Matt said: “It was a very embarrassing accident. One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too. As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
Right, because a fifteen-inch penis is totally going to obstruct your view of both feet and everything else below your waistline, and your dick is totally the reason you clumsily slipped. And you totally aren't looking for every possible excuse to turn any event of your life into another opportunity to brag about your massive, record-breaking schlong.
I'm 100% sure you cannot get an erection if it's that long, not enough blood in the body to supply it. You should probably get a surgery to make it smaller if you have this
I am not a doctor, nor was I the one spouting room temp BS with an air of familiarity to the topic. What you've posted is a half-thought that, especially since you're presumably holding a device, could've been just as quickly pursued to a citable reference you could've shared as part of your, now refined comment.
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too.As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
this guy gets a burn cooking and he's like "must've been because of my enormous penis" trips on the stairs "dick got caught in the spindles it's so big" gets sleep apnea "my giant schlong wraps itself around my throat when I'm sleeping"
I mean, to be fair… it must be pretty annoying. Chances are he’s not compatible size wise with 99.99% of women. Probably even jerking off is a massive workout. Probably gets lightheaded each time it fills with blood. Seriously… when you’re this far out of the normal range I recon attention is the main positive thing that comes out of the situation (at least for people who like attention). Everything else just seems needlessly difficult.
Probably gets lightheaded each time it fills with blood.
There was an interview with someone who has a record sized penis, and one of the funniest yet saddest moments was him and his wife talking about how she has to be careful and 'manage' his erection during sexual activities so he wouldn't pass out.
I think I would go get a medical license of some kind and solicit blood donations from friends just so I could pump my blood pressure up to avoid that.
Yeah, I might have seen the same interview. I just didn’t want to put the relevant words into a search engine to figure out specifically what I was vaguely remembering.
I mean, yes there are other ways to be intimate with each other than penetration. However as far as I can tell a lot of men are very attached to the idea of penetration when it comes to sex. I would assume it would feel quite debilitating not to have the option when you really want to have the option. Then again what do I know. I am missing the necessary parts to know what any of that feels like from the male side.
Yeah sure. Just find an open-minded man, and give him a prostate massage. And before you know it, he will be whimpering like a bitch. So so many ways. It's a culture issue.
can confirm it'd be low-key existentially horrifying to not be able to plug it in, it's not just that it feels good but it's the.. symbolic? aspect of it, for me. Like a hug but you can do it while also embracing each other, hell yeah.
Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big...oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,...but let's get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,,"
This dude has been in the news before, and again for some non-story, but thinly veiled trying to spread as much as possible exactly how long and thick his dong was. I mean good for him (or bad, many women's vaginas won't accommodate that), but he comes off as attention-seeker of the lowest order.
there's people falling in love with chatgpt, or taking medical advice or therapy from it. I'd take someone who gives away their number to receive ads kind of idiot every day of the week over that kind.
Seriously. Dude is acting like he can't see the floor because his dick is in the way. Be one thing if he had syncope due to blood flow. Just didn't look.
similar to th as in the English word thick, or a (usually apical) voiced alveolar non-sibilant fricative [ð̠],[2][3] similar to th as in the English word the
V and F are basically the same sound, except V is voiced. Alternate between them like VVVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFVVVVVVVVVFFFFFF while touching your throat, you'll feel the throat vibrate while saying V but not for F
Not usually. "Not" has my tongue against the top of my mouth, just back from the base of the teeth. But if we're talking about Lindt chocolate, that has your tongue against your teeth and you pull it back, making that sharp release of air. That's the thorn sound.
Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?
Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.
I have been pregnant but don't remember falling down because I couldn't see my feet! I do remember my belly knocking into doorways when I miscalculated though, since it keeps growing.
Oh don't get me wrong. His excuse is absurd! Because you can move your feet in the shower if something is obstructing your view. My point was that yes having a body part that prevents you from seeing immediately below it can be a nuisance.
Well until the baby comes out, lol. The things I remember trying that were much harder with the constantly shifting weight distribution were roller skating and cartwheels. Bigger and bigger till the baby punches its way out of your abdomen (since in sex ed they probably didn't cover that part either).
But seriously, if women can handle that constant change in weight distribution, I am sure a guy with a massive schlong can handle having it without falling over. Unless it has a mind of its own and gets tangled around his legs or something.
Men are silly. I have a friend with a gigantic penis (thickness and length) and he's always very upfront about how terrible it is. It is difficult to find women that enjoy vaginal sex with a man his size and even when he does he has to be very careful to not go too deep as he could injure her. He can only wear boxer shorts, clothes are difficult to fit without looking indecent, and he always wears tights under his bathing suit.
