I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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36 Comments

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

einlander@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Long cat, ceiling cat...

Velypso@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y

Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…

Pandantic@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Bongo cat, Cake the cat, that cat gang that’s dropping their new album…

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y

you forgot that one in the Shrek movie

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat

reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Armand1@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world · 15 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

Armand1@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Armand1@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I didn't ask for this 😭

monogram@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
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Klear@quokk.au · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

Pandantic@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y

I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!

bryndos@fedia.io · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"You're lion"

"no i'm not"

"ja u ar"

"no i'm not"

"cheetah"

j4k3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Ches. hired.

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

standard issue

orange

void

floof

ron perlman

tuxedo

roguetrick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What about naked?

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y

i guess i am not a true catholic afterall

psycosulu@ani.social · 1 pts · 1y

You forgot the Adam Driver cats.

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Wacky, crazy bitches... voila.. that covers every kitty.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist... Uh... 🤔 I think that's all of 'em.

osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 1y

Really, it's more like Orange, Yuge Boi, and Not-Orange

bigboitricky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Rotisserie chicken

dumbass@leminal.space · 8 pts · 1y

Puss puss

Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Cute ones & feisty ones (which are also cute)

That should be all

moseschrute@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)
  • Garfield
  • Tom
  • Puss in boots
  • The one in the hat
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

you forgot one, and he's on his way to your house right now.

1000001875

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I've heard of many catholics, but I ain't never seen no "cathol. We got an epidemic, people: people who like cats but don't understand word endings. They're probably "over-workholled".

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

Most common states are:

  • spaced outie
  • zoomie
  • the observer
  • butt-lick
  • carnage from the void
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

That is "zoomie"

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

sleve mcdichael

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Easy.

pspspsps

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Bastard

AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I can't even remember all the names I've called my own two cats. There are just too many...