I wonder if anyone in Starfleet has seen so much stuff in their time, that they can only get off by creating new and novel things to fuck in the holodeck. 🤔
To seek out new life, and strange new...
Holes
From the widest gully, to the deepest trench..
Now that's a Star Trek spinoff I'd watch
Deep Space 9"
Star Trek: Voyeur
Featuring Cake Mulgrew, Robert Dickardo, Tim Thrust, Garrett Wang, and more
Sex Trek: The Next Gyration
Love that you left Kim's name alone
it's Garrett's primary source of income
Are you sure about that? There's this Torchwood ep where they acknowledge that fact of human nature.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mk3JXFadEg
To boldly come where no man has come before.
If the holodeck had existed in Kirk's time, there would have been a "sentient fuckbeast from Zeeblap-9 takes over the mainframe" scenario every week.
It did exist in Kirk's time, according to SNW (which is a rare example of that show that I did not appreciate)
wait, wasn't it new in TNG? holy retcons of khan
New in TNG, but a couple years later in DS9 it's already well known that Quark runs holosuites
Ah yes well the reason behind that is Quark's Bar brand Root Beer. It's insidious! [please remit one slip one latinum for reading trademark]
It was also in the Animated Series, SNW only confirmed it.
I liked the reasoning that they gave. Tied the canonicity neatly together
To seek out new life, and new fuck-aliens To boldly go where no man has gone before
Star Trek: Riker
I figured if anyone would know, it would be Lt. Barklay - he is always helping people write holodeck programs.
He...didn't answer.
We have that now, no need to wait for the future.
In the future, people will have more open, healthy attitudes about the sexual needs of all sentient creatures.
And it's called the "Jorkodeck."
Holodeck jizzmoppers
My new punk band
Hard light holograms, indeed.
Rimmer World takes on a whole new meaning...
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer.
He's also a fantastic swimmer.
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for "dinner".
I see you've played Hardcoded too...
Red Dwarf is my guess
what episode of golden girls did this come from?
Could also be holoscissored as well
The ho-lodeck
Memememenememe!!!
36 Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 58 pts · 352d
I wonder if anyone in Starfleet has seen so much stuff in their time, that they can only get off by creating new and novel things to fuck in the holodeck. 🤔
sundray@lemmus.org · 40 pts · 352d
To seek out new life, and strange new...
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 352d
Holes
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 352d
From the widest gully, to the deepest trench..
makyo@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 352d
Now that's a Star Trek spinoff I'd watch
CritFail@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 352d
Deep Space 9"
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 352d
Star Trek: Voyeur
Featuring Cake Mulgrew, Robert Dickardo, Tim Thrust, Garrett Wang, and more
Lawnman23@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 352d
Sex Trek: The Next Gyration
DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 352d
Love that you left Kim's name alone
autonomous@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 351d
it's Garrett's primary source of income
General_Effort@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 352d
Are you sure about that? There's this Torchwood ep where they acknowledge that fact of human nature.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mk3JXFadEg
General_Effort@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 352d
To boldly come where no man has come before.
boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 352d
If the holodeck had existed in Kirk's time, there would have been a "sentient fuckbeast from Zeeblap-9 takes over the mainframe" scenario every week.
DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 352d
It did exist in Kirk's time, according to SNW (which is a rare example of that show that I did not appreciate)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 352d
wait, wasn't it new in TNG? holy retcons of khan
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 352d
New in TNG, but a couple years later in DS9 it's already well known that Quark runs holosuites
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 352d
Ah yes well the reason behind that is Quark's Bar brand Root Beer. It's insidious! [please remit one slip one latinum for reading trademark]
ViatorOmnium@piefed.social · 8 pts · 352d
It was also in the Animated Series, SNW only confirmed it.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 352d
I liked the reasoning that they gave. Tied the canonicity neatly together
negativenull@piefed.world · 8 pts · 352d
To seek out new life, and new fuck-aliens
To boldly go where no man has gone before
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 352d
Star Trek: Riker
EnsignWashout@startrek.website · 5 pts · 351d
I figured if anyone would know, it would be Lt. Barklay - he is always helping people write holodeck programs.
He...didn't answer.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 351d
We have that now, no need to wait for the future.
sundray@lemmus.org · 50 pts · 353d
In the future, people will have more open, healthy attitudes about the sexual needs of all sentient creatures.
And it's called the "Jorkodeck."
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 49 pts · 352d
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 352d
Holodeck jizzmoppers
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 351d
My new punk band
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 352d
Hard light holograms, indeed.
mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 32 pts · 352d
Rimmer World takes on a whole new meaning...
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 352d
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer.
He's also a fantastic swimmer.
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for "dinner".
princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 352d
I see you've played Hardcoded too...
Jarix@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 352d
Red Dwarf is my guess
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 352d
what episode of golden girls did this come from?
x4740N@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 352d
Could also be holoscissored as well
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 352d
The ho-lodeck
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -4 pts · 352d
Memememenememe!!!