I think it just goes to show how bad most movies really are. People watched Venom and were like "this absolutely isn't the worst thing I've seen in the last 10 years."
Maybe I don't watch enough movies, but after stumbling on the third Venom movie while it was on Netflix, I might honestly consider it the worst movie I've seen in the last 10 years.
COP: he plans to rob six banks in 36 hours. We know his list but not the plan-
Mind your own business man : and they're all insured? By the FDIC?
Cop: it's a crime sir
Myobm: yeah ... Three of these got bailouts in the housing market chrisis and the other three forgiven loans in COVID.... All more than what's about to be stolen ...
Cop: doctor theft plans-
Myobm: doctor serves them damn right if you ask me. I'm sitting this out. Not my problems.
The third act where Mind Your Business Man realizes that his money at the bank wasn't insured, and the bank will recuperate without compensating him was actually Top 5 Anime Plot Twists of All Time.
"You tried to mind your own business, but little did you know the business never minded you. Mwahahaha"
All the Terry Crews Old Spice commercials. Admit it, swapping him in for captain marvel in Endgame would be an amazing swap that I lack the skill to edit.
Madame web is so god damn funny it's hard to not love it. Like how often in a movie do you see the main character just drive off into a side quest. Or a super hero movie where all the heroism is done by driving badly. And at the end he gets defeated by Pepsi™
No, sorry mate. If you're running your own instance, you gotta send your usename and password with every request, as the first line of the post. That way it gets interpret as a basic auth HTTP header and makes it able to federate to the main server.
that is part of the joke, but i think the main part of the joke is that they're responding to your comment asking if your comment federated in the negative, despite the fact that by being able to read and respond at all from another instance, it is clear that your comment did federate.
"She-EO" was pretty good but the sequel killed it. She really didn't need a love interest and they forgot the whole point of the first movie was her ability to be a Girl Boss. She wasn't supposed to depend on men... Ugh. 😮💨
TBH it made me like "Greg Man" more. At least the characters were well defined. Like, I get that Greg is pretty weak as far as super heros go but there was a lot of character development and damn his letter opener was cool! The villain was fucking crazy too! Guy Normal... Most relatable villain back story. We've all been there.I get why he decided to go that route, it's tempting as hell in times like that.
I feel like this is just hating 😭 If you can't name ONE good Marvel movie after Iron Man, then you just don't like Marvel or The MCU at all, or stopped watching them. I'm not even saying 5 or 10. There's like 36 of them. The first Captain America, Doctor Strange, Endgame, Spider-Man, Guardians--, if you just hate ALL of them, then there was never going to be a Marvel movie you enjoyed. The first Iron Man is great, but I'm not sure if it makes Top 3 out of every MCU movie tbh.
I’ve watch a lot of them not because I wanted to, when I’ve said that most Marvel movies are utter shit people get angry and typically coerce me in some way to see them, like : you didn’t see it your opinions are not of value blah blah blah.
The first Ant Man had potential but they fired the director exactly because it had potential.
The first Daredevil series was ok maybe a little bit more but it start going down the hill shortly after.
Each Marvel are build the same fucking way and doubly so after GotG which make them not unique at all. They’re always the same thing movie after movie after movie. Easy movie making for the most money
At least the first Iron Man was new (Black Panther had really cool design and prop makers)
Nolan’s Batman was a great work because it was not the same 3 movies, that’s not that hard but that’s not what Marvel/Disney want to do and what they are doing is bleeding their franchise dry.
Well, I'm agreeing with everything @JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world answered to this, but I genuinely don't know why, if Marvel movies are just generally something you don't like, Iron Man 1 is such an exception.
As they also said, especially in the beginning there were many really highly praised movies. Especially the original Avengers movie, Winter Soldier, Guardians of the Galaxy and Civil War.
Yeah, I'm not gonna stan marvel movies, but Iron Man 1 as the ONLY marvel movie you think is good is certainly a take... I don't know what the BEST marvel movie is, but it's hard to pick one, and not think another one similarly hits what you liked about that one. Maybe they just really liked Iron Man specifically and after Tony told the world he was Iron Man it just killed it for him once all the other heroes started getting screentime.
I'll admit, I didn't really care much for the MCU until Spidey showed up, and it wasn't until catching up that I realized that I quiet enjoyed a few of them. For every miss, there's usually a hit, and a lot of mid-tier ones.
Nobody wants to change your mind, people are allowed to make bad takes. The question was just if you want to elaborate, but this feels increasingly troll-ish
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ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 1y
Spiderman: Home Alone
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
Spiderman: Homer Simpson
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Spiderman: Homunculus
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
serpineslair@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does!
Lizardking13@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Spider Pig
mercano@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Spider-Man: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
I'd watch that, too,
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Weird that Uncle Ben went on to become the twice elected President of The United States. Kinda kills the rewatch.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
I did first write Spiderman: Home Alone 2 because it was funnier but then I went No fuck that fucking fuck shit into the fucking ground
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Spider-Man 2 or Home Alone 2? Either way, we can all agree 3 was worse.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
I would so watch that.
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 1y
Batman Orignans: Wuhan
RexWrexWrecks@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
This deserves more updoots
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
I never said thank you for this
TheBat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
Morbius
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Sir, it was wrong answers only.
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Fan4stic
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
wait, say that again
rooster_butt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Fant-four-stic
lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 1y
The Hebrew Hammer: Oy Vey or The Highway
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Critics Say: ...
Actually, critics refused to comment on this for some reason. They seemed incredibly nervous to give an opinion one way or another.
lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
lmao
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Obligatory: That’s anti-Semitic!!
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Iron Man 2: Iron Harder
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I've only seen the parody; Iron Man 3: Iron Rod.
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
That was the porn. You’re thinking of Iron Man: Irony Abounds.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Captain 'Murica: On Ice!
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
The winter musical sensation sweeping the nation
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Sweeping the world!
For targets.
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 1y
Eternals
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
After years of DC trying to copy Marvel, Marvel was like, I bet we could cram a bunch of heroes into a shitty movie too. They were right.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 1y
Thor: Ragnarok.
Oh wait... Wrong answers?
Thor: Ragnarok.
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
too many hulks or not enough hulks?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y
Not enough Korg.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Mrs. Doubtfire: Civil War
simple@piefed.social · 11 pts · 1y
Still at awe of how much money Venom made despite all three movies being hot garbage
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I think it just goes to show how bad most movies really are. People watched Venom and were like "this absolutely isn't the worst thing I've seen in the last 10 years."
FanciestPants@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Maybe I don't watch enough movies, but after stumbling on the third Venom movie while it was on Netflix, I might honestly consider it the worst movie I've seen in the last 10 years.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I haven't seen them but I know a couple people who love those movies. They were upset that they're never all available on the same services.
DrFistington@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Howard the duck is the best marvel movie
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
Guardians of the Papacy: Revenge of the Swiss
halvar@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 1y
i like the layers on this one
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Meteor Man!
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 4 pts · 1y
This should be higher
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 1y
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
dickalan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Too sooooon🫣
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Harold and Maude
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Is that like Cloak and Dagger? One, that wasn't a movie. Two, I don't remember their real names.
wieson@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
Tristan and Isolde
Aeao@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
"MIND-YOUR-OWN- BUSINESS MAN!!!
COP: he plans to rob six banks in 36 hours. We know his list but not the plan-
Mind your own business man : and they're all insured? By the FDIC?
Cop: it's a crime sir
Myobm: yeah ... Three of these got bailouts in the housing market chrisis and the other three forgiven loans in COVID.... All more than what's about to be stolen ...
Cop: doctor theft plans-
Myobm: doctor serves them damn right if you ask me. I'm sitting this out. Not my problems.
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
The third act where Mind Your Business Man realizes that his money at the bank wasn't insured, and the bank will recuperate without compensating him was actually Top 5 Anime Plot Twists of All Time.
"You tried to mind your own business, but little did you know the business never minded you. Mwahahaha"
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
All the Terry Crews Old Spice commercials. Admit it, swapping him in for captain marvel in Endgame would be an amazing swap that I lack the skill to edit.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I enjoyed Madame Web. Its not a good movie, but got a laugh from the whole cinema (10 people in my showing)
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org · 8 pts · 1y
Madame web is so god damn funny it's hard to not love it. Like how often in a movie do you see the main character just drive off into a side quest. Or a super hero movie where all the heroism is done by driving badly. And at the end he gets defeated by Pepsi™
saltesc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Sony Pictures appears at the start of many awful films. I think it's their thang.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
The best captain America movie
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Batman Returns
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
They were so brave for skipping over the origin story where he got bit by a bat
Honytawk@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y
Mystery Men
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Flash Thompson: The Untold Story
altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y
Stinkbug man and the leaf eater woman!
markovs_gun@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
The eternals
null@lemmy.nullspace.lol · 3 pts · 1y
Hi random post, does my comment federate?
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
No, sorry mate. If you're running your own instance, you gotta send your usename and password with every request, as the first line of the post. That way it gets interpret as a basic auth HTTP header and makes it able to federate to the main server.
90s_hacker@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
Sorry, I'm stupid is there actually a main server? Or is that part of the joke?
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
It's part of the joke. Essential to a federated design is the lack of a main server.
juliebean@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
that is part of the joke, but i think the main part of the joke is that they're responding to your comment asking if your comment federated in the negative, despite the fact that by being able to read and respond at all from another instance, it is clear that your comment did federate.
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
No. 😬
Cenotaph@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
I see it!
JandroDelSol@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
hello!
Madison420@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
untorquer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
"She-EO" was pretty good but the sequel killed it. She really didn't need a love interest and they forgot the whole point of the first movie was her ability to be a Girl Boss. She wasn't supposed to depend on men... Ugh. 😮💨
TBH it made me like "Greg Man" more. At least the characters were well defined. Like, I get that Greg is pretty weak as far as super heros go but there was a lot of character development and damn his letter opener was cool! The villain was fucking crazy too! Guy Normal... Most relatable villain back story. We've all been there.I get why he decided to go that route, it's tempting as hell in times like that.
