Super Weaner

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22 Comments

KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works · 55 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The scientific name for this phenomenon is a heckin chonky honker.

BCOVertigo@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

Wean-supream

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 44 pts · 1y

You may not like it but this is what peak weaner performance looks like.

EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Lactose Acceptance

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Has tolerance gone too far??

cam_i_am@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We've moved past mere tolerance. Lactose inclusion. Lactose pride. Lactose celebration.

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

I for one am looking forward to the lactose parade this year.

I'm imagining parade floats with cheese wheels

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 1y

If Cartman was a seal.

gaybriel_fr_br@jlai.lu · 29 pts · 1y

ook@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 1y
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Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What is weaning?

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 41 pts · 1y

Converting a baby's diet from entirely milk diet, to introducing increasing amounts of solid foods.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 1y (3 replies)

These poor fellows don’t tend to survive unfortunately

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 26 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Definitely doesn't look quick enough to escape from a predator...

Maybe they weaned him wrong on purpose, as a joke survival tactic.

ShittDickk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

he sucks as a fighter, a child could beat him

trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

How do you like my face to your flipper style?!

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Or in the Linnean taxonomy, chungus

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

Chungus chungus var. biggus

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

Absolute unit

DudenessBoy@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

That is a massive seal

brap@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

What a weaner.

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

So she was as talking about my fat seal pup all along? Dammit!

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

They’re usually too fat to dive