Yeah had woman tell me that she dump a guy because his penis was to big. He tore her vagina and she bleed. She said that shit hurt. Having a huge penis isn't always flex for women.
He might as well get into porn, but normal woman don't want a dick that size.
Great story! Had a roommate telling a story of his old roommate in college. This guy was said to be packing a full-sized hair-spray can.
My guy is doing his engineering homework when his roomie stumbles home from the bar with woman. They head straight to the bedroom, of course. After 5-minutes:
"Oh hell NO you're not putting that thing in me!"
She went straight out the door, still pulling her clothes on.
Yeah I heard lots of stories just like that. Also when she was telling that story, there was several other women in the room and they all agreed that they don't want a gaint dick put in them. You see that shit in porn, but that shit isn't normal.
This reminds me of the lady that played Elvira. She was a Vegas dancer as a young woman and actually lost her virginity to the singer Tom Jones. She said he was huge and completely tore her up to the point that she had to go to the ER afterwards. I'll try to find the interview.
This is a serious plot point in the novel The Godfather.
I'm packing 7.5", but skinny, and I used to hit bottom with every woman I had sex with. Fun to painful (for the woman) in an instant. A 14.5" schlong would be worse than useless.
Any bigger and he'd need a thorny crown to go with that cross he's bearin'. Poor bastard. Betrayed by one of his closest friends. PSA: Don't get Judas'ed by your own dick, y'all.
I’ve had an 11” before - like baby arm girth too. It’s absolutely physically taxing. Not just the “ouch” from cervix bumping but also there’s just something about big penises that make it feel like exercise. 9” is fun but it’s like I ran a marathon.
In the Godfather novel, Sonny Corleone couldn't have a decent sex life because of his gargantuan penis until he landed a woman with a deep vagina. I am not making this up.
Still bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it's just time for some prescription glasses.
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148 Comments
cjoll4@lemmy.world · 185 pts · 1y
Right, because a fifteen-inch penis is totally going to obstruct your view of both feet and everything else below your waistline, and your dick is totally the reason you clumsily slipped. And you totally aren't looking for every possible excuse to turn any event of your life into another opportunity to brag about your massive, record-breaking schlong.
🙄
Heikki2@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
If mine was that big, I'd probably just stare it, too.
Also Tom Segura has a bit about seeing a guy with a large penis
SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
While I appreciate the link, I am absolutely not having that in my watch history. I really don't want recommendations based on…whatever that is
tedd_deireadh@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Oh, c'mon! Where's your sense of adventure?
SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
It died when my bones started to creak
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Mr. Glass?
SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Feels like it sometimes, ngl
Old age is probably worse, but middle age sucks
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Not a very obfuscating username, Mr. Jackson. 🙇🏼♂️
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Yeah Tom Segura, yuck
Heikki2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
He just described the bulge he sees and then tries to play it off like he wasn't staring at it. He says dick a bunch, and I think 1 fuck
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 1y
He just likes to brag & isn't evolved enough to have a detachable penis.
cjoll4@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
What a blast from the past!
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
I don't even have to clock the link, and King Missile is now playing the hits in my head. 🤘🏼
edit: leaving it, as-is
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
He does, however, have an enormous penis
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Anyone can acquire an enormous penis & just have it on display somewhere to soothe your day.
tisktisk@piefed.social · 12 pts · 1y
It takes one to know one, and buddy...you're not that guy
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Thankfully, neither am I. 😅😶
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
That sounds suspiciously jealous 😏
happyfullfridge@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y
I'm 100% sure you cannot get an erection if it's that long, not enough blood in the body to supply it. You should probably get a surgery to make it smaller if you have this
lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Nah, you wanna blood dope
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Thanks, Doc.
happyfullfridge@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 1y
if you are a doctor and have knowledge about it I'm happy to be educated, what I said is conjecture of what seems intuitively true to me personally
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
I am not a doctor, nor was I the one spouting room temp BS with an air of familiarity to the topic. What you've posted is a half-thought that, especially since you're presumably holding a device, could've been just as quickly pursued to a citable reference you could've shared as part of your, now refined comment.