Strider@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Big hero 6
How about this schroedinger answer?
titter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Land Before Time Of The Lost
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Everything Disney is involved with.
YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Ant Man 4: What is this? A movie for ants?
Dearth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Blade 2 is peak
Karjalan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
That was sony?
Also, I know this meme is mostly accurate, but weren't the OG spider mang movies beloved wave sony in association with marvel?
This night be a personal take, but I also don't really rate, or at least personally enjoy, any of the marvel stuff in the last half a dozen years.
halvar@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 1y
and then every five years they just drop spider verse
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
they gotta throw in a couple good ones here and there so people don't sue for emotional abuse
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 1y
Spiderman: Emotional Damage
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Gantt Man
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Gnatt Man: That's my secret. I'm always hungry.
Ant Man: I'm sorry, are we... Are we out of ideas as a franchise?
Korne127@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
This comment is genuinely so funny
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Gnatt Man’s super power is FaceSwarm. There is no defense against it.
FanciestPants@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Gantt man schedules out your next battle with logic ties between precedent and subsequent activities.
untorquer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I would outsource that task in a heartbeat though!
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Squirrel Girl 3: Return from the forest.
ReCursing@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
Dredd
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Up to phase 3 I would have agreed, now it’s just bad all around
FanciestPants@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Teletubbies; into the Snyderverse
Korne127@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Spiderman 3?
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Wait, there's 3 of those menaces now???
Korne127@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
3 times as profitable on onlyfans
anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Everybody's gettin' webshots.
fubarx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Home Alone.
mrbn@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Evel Knievel movies. Although I did really like the series.
ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Where’s Disney?
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · -2 pts · 1y
Every Marvel movies are bad after Iron Man 1 with the exception of Into the Spiderverse.
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Not every Marvel movie is bad... It's just that after releasing so many, you'd think more of them would be good.
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · -4 pts · 1y
I disagree, after Iron Man nothing good get out of the MCU
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I feel like this is just hating 😭 If you can't name ONE good Marvel movie after Iron Man, then you just don't like Marvel or The MCU at all, or stopped watching them. I'm not even saying 5 or 10. There's like 36 of them. The first Captain America, Doctor Strange, Endgame, Spider-Man, Guardians--, if you just hate ALL of them, then there was never going to be a Marvel movie you enjoyed. The first Iron Man is great, but I'm not sure if it makes Top 3 out of every MCU movie tbh.
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
Trubbles made this comment from a basement, with half a brain!
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
With a box of snacks!
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · -3 pts · 1y
Nah! I have to walk up stairs but good try.
Now for my brain nobody here showed me the error of my ways.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Why spend the effort when it is clear you have already either made up your mind or are trolling?
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · -2 pts · 1y
Don’t know, hoping to find someone that don’t like the MCU
Movie are made to be talked about I guess
original_reader@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
"I present: the Jericho."
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · -3 pts · 1y
I’ve watch a lot of them not because I wanted to, when I’ve said that most Marvel movies are utter shit people get angry and typically coerce me in some way to see them, like : you didn’t see it your opinions are not of value blah blah blah.
The first Ant Man had potential but they fired the director exactly because it had potential.
The first Daredevil series was ok maybe a little bit more but it start going down the hill shortly after.
Each Marvel are build the same fucking way and doubly so after GotG which make them not unique at all. They’re always the same thing movie after movie after movie. Easy movie making for the most money
At least the first Iron Man was new (Black Panther had really cool design and prop makers)
Nolan’s Batman was a great work because it was not the same 3 movies, that’s not that hard but that’s not what Marvel/Disney want to do and what they are doing is bleeding their franchise dry.
I love Comic but Disney is killing it
Korne127@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Well, I'm agreeing with everything @JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world answered to this, but I genuinely don't know why, if Marvel movies are just generally something you don't like, Iron Man 1 is such an exception.
As they also said, especially in the beginning there were many really highly praised movies. Especially the original Avengers movie, Winter Soldier, Guardians of the Galaxy and Civil War.
JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Yeah, I'm not gonna stan marvel movies, but Iron Man 1 as the ONLY marvel movie you think is good is certainly a take... I don't know what the BEST marvel movie is, but it's hard to pick one, and not think another one similarly hits what you liked about that one. Maybe they just really liked Iron Man specifically and after Tony told the world he was Iron Man it just killed it for him once all the other heroes started getting screentime.
I'll admit, I didn't really care much for the MCU until Spidey showed up, and it wasn't until catching up that I realized that I quiet enjoyed a few of them. For every miss, there's usually a hit, and a lot of mid-tier ones.
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · -1 pts · 1y
High praise don’t means good.
But I’ve said my piece and I’ve seen most of the counter arguments already, none made me change my mind.
MCU was a mistake
Korne127@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Nobody wants to change your mind, people are allowed to make bad takes. The question was just if you want to elaborate, but this feels increasingly troll-ish
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · -2 pts · 1y
A little bit of troll and a little bit of truth.
I do really feel that every MCU movies is a bad movie and I’m aware that saying it out loud sound like trolling
Korne127@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Why did you explicitly exclude Iron Man 1 in your first comment then?