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passepartout@feddit.org · 44 pts · 334d

Fahrenheit 451

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 334d (5 replies)

Is that not -90f?

TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 334d

Nah if 0° is upright 90° rotates that counterclockwise. Blame trig.

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 334d (3 replies)

Back when I took trigonometry, they taught me positive was counterclockwise.

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 333d

I will blame trigonometry, because orienteering says it’s the other way around.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Another American thing maybe? Always been clockwise for me

Edit: ah duck me, trig goes the other way round, forgot, everything else is clockwise tho

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 333d

Yeah, if positive was clockwise in trig, y = sin x would have a negative slope at x = 0, which I guess Albert Sine found distasteful.

(I made up Albert Sine. I don't know that there's anyone specific we can attribute the invention of trigonometric functions to. But I like to imagine him sitting at a desk scribbling right triangles by candle light and scratching his head as to how he'd go about actually calculating the sine, cosine, tangent, arcsine, arccosine, etc of various arbitrary values within his lifetime.)

blarghly@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 334d (11 replies)

100° = really fuckin' hot
0° = really fuckin' cold

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 334d (7 replies)

0°C - pretty cold

100°C - pretty hot, grab a beer with you and remember towel under your ass

GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 334d (1 reply)

What's the beer for? To be paired with the human ham I'll turn into if I am exposed to 100 °C for too long?

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 333d

Saunakalja (sauna beer) is a crucial component of Finnish cleansing ritual

Redecco@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d

0°C - water go hard 100°C - water make funny bubbles

markz@suppo.fi · 4 pts · 333d (3 replies)

100 is too much. The sweet spot is somewhere around 80.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 333d (1 reply)

I found 118 last month for the first time. It was extremely warm

markz@suppo.fi · 5 pts · 333d

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 333d

Agreed, I just wanted to use same exact numbers as OP

ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com · 2 pts · 334d (2 replies)

It's the one part of Murica measurements that makes decent sense. