c/mildlyinfuriating · by KingDingbat@lemmy.world · 1yI'm sorry... the last place I want a surprise is while using the toilet... 59 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 35 pts · 1y
Maybe the surprise is there to scare the shit out of the person using it.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
and cure your hiccups at the same time
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Ah yes. The five nights at freddies skibidi toilet bidet.
Mothra@mander.xyz · 24 pts · 1y
I love the line highlighted on the right side, "light is the source of surprise, the romance from the toilet"
Lol
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Step Toilet, why are you flashing your lights at me like that?
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y
It'd be a lot better if the surprise came from the bidet. Possible 5/5
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
The three seashells. Heat, power, and pulsation pattern.
tal@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y
https://www.homedepot.com/p/HOROW-Elegant-Luxury-Elongated-Smart-Bidet-Toilet-in-White-w-Surprise-Ambient-Light-Build-in-Tank-Auto-Open-Close-UV-Light-HR-T38/331933087
I'm pretty sure that Google Translate is better at getting a reasonable tone out of Chinese->English translation than whatever they used.
KingDingbat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
...this...crap... mildly infuriates me...
protist@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
This is obviously just a poor translation. I can tell you from experience that toilets like this are pretty cool. The surprise is just lights, but it has a ton of other functionality. I like the bidet function and heated blow dry
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y
Smart toilets are a thing now? I thought smart fridges were unecessary 😂
comador@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Pass. Toto UltraMax + Toto bidet ftw. Game changer https://www.totousa.com/washlet