kraken monster

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tatann@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

they are just recreating an old videogame

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 1y

Bad dungeons and bad dragons

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 1y (8 replies)

https://bad-dragon.com/products/ika

The extra large is $220, but there are more affordable options if you're willing to go smaller.

__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's actually this one: https://bad-dragon.com/products/tako

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y

You've got a good eye for tentacle dildos.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Why do you know this?

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I was just messing around with the customizations, I didn't actually buy one. The fuckable sand worm though....

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What the fuck

yuri@pawb.social · 10 pts · 1y

wait till you see their april fools promotion from this year.

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

I know right? What a rip off, it doesn't even come with popcorn.

match@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y

Because they clicked on the website and checked

gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br · 31 pts · 1y (3 replies)

How convenient the DM's sister had one!

match@pawb.social · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

... even though he lives alone!

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Well he has a roommate

phase@lemmy.8th.world · 4 pts · 1y

And what if the DM is a woman?

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 25 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You can guess the usage by the wear pattern in the suction cups.

youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Username checks out

azertyfun@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Hopefully not... Otherwise someone is literally boofing microplastics.

MoonRaven@feddit.nl · 25 pts · 1y

Ono...

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Wobbly sausage!

SinkingLotus@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

DM really bringing atmosphere to new heights. Can even smell the ocean.

mesamunefire@piefed.social · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

you may want to add in the source. the individual who posted the original is hilarious.

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y

i think it was posted by this instagram user https://www.instagram.com/chafingarmor i donti know anything about the person tho, it was recomended by the algorithm and can't find the exact post again sry, they seem to be posting a lot

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

Please do.

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I forgot my minis for a session one day, but remembered to bring the Werther's originals. So we used soda tabs, beer caps, and Werther's for minis that day.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Honestly, this is more OG than most people realize. You're doing it right.

Coins, and even dice work in a pinch too.

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I only have like 10 minis and the party I DM for is 5 people, so I use a lot of random stuff as minis. I'm slowly building a collection, but it's expensive lol

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

As a totally cheap-ass DM, my recommendation is to find some printable DnD tokens that you like and glue them to things like bottle-caps, or small round bits of wood (like chunks off of a dowel from the hardware store). There are a bunch around. If you want to splurge, take the bits you want somewhere you can pay for a quality color printout.

Personally, I'm a fan of these generic tokens by "Acquitt". They're useful for every encounter: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FV7egJC87nsVUTybGs5E3DwvRihmz6KduUfniSJk6Fec.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D57f11a74865814f31c7236adb1555a43529ca355

I glued these to some sculpey discs of the same color. I also used transparent binder sleeves for HP tracker sheets, so I could use dry-erase marker. Lastly, my battle map was a large (but cheap) poster frame with 1" grid paper inside^1^. This let me use those dry-erase markers to draw terrain.

1. For more thrift, some wrapping paper brands print a barely visible 1" grid on the backside. Some quality time with a ruler and pen can turn that into something useful.

Mirshe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

You can also do Lego minifigs if you don't mind paying shipping. They're super cheap from places like Bricklink and you can get a lot of different designs pretty easy.

Ziggurat@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 1y

In many cases you don't need mini at all, it's rpg not a miniature game.

No mini nor battlemap gives more freedom to everyone (at the price of less tactical depth), and if you need a view on the situation, a whiteboard with a sketch + cross/letter does can bring you pretty far

HurlingDurling@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

Day of the Tentacle

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y

PassingDuchy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Just from DMing perspective I feel this when my players decide to fight a NPC they weren't supposed to fight at a level I don't have a block for lol. "Well your options are cr3 and cr10 and you're level 7 so....10 it is and imma just shave some stuff off while hoping for the best" lol. Shout-out to every time my party says they're looking for shady people to circumvent the legal way to do something then balk when the pricetag isn't a handshake and an IOU their reputation proceeds them will never be collected.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The joke is that's a dildo

PassingDuchy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Yep and CR10 when you're level 7 and decided to fuck around is also a proverbial dildo

friendly_ghost@beehaw.org · 1 pts · 1y

Let's see what Mage Hand does on this boyo

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y