mush, because autocorrect did that.
Like his cars (there's an autopilot joke there somewhere).
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Leon Hitler should be deported back to South Africa and I hope Krasnov and him continue to sling shit at each other.
OCATMBBL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
He may have gone one goose-step too far.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Frijoles Elonitos
It's the filling you use in a TACO
Buske@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
cant pull out musk?
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y
Elon Husk is a good one in general, but not contextually bthematic