I ain't no fortunate son

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37 Comments

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 75 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Barron has not aged well. He's got that Crabbe/Goyle look going on.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It would be an outright miracle, if he turned out a decent person, given his background.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

He won’t.

scarabic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

You never know - sometimes people go against the grain. For example some of the best parents I know had shitty parents growing up.

wirebeads@lemmy.ca · 54 pts · 1y

The trumps have a long and distinguished heritage found within the chickenshit bloodline.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 51 pts · 1y (4 replies)

You are all worried about being drafted and the inequity of Baron getting off the hook like this (whether it's a true headline or not). Just do what Ted Nugent did, and shit yourself for 3 day and get a mental illness waiver!

Stop there though and don't molest underage girls

RainaLillius@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Or, if you prefer a method that doesn't involve shutting yourself. Just say you're trans. No need to take hormones, unless you wanna... you're trans non-binary. Bit of nail polish, makeup, gender non-conforming clothes. Easy sell, congratulations, you are no longer eligible to serve in the US military

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y

Im legit scared they move me to work camps. I guess thats better?

Bgugi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

The klinger method!

n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

never worked for Corporal Klinger.

BigTurkeyLove@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Tell me there is a possibility of a draft without telling me there is a possibility of a draft.

MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

The timing is not great

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 34 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wouldn't bone spurs be useful in a combat situation? If they're long enough, you're basically Wolverine without the healing factor. 🤷🏻‍♂️

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y

I’m guessing our frenemies in Afghanistan (or insert whatever country, you pick) are not testing for bone spurs at the RPG market.

PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social · 31 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Kids looking more slob-ick than Slavic

ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Funny, that.. you’ll be shocked by the reason!

PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He’s half Slav half slob

Nougat@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y

Slab.

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 1y

See you on the front lines, boys.

LandedGentry@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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P00ptart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

NADSAQ lol

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Lol that's the best

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

check the author name in the byline, too

Dicska@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Braking Mews

Don Detray-Torr - Whit House Correspondent

And the whole ass fine print under it that I'm too lazy to copy

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 19 pts · 1y (3 replies)

aside:

Foxes don't mew. They bark, kinda. It's one of the most horrible sounds nature overall produces. Sounds like a child being mutilated.

edit: hm, apparently "mew" doesn't mean what I thought it does - the sound a cat makes.

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

Shriek, foxes shriek.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

"Mew" is the sound a kitten makes. "Mews" can mean a building in which to keep one's trained falcons, or a group of homes that used to be stables, or homes that pretend to once have been stables, because Real Estate.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Sound a cat makes can be written as meow, mao, miyay, and my favorite, :3

Drdoom2027@lemmy.org · 11 pts · 1y

So, he is unfit for the selective service?

sirico@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 1y

Always reminds me of this Michael Moore bit https://youtu.be/89sXG6kTo6o

bender223@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 1y

Oh noes, I also came down with a case of da bone spurs for no reason! 😮

ericatty@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 1y

Say the correspondent's out loud.

pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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testfactor@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is satire. It even says "Fox Mews" in the bottom left, lol.

crystalmerchant@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

And Don De Trayy-Tor (Don The Traitor)

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I hope Barron offs Trump assuming he's next in line for the throne.

Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

The watermarks, "@Mrs Putin." LOL! That mofo better be the first to sign up if the shit hits the fan.

nanook@friendica.eskimo.com · 3 pts · 1y

@jballs Ha ha ha...

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

oh no the tragedy