Someone let him know he can go ahead and do that as soon as he gets elected MP, gains the confidence of the house and is selected as PM and then requests the dissolution from Charles.
There are fuckung rules. Get this American nonsense out
Look . . . mistakes were made, okay. Yes. There was just SO MUCH COCAINE. We realize that was not a great plan now.
However, since he rigged our elections ushering naked, if barely literate, fascism, we’d like to return him to the . . . land, or, y’know the seas or whatever, from whence he came.
Please take all the trucks too. God. So many shitty trucks.
These guys really treat the right as idiots. Please gently remind any right-leaning acquaintances of this if you can. Remind them to use their eyes and ears.
How to know when you’re being manipulated for someone else’s ends 101. Elon Musk is no one’s friend.
Still remind them that they are being treated like idiots. I feel this may be a useful way to get through to them. No one likes being treated like an idiot. I think this is part of why many on the right are unwilling to let go of epstein. They’re being asked to ignore clear corruption and being told they’re stupid just for believing what is in front of them.
Maybe someone could stake the “Mein Pillow” guy with a free billion to get him in range. Let him start a clown car, space firework, hole-diggin’ conglomerate and buy him an off-fediverse mastodon clone to propagandize his future cult.
He’s gonna re-invent himself as a British political (pardon the expression) kingmaker, then get high as fuck in the Westminster bathrooms and pass out onto the door handle so he can walk around with his newly installed PM with a giant bruise on his forehead.
Stand woozily in the lower house while Question time splashes around in his ears like a Carribean cove.
Classic Musk. Seriously, no returns. All invasions final.
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TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works · 127 pts · 353d
Someone let him know he can go ahead and do that as soon as he gets elected MP, gains the confidence of the house and is selected as PM and then requests the dissolution from Charles.
There are fuckung rules. Get this American nonsense out
WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 353d
Hey hey. We don't claim him. He's South African.
TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works · 55 pts · 353d
I'm afraid you don't get to not claim him anymore
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 353d
He bought his way in like the Murdoch assholes and plenty of others.
But then he got Afrikaners in too, any word on how many actually came, since their real aim was taking more power in South Africa?
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 353d
Look . . . mistakes were made, okay. Yes. There was just SO MUCH COCAINE. We realize that was not a great plan now.
However, since he rigged our elections ushering naked, if barely literate, fascism, we’d like to return him to the . . . land, or, y’know the seas or whatever, from whence he came.
Please take all the trucks too. God. So many shitty trucks.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 350d
Ketamine. So much he pissed himself.
inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d
Come on, we just had to take Jordan Peterson recently, let us have this man.
oliver@lemmy.pifferi.io · 4 pts · 353d
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 353d
Dissolve Tesla, dissolve Musk.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 353d
In a vat of acid
SebaDC@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 352d
Roger Rabbit style
MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl · 62 pts · 353d
Congrats, London, now you have to deal with Elon too.
Dude is a Russian asset.
plyth@feddit.org · 12 pts · 352d
Sure, A good friend of Peter Thiel, who is at the heart of the surveillance state, while Musk himself holds the keys to space.
This is US policy, supported by all US billionaires. None has financed an impeachment while one would expect the majority to do so.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 353d
Oh, yeah there is that. He’s also really big into drugs. But not, like, fun ones.
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 51 pts · 353d
These guys really treat the right as idiots. Please gently remind any right-leaning acquaintances of this if you can. Remind them to use their eyes and ears.
How to know when you’re being manipulated for someone else’s ends 101. Elon Musk is no one’s friend.
krunklom@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 353d
Because they are idiots. A small minority of them though is rich and intelligent and the rest are slathering narcissistic morons.
Tinidril@midwest.social · 11 pts · 353d
A small minority of them is rich. A small minority of them is intelligent. The two don't intersect very often.
krunklom@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 353d
Fair point
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 353d
Still remind them that they are being treated like idiots. I feel this may be a useful way to get through to them. No one likes being treated like an idiot. I think this is part of why many on the right are unwilling to let go of epstein. They’re being asked to ignore clear corruption and being told they’re stupid just for believing what is in front of them.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d
If that’s still an option, you haven’t made it to the finals yet. How is that still an option there.
Our right drink bleach and eat horse dewormer to get healthy. Then they vote trump. Warning them was cut off years ago.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 45 pts · 353d
Was this an awkward gesture too?
Hegar@fedia.io · 36 pts · 353d
'Nazi mouths off at event' is always a distraction.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 353d
I don’t have to call for dissolution of Elon Musk. Everyone dies, and he’s no different. He had better speed it along though.
orioler25@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 353d
Hopefully he'll stop by a uni
dovah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 352d
Oof. Maybe someone there will open his mind?
orioler25@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 352d
Or, at the very least, open up his heart.
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org · 1 pts · 352d
He really needs to repeat the classes where kids learn about the dangers of fascism. And drugs.
tazeycrazy@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 353d
Me and 5 frends showed up at a Tesla show room to get X shutdown. It's still up but we showed them.
jjjalljs@ttrpg.network · 18 pts · 353d
Why can't this guy get kirked already
AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 353d
Oooo, is this a new verb? I'm here for it.
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org · 3 pts · 353d
Poor James T...
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 353d
That's the other kind.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 352d
Means quite the opposite, doesn't it?
Yet both of them can be summarized as: "get fucked"
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d
He’s too awful to have a competing faction.
Maybe someone could stake the “Mein Pillow” guy with a free billion to get him in range. Let him start a clown car, space firework, hole-diggin’ conglomerate and buy him an off-fediverse mastodon clone to propagandize his future cult.
Then, we just let nature take its course.
kautau@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 353d
Just trust the billionaires bro, put the billionaires in power bro, we totally have your best interests at heart bro
fox2263@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 352d
Was he complaining that there is no free speech, while being allowed to say what he wants in public therefore exercising free speech?
molten@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 353d
We're still talking about this jackass? Goddamn why won't he just go quietly.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d
He’s gonna re-invent himself as a British political (pardon the expression) kingmaker, then get high as fuck in the Westminster bathrooms and pass out onto the door handle so he can walk around with his newly installed PM with a giant bruise on his forehead.
Stand woozily in the lower house while Question time splashes around in his ears like a Carribean cove.
Classic Musk. Seriously, no returns. All invasions final.
derry@midwest.social · 8 pts · 353d
Fuck Musk. Release the Epstein files
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 353d
Maybe this guy's clueless enough to stil believe he's somehow metagaming. I mean, he's giving severe The Golden Path tryhard vibes, right?
He'd be "that first attempt at the Kwisatz Haderach we don't talk about" in-canon.
Akagigahara@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d
He feels like the Fools-Gold path, instead of being the path to humanities survival it's the quickest path to it's extinction.
AlexLost@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 353d
Are people still listening to the chief crackpot? I thought we moved past that a while ago when it was proven he was a junkie?
pyre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 352d
i don't know what encouraged him to start walking around without his kid around his head
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 352d
England has gun control.
pyre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d
true, but he also stopped wearing it in the US
Taleya@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 352d
Dumb shit can't even keep track of which country he bought
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 352d
Why can't this fucking loser just stay in his goddamn lane
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 353d
Elon is basically a grown up version of veruca salt from Willy wonka
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 353d
Does he think Charles even wants that?
fort_burp@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 352d
Free Texas!
Texas is heavily populated by Mexicans or persons of Mexican descent, many of whom suffer serious cultural discrimination and economic adversity.
Also, Elon Musk go home and mind your own business.
NoodlePoint@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 352d
Fucking dickhead.