It's weird that we "take a shit". I don't know what other people are doing, but i definitely leave a shit, not take it

Many phrases for defecating use the word "take". It makes no sense to me

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drkt@scribe.disroot.org · 55 pts · 353d (6 replies)

I don't give a shit

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 12 pts · 353d (3 replies)

We don't have to take any shit from you here.

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 352d (2 replies)

Take a shit, leave a shit

ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 351d

Worst gas station counter ever

AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 352d

Does your shit have glitter in it?

TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 353d

Same here. I just abandon it instead of taking, giving or whatever it is that some people do.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 352d

^this guy is just holding shit!

subignition@fedia.io · 38 pts · 353d (6 replies)

Take ~= have ~= do

Take a break == have a break, but a break isn't a tangible thing, so this is shorthand for "do the actions required to constitute a break"

null@lemmy.nullspace.lol · 8 pts · 352d (1 reply)

I don't want to have a shit, either -- I'm trying to get rid of the dang thing!

subignition@fedia.io · 1 pts · 352d

Then this is one verb you should definitely not noun

mental_block@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 352d (3 replies)

I see that.. but I would argue breaks can be given. Therefore one can take a break.

Break being almost a non continuation of something. There are two beings involved. And as you point out, you can also perform action consume a break.

Taking a poop is slightly different because one is giving an offering. Although one can consume poop too but I guess it's a different frame.

faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 352d (2 replies)

Tons of people give a shit tho

mental_block@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 352d (1 reply)

Correct, but a different context than OP's framing.

Some leave a shit, some give a shit. Can you give a shit by giving a shit? Hmm. Possible maybe under special circumstances.

Don't mind me, these are poopy thoughts.

faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 352d

I'm just giving you shit

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 18 pts · 353d (3 replies)

Chinese people say pull a poop, and I think that's beautiful.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 352d

Oooo new debate: push vs pull

Devadander@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 352d

Reminds me of the ASL sign for it

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 351d

I like ESL wording of "make poop/shit"

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 17 pts · 352d (1 reply)

It's not meant to mean taking a literal piece of shit. "A shit" in this context means the entire act. Take a break, take a shit, take piss, etc., refer to doing the act.

invertedspear@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 351d

Or in other words “shit” is a verb here being used a diminutive of the act which is the noun. Like when you take a run, or take a ride, take a walk, or take a hike.

skeezix@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 353d (2 replies)

Someone’s been listening to George Carlin.

Glowstick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 353d (1 reply)

I actually haven't heard much of his stuff. Does he do a bit on this?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 352d

"I'm going to take a shit."

"Well don't take any of mine! I'm saving those for later!"

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 353d (1 reply)

Someone here has never cleaned out a litterbox.

Devadander@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d

You call that ‘faking a shit’?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 352d (1 reply)

Shit as a verb, not a noun.

TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 352d

That's the bizarre thing about English. Maybe native English speakers don't really think about it, but as someone looking at this mess from the outside, I can tell you that it's really nice when verbs and nouns are distinct.

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 353d (4 replies)

You also take a shower

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 353d

Take a bow after a performance.

nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev · 3 pts · 353d

Going to the bathroom to leave a shower

BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 353d (1 reply)

Taking a shower's worth of water out of the water heater.

FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d

Technically only true if you're maxxed out on the hot, usually the hot is mixed with the cold water supply.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 352d (2 replies)

You've never "taken a break" or "taken a time-out" or "taken a nap"?

It's not like "taking a X" is a foreign construct.

lauha@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 352d (1 reply)

I take a break, a nap and a time out because Inwant those things for myself. I don't want shit.

FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 352d

benni@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 352d (6 replies)

So what do you think happens to all the shit you leave around? Someone's gotta take it.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 352d (4 replies)

Sure. But it's not you.

Wait... is... is it you?

benni@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 352d (3 replies)

That's irrelevant. But if someone leaves it, someone else will have to take it, is what I'm saying. Like in general.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 351d (2 replies)

That’s irrelevant.

Oh... Oh, no. Lol!!

benni@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 351d (1 reply)

I don't know what kinds of allegations you're trying to insinuate here. This isn't about me anyway.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 351d

Not insinuating. I would never insinuate such things. I'm implying, maybe inferring, but certainly not insinuating.

Imhotep@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 351d

mitrosus@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 352d

English is the shit we keep taking

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 6 pts · 353d (1 reply)

I'm going to have a shit. Which doesn't sound quite right either when you look at it that way.

BlueEther@no.lastname.nz · 4 pts · 353d

At least in New Zealand that usage would not be that uncommon

Jollyllama@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 352d

I once told a version of this at a stand up open mic, it did very well.

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 352d (3 replies)

Give birth to otters

Growing a smelly tail

Etc

Heliumfart@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 352d

Hanging a rat

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 352d (1 reply)

Taking the Cleaveland Browns to the Superbowl.

johsny@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d

Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 353d

Sir, I believe you left this behind.

Under the restaurant table.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 352d

Hey im leaving a shit right now!

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 351d

Ich scheisse.

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 351d (2 replies)

Make a shit

IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 351d (1 reply)
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OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 351d

I dunno. Maybe it’s not called shit when it’s still inside you? Like a magma/lava situation?

58008@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 352d (1 reply)

I gift a riverboat to the otter people in exchange for splashy kisses on my cheeks.

bampop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 351d

Dropping the kids off at the pool

FuckFascism@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 352d (1 reply)
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squaresinger@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d

That is what every dog owner should be forced to do who doesn't clean up their dog's shit.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 353d
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 351d

100% original realization, way to think of it.

RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 351d

One man's "leave a shit" is another man's "take a treasure"

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 353d

Take a shit break.

dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 352d

Beavis, referring to Andy Rooney on Sixty Minutes: “and another thing. Why do they call it taking a dump? I’m not taking it anywhere!”

Found the clip: https://youtu.be/Wf9QkrC04d8

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 352d (3 replies)

I run into the stall, push the people off the toilet and jam it into my own ass while it’s still warm.

call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 352d

This comment, officer, this one right here.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 352d (1 reply)

Today, in things that make more sense if you're a Red Dwarf fan ... https://youtube.com/watch?v=36xSrKhCojw

jet@hackertalks.com · 3 pts · 352d

I came here to post exactly this. Well done

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 353d

I bag it up to throw at politicians and CEO’s.

njm1314@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 352d (3 replies)

Thanks Seinfeld

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 0 pts · 352d (2 replies)

Seinfeld isn't that funny. This was a Carlin joke.

njm1314@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d (1 reply)

I'm just going to pray this was sarcastic

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 0 pts · 352d

I wasn't, fuck Jerry Seinfeld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxyw38tODKg

Sidhean@piefed.social · 2 pts · 351d (2 replies)

Tru. Im gonna go with "commencing shit" from now on

IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 351d
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bampop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 351d

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit

5in1k@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 353d

Short for take a break to shit.

HubertManne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 353d

Your doing it wrong. You gotta own that shit!

Alatarius@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 353d

Where'd you leave it this time? Last time the kids didn't find it til Easter.

UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 352d

It's like having a nice lunch. Take can often just mean do like 'take a break'

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 352d

Take a shit...break?

Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 351d

I prefer the phrases "imma go shake a tit"

Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 351d

Psssh. Beat it, chick. I’m taken.

::: spoiler spoiler Taken a shit. :::

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 352d

if its BROWN let it mellow.

Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d

Someone here has never experienced the joys of a public bathroom

I will not elaborate.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 352d

Eh