Think of the children, Doc. 🤌🏼
happyfullfridge@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 1y
genuinely looked and there's not much info or research about extremely large penis actually, if you find something I'm happy to hear it
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Sounds like he slipped on his penis
celeste@kbin.earth · 89 pts · 1y
this guy gets a burn cooking and he's like "must've been because of my enormous penis" trips on the stairs "dick got caught in the spindles it's so big" gets sleep apnea "my giant schlong wraps itself around my throat when I'm sleeping"
Bunbury@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 1y
I mean, to be fair… it must be pretty annoying. Chances are he’s not compatible size wise with 99.99% of women. Probably even jerking off is a massive workout. Probably gets lightheaded each time it fills with blood. Seriously… when you’re this far out of the normal range I recon attention is the main positive thing that comes out of the situation (at least for people who like attention). Everything else just seems needlessly difficult.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y
There was an interview with someone who has a record sized penis, and one of the funniest yet saddest moments was him and his wife talking about how she has to be careful and 'manage' his erection during sexual activities so he wouldn't pass out.
I think I would go get a medical license of some kind and solicit blood donations from friends just so I could pump my blood pressure up to avoid that.
Bunbury@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah, I might have seen the same interview. I just didn’t want to put the relevant words into a search engine to figure out specifically what I was vaguely remembering.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
No one heard about outercourse. There's plenty of women that would just....why am I explaining this.
Bunbury@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y
I mean, yes there are other ways to be intimate with each other than penetration. However as far as I can tell a lot of men are very attached to the idea of penetration when it comes to sex. I would assume it would feel quite debilitating not to have the option when you really want to have the option. Then again what do I know. I am missing the necessary parts to know what any of that feels like from the male side.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah sure. Just find an open-minded man, and give him a prostate massage. And before you know it, he will be whimpering like a bitch. So so many ways. It's a culture issue.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
can confirm it'd be low-key existentially horrifying to not be able to plug it in, it's not just that it feels good but it's the.. symbolic? aspect of it, for me. Like a hug but you can do it while also embracing each other, hell yeah.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
It's just curious.
JamesNZ@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 1y
Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big...oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,...but let's get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,,"
wetsoggybread@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
"Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong"
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
FWIW, that brand was specifically designed and marketed for average dicks to feel bigger. It's their whole thing.
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
It's a product within a brand, but it actually is larger. You can look up the dimensions if you want.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Not the "ummakshually" you thought it'd be.
46_and_2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
This dude has been in the news before, and again for some non-story, but thinly veiled trying to spread as much as possible exactly how long and thick his dong was. I mean good for him (or bad, many women's vaginas won't accommodate that), but he comes off as attention-seeker of the lowest order.
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 55 pts · 1y
Funny story, but the size of my penis is why my balls always get wet when I pee.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 9 pts · 1y
Me too!
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y
Unrelated but this newspaper says:
There's people that are actually saying "hell yes! Send me ads on WhatsApp, here's my phone number!" ???
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
The world's full of 'em, and many others, yep.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y
Ever since I've personally heard "I like some of these ads", I've lost faith in the masses
pyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
there's people falling in love with chatgpt, or taking medical advice or therapy from it. I'd take someone who gives away their number to receive ads kind of idiot every day of the week over that kind.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y
Envious men please remember vaginas do have an ending. Don't trust hentai, your penis will NOT come out of our mouths
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 1y
Next you're going to tell me that piss doesn't come from the balls? Please.
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
The cervix is just a door if you knock hard enough.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
arararagi@ani.social · 8 pts · 1y
We know about the 666 man. Six figures salary. Six inches. Six feet tall.
Ileftreddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 1y
I was careless, didn't look where I stepped, it was totally because of my dick. Let me tell you more about it...
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
Seriously. Dude is acting like he can't see the floor because his dick is in the way. Be one thing if he had syncope due to blood flow. Just didn't look.
JackLSauce@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y
I have questions for Iceland; mostly about how to pronounce ð but we'll get to that later
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 1y
a museum? when it comes to phalluses i believe it is the museum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum
ButtDrugs@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
Sigh... https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/Matt_Barr%2C_World%27s_Largest_Penis_Cast_on_Display.jpg/500px-Matt_Barr%2C_World%27s_Largest_Penis_Cast_on_Display.jpg
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Something tells me the author knew it didn't need to be named. 😜
MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
uh, a 14er. Climbers everywhere, rejoice.
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 1y
Is that flacid or erect length?
Edit: its erect length. When flacid, it was 25cm long
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
Senseless@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y
More or less like the english th. Thorn (letter)
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
Sort of. ð is the Icelandic rendering for both edh and thorn, depending on context. Edh is voiced, thorn isn't.
