You are all worried about being drafted and the inequity of Baron getting off the hook like this (whether it's a true headline or not). Just do what Ted Nugent did, and shit yourself for 3 day and get a mental illness waiver!
Or, if you prefer a method that doesn't involve shutting yourself. Just say you're trans. No need to take hormones, unless you wanna... you're trans non-binary. Bit of nail polish, makeup, gender non-conforming clothes. Easy sell, congratulations, you are no longer eligible to serve in the US military
"Mew" is the sound a kitten makes. "Mews" can mean a building in which to keep one's trained falcons, or a group of homes that used to be stables, or homes that pretend to once have been stables, because Real Estate.
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peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 75 pts · 1y
Barron has not aged well. He's got that Crabbe/Goyle look going on.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
It would be an outright miracle, if he turned out a decent person, given his background.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
He won’t.
scarabic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
You never know - sometimes people go against the grain. For example some of the best parents I know had shitty parents growing up.
wirebeads@lemmy.ca · 54 pts · 1y
The trumps have a long and distinguished heritage found within the chickenshit bloodline.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 51 pts · 1y
You are all worried about being drafted and the inequity of Baron getting off the hook like this (whether it's a true headline or not). Just do what Ted Nugent did, and shit yourself for 3 day and get a mental illness waiver!
Stop there though and don't molest underage girls
RainaLillius@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 1y
Or, if you prefer a method that doesn't involve shutting yourself. Just say you're trans. No need to take hormones, unless you wanna... you're trans non-binary. Bit of nail polish, makeup, gender non-conforming clothes. Easy sell, congratulations, you are no longer eligible to serve in the US military
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y
Im legit scared they move me to work camps. I guess thats better?
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
The klinger method!
n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
never worked for Corporal Klinger.
BigTurkeyLove@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y
Tell me there is a possibility of a draft without telling me there is a possibility of a draft.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
The timing is not great
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 34 pts · 1y
Wouldn't bone spurs be useful in a combat situation? If they're long enough, you're basically Wolverine without the healing factor. 🤷🏻♂️
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
I’m guessing our frenemies in Afghanistan (or insert whatever country, you pick) are not testing for bone spurs at the RPG market.
PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social · 31 pts · 1y
Kids looking more slob-ick than Slavic
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
Funny, that.. you’ll be shocked by the reason!
PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social · 7 pts · 1y
He’s half Slav half slob
Nougat@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y
Slab.
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 1y
See you on the front lines, boys.
LandedGentry@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 1y
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
NADSAQ lol
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Lol that's the best
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
check the author name in the byline, too
Dicska@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Braking Mews
Don Detray-Torr - Whit House Correspondent
And the whole ass fine print under it that I'm too lazy to copy
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 19 pts · 1y
aside:
Foxes don't mew. They bark, kinda. It's one of the most horrible sounds nature overall produces. Sounds like a child being mutilated.
edit: hm, apparently "mew" doesn't mean what I thought it does - the sound a cat makes.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
Shriek, foxes shriek.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
"Mew" is the sound a kitten makes. "Mews" can mean a building in which to keep one's trained falcons, or a group of homes that used to be stables, or homes that pretend to once have been stables, because Real Estate.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Sound a cat makes can be written as meow, mao, miyay, and my favorite, :3
Drdoom2027@lemmy.org · 11 pts · 1y
So, he is unfit for the selective service?
sirico@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 1y
Always reminds me of this Michael Moore bit https://youtu.be/89sXG6kTo6o
bender223@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 1y
Oh noes, I also came down with a case of da bone spurs for no reason! 😮
ericatty@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 1y
Say the correspondent's out loud.
pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
testfactor@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
This is satire. It even says "Fox Mews" in the bottom left, lol.
crystalmerchant@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
And Don De Trayy-Tor (Don The Traitor)
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I hope Barron offs Trump assuming he's next in line for the throne.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The watermarks, "@Mrs Putin." LOL! That mofo better be the first to sign up if the shit hits the fan.
nanook@friendica.eskimo.com · 3 pts · 1y
@jballs Ha ha ha...
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
oh no the tragedy