The name "seagull" implies the existence of landgulls, airgulls, and firegulls.

Edit:

Together they can make the combined-arms-gulls.

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I think a "landgull" would just be a pigeon

maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Nah, that's an airgull. A landgull would be a chicken.

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Nah, that's a farmgull. A landfill would be an ostrich

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (3 replies)

No that's where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock

lemmyng@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

No, that'd be a fancygull. A landgull would be a rat.

Waywardmessiah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No that would be a politigul. A landgull would be a gopher.

irmoz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

No, that's a dirtgull. A landgull would be a kangaroo.

dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y

In light of the above, then, I hereby propose that squirrels get renamed to "treegulls."

db2@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's all fun and games until the firegull nation attacks.

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y

My brother and I discovered the new Gulliver...

three@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 1y (4 replies)

If there are armadillos, where are the legadillos?

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And what about the Dillos who don't want to be armed?

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

unarmadillos?

moakley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Given how much cuter a goldfish is than a silverfish, whatever a bronzefish is must be a absolutely disgusting.

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Stands to reason, yes. Maybe also navyadillos and airforcadillos.

listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Wrong.

Seagulls imply the existence of Rivergulls, Lakegulls, Mountiangulls, Desertgulls, Forestgulls, Plaingulls, Valleygulls, Hillgulls, etc.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y

Archipelagulls

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

No no no, you're all wrong. It goes Agles, Beagles, Seagulls, Deegles, Eagles, etc. We've proven the existence of 3 of these species already, but the search continues for these other mysterious creatures the certainly must exist. In this TED Talk, I will...

the_abecedarian@piefed.social · 21 pts · 1y (3 replies)

also, spacegulls

Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Space gul

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

thank you.

Kernal64@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Attention Bajoran workers...

remon@ani.social · 17 pts · 1y

MimicJar@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

I've seen many seagulls in my life.

But I've never seen any of the others.

And that's terrifying. Stay vigilant.

TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I used to study animal management and there was a lecturer who wrote his uni thesis on "seagulls" and any time he heard someone call them seagulls he'd shout down the hallway "They're herring gulls!"

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 1y

Seagulls are not just herring gulls though. The term is used for any gulls people see near the sea. In the UK that's herring, great black backed & and lesser black backed, black headed, common, and kittiwakes.

ch00f@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

A birdwatching friend of mine has decided that if he ever discovers a new species, he's naming it "seagull" regardless of where he finds it or what it looks like just to piss off all the ornithologists.

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 1y

Reminds me of a John Hodgman bit - we have ice hockey, field hockey, and air hockey, implying the existence of fire hockey.

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y

If seagulls fly over the sea, then what flies over the bay?

Bagels.

MSBBritain@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Long ago, the four gulls lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the fire gulls attacked...

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Bay-gull. Bagel.

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Bay-hull; loves explosions.

Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We have Baygulls. They are tasty with cream cheese.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Yeah until one of those airgulls comes and swipes it.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Heartgulls

lemmyng@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"By your powers combined, I'm Captain Gull!"

AllYourSmurf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I am Gull, and by this axe I rule!

Taco2112@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

I live in Colorado and there are gulls here, we are far from the sea.

Grimy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Most of what we consider "seagulls" dont actually go out to sea. It's all lies.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y

They're seaadjacentgulls.

Carcel@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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dubyakay@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

So they are lakegulls then.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Water-Gull. Earth-Gull. Fire-Gull. Air-Gull. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire-Gull Nation attacked.

teft@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Seagulls, Landgulls, Firegulls, and Airgulls. But that all changed when the Firegulls attacked.

huxley75@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Don't forget bay-gulls. They love fish, especially smoked salmon

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

You have to go pretty far back (to proto-Celtic, it looks like) to find a linguistic ancestor for the word "gull" that doesn't just mean "that specific bird."

But in proto-Celtic, it looks like "weilanna" probably meant "wailer." As in, "one who wails," though we don't know exactly what the suffix "-anna" means. A similar word in that language would've been "wailos," which even though it sounds similar seems to have been unrelated to our modern term "wolf," as it comes from a different proto-indo-european root.

Anyway, the word "gull" does refer to the sounds that it makes more than anything else. So in figuring out what a landgull, airgull, and firegull might be, we need to find something noisy. Or just something annoying, given the derisive connotation of "wail."

Edit: This is, of course, assuming that we're looking for different existing types of animals to be these creatures, rather than just (for instance) creating new, elemental forms of gulls; or "reskinning" seagulls with different elements; or inventing all-new animals to fill those roles.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Wailos or wailer is wolf, is that because they “wail” (howl?) Or is that just a coincidence?

Aqarius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's probably the result of a taboo. It's why people say "bear" (the brown one) or "medved" (the honey knower) instead of "arth" or "ursus".

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Interesting. I knew about "bear" but I did not know about "medved" as another minced-taboo. Thanks for that.

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Sorry for being unclear--proto-Celtic calls wolves "wailos" for the same reason as they call gulls "weilanna," because of the noise, yes. The coincidence is that the modern word "wolf" sounds like the proto-Celtic word "wailos."

Nougat@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y

I propose that cobras be referred to as firegulls. The hissing for the noise, and the venom spit into your eyes is “hot” (spicy).

NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's Called seagull

It flies

With that logic, firegull are penguins.

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

That logic is incredible! But of course!

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Captain Planet Gull: "Give me those chips and I'll poop on you!"

You: "... don't you mean 'or' you will poop on me, not 'and'?"

Captain Planet Gull: ...

You: ...

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Surely they’re airgulls as they don’t live in the sea?

GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

seagull

looks inside

landgull

apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I love baygulls.

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Don't forget THA GOOD SHIP MERRY GULL!

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

JONATHAN LIVINGSTON SEAGULL!!!!!

XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

That's if it's specifying aquatic vs other elemental gulls. Perhaps it's specifying what type of body of water it's from instead. That'd imply oceangulls, rivergulls, bagels, pondgulls, lakegulls, etc

RandomStickman@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y

Some live by the bay. They're baygulls.

FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Dumpster chickens

Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I never knew that. I thought it went from beagle to seagull and then on to eagle…

billwashere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I prefer earthgulls.

HubertManne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y

vol-gul.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Don't forget heartgulls. Everyone always forgets heart.

philthi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Or at the very least a rivergull

starlinguk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Seagulls aren't a thing. Just gulls.

tkohldesac@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I’ve said the same about Ground Turkey for years.