JackLSauce@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It's the "unvoiced" part that confuses me
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
voiced th is like this, that, mother
unvoiced th like thick, thimble, thirty
notice how the voiced th has a buzzing vocalization during the th sound, you can feel your teeth buzzing as you say the th in this
but when you pronounce thirty that buzzing is absent and the first buzzing starts with the i (the vowel is the first voiced part).
Senseless@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Should do the trick, no?
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
That's what she said?
Senseless@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Sadly not.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Truth.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
V and F are basically the same sound, except V is voiced. Alternate between them like VVVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFVVVVVVVVVFFFFFF while touching your throat, you'll feel the throat vibrate while saying V but not for F
pyre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
eth, not thorn
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
It's pronounced like the "th" in "weather."
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Like a T, but slide your tongue forward a little so it's against your teeth
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
do you not have your tongue against the teeth when saying T?
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Not usually. "Not" has my tongue against the top of my mouth, just back from the base of the teeth. But if we're talking about Lindt chocolate, that has your tongue against your teeth and you pull it back, making that sharp release of air. That's the thorn sound.
RBWells@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?
Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.
T156@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Do people even focus on their body parts that much on the day-to-day? It seems like something that you wouldn't think about usually.
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 1y
When you have a 37cm pénis that's probably all you can think about.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
At that size, it better be paying the bills.
TisI@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
I promise it's a real issue for women.
RBWells@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I have been pregnant but don't remember falling down because I couldn't see my feet! I do remember my belly knocking into doorways when I miscalculated though, since it keeps growing.
TisI@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y
Oh don't get me wrong. His excuse is absurd! Because you can move your feet in the shower if something is obstructing your view. My point was that yes having a body part that prevents you from seeing immediately below it can be a nuisance.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 1y
Keeps?! How? They didn't cover that in Sex Ed. 😶
RBWells@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Well until the baby comes out, lol. The things I remember trying that were much harder with the constantly shifting weight distribution were roller skating and cartwheels. Bigger and bigger till the baby punches its way out of your abdomen (since in sex ed they probably didn't cover that part either).
But seriously, if women can handle that constant change in weight distribution, I am sure a guy with a massive schlong can handle having it without falling over. Unless it has a mind of its own and gets tangled around his legs or something.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Wait, you have busted and/or pregnant women watching your feet?
baines@lemmy.cafe · 24 pts · 1y
are all the impressed comments in here from men lol
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 36 pts · 1y
Men are silly. I have a friend with a gigantic penis (thickness and length) and he's always very upfront about how terrible it is. It is difficult to find women that enjoy vaginal sex with a man his size and even when he does he has to be very careful to not go too deep as he could injure her. He can only wear boxer shorts, clothes are difficult to fit without looking indecent, and he always wears tights under his bathing suit.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
he needs to find cooler pools.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Yeah had woman tell me that she dump a guy because his penis was to big. He tore her vagina and she bleed. She said that shit hurt. Having a huge penis isn't always flex for women.
He might as well get into porn, but normal woman don't want a dick that size.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Great story! Had a roommate telling a story of his old roommate in college. This guy was said to be packing a full-sized hair-spray can.
My guy is doing his engineering homework when his roomie stumbles home from the bar with woman. They head straight to the bedroom, of course. After 5-minutes:
"Oh hell NO you're not putting that thing in me!"
She went straight out the door, still pulling her clothes on.
Poor fella.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Yeah I heard lots of stories just like that. Also when she was telling that story, there was several other women in the room and they all agreed that they don't want a gaint dick put in them. You see that shit in porn, but that shit isn't normal.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y
This reminds me of the lady that played Elvira. She was a Vegas dancer as a young woman and actually lost her virginity to the singer Tom Jones. She said he was huge and completely tore her up to the point that she had to go to the ER afterwards. I'll try to find the interview.
EDIT:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elvira-actress-sought-med_n_6317
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Interview, hell she put in her book that I own and read all about their relationship. Everyone should read it. Yes that part was fucked up.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
I first heard the story on the Howard Stern morning show as she was being interviewed back in the 90's.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
#BigDickProblems
shalafi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
This is a serious plot point in the novel The Godfather.
I'm packing 7.5", but skinny, and I used to hit bottom with every woman I had sex with. Fun to painful (for the woman) in an instant. A 14.5" schlong would be worse than useless.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Any bigger and he'd need a thorny crown to go with that cross he's bearin'. Poor bastard. Betrayed by one of his closest friends. PSA: Don't get Judas'ed by your own dick, y'all.
freeusething@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
I’ve had an 11” before - like baby arm girth too. It’s absolutely physically taxing. Not just the “ouch” from cervix bumping but also there’s just something about big penises that make it feel like exercise. 9” is fun but it’s like I ran a marathon.
MrSulu@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 1y
The world is full of men that can't see their own feet in the shower!
pennomi@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
shalafi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
In the Godfather novel, Sonny Corleone couldn't have a decent sex life because of his gargantuan penis until he landed a woman with a deep vagina. I am not making this up.
misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Dong Corleone
NutWrench@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 1y
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 9 pts · 1y
Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world's largest penis, slip?
(Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)
Votes@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
He didn't, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn't see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
That's a lame excuse. I'm pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don't consider my vision obscured by them.
Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?
A better title would be "man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can't look away from it even when in slippery spaces"
whome@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
Still bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it's just time for some prescription glasses.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
imagine though, just a fuckin garden hose coiled on the floor and WHUP
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
OMG it’s real
BussyGyatt@feddit.org · 17 pts · 1y
is there a way to block all posts with links to a specific site?
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 1y
UBlock origin will let you do this. Come back to this comment in a couple minutes...
Edit: Add something like this to your uBlock Origin custom filters. (The sites I included are all paywalls, but you can substitute your own)
feddit.org.##.title:has-text(/theintercept.com|economist.com|military.com|wired.com|theverge.com|theglobeandmail.com|404media.co|nytimes.com|vox.com|washingtonpost.com|theatlantic.com/)This will turn something like this:
into something like this:
(The "Anker's Sound" post has had its link and headline hidden)
Reddit Enhancement Suite had FilteReddit, which had more fine grained controls to block posts linking to specific sites. I've been looking for a Lemmy equivalent, but UO is the best I've found so far.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 1y
"Man trips over giant cock and breaks arm" 🤣
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
I truly believed it was gonna be about illegal rooster flights, but I guess he gets that a lot after the big reveal.
Oh. Uh.. oh. Yeah, no.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
Wow poor guy is probably going to get a lot of sympathy cards. Must be awful.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
I can all but guarantee most women run away at the sight of it.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
And the ones that don't, he's running from.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
i mean you don't have to put it in, i'm sure plenty of women would still have lots of fun in other ways.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
That's on them.
cannon_annon88@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 1y
Jesus. They don't make pants big enough for this guy.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y
Maybe JNCO
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Deep cuts. 🤌🏻
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Broken arm you say?
elbarto777@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
[x] One broken arm
[ ] Second broken arm
[ ] Mom
Imhotep@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
This makes it sound a bit like he slipped on his peen
Which I found humorous. Because penis.
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Longer than the average forearm, that's crazy. Wonder how girthy it is.
yaroto98@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Look at the photo of him standing. It's visible through his pants, it doesn't look thin.
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
True, and it must be flaccid unless he's really into getting his photo taken.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
I bet the casting from the museum is pictured somewhere online to find.
arin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Can't see feet girthy
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
There's a picture of a mold of it here
https://biggestpenisbook.com/?page_id=720
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
My man making a baby's arm look small 😂
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Arm? It's bigger than a baby.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
Medically verified by who? Seems like the only source of his claims is himself, kinda sus tbh. Might be a fake story.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
But why would he lie about having a massive penis?
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Totally relatable. Swift recovery Matt. I'm also glad you found your best look at my enormous penis trousers for the news photoshoot.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Lol his face in that pic says it all
winkly@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
“signature look of superiority”
shalafi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
My gf and her best friend and I were at a cafe in high school. Best friend's bf was packing serious heat, and everyone knew it, kind of a school joke.
Gf: "OK. Seriously. How big is it?"
Her friend slaps a full can of AquaNet Extra Super Hold (in the pink can) on the table. (It was the 80s! Not like we had a banana for scale.)
"I... I'm not sure, not sure... I believe that... um..."
Gf: "How?!"
Best friend: "No idea, but it fits."
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Hol'up. When were bananas invented, then?
nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev · 5 pts · 1y
He must have big feet
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Small enough he couldn't see them, and he tripped, breaking his arm.
Def gotta be small.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
his penis would be longer than even someone with large feet.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Dick size is actually more related to nose size than shoes size
shalafi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Speaking of gargantuan penises.
I swear to god in heaven that video is worth a minute of your time.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Fuck that guy. He's a gargantuan dick.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
Imagine shitting in a public toilet with such dick, it's either out on the floor or in the toilet water.
glnpf148@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
You could hang it over your shoulder
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
Around your neck like a scarf?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
This comment section is devolving rapidly
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
WTS Dubs has entered the chat.
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
Article doesn't load. It's just a blank page
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
Thanks. Those both load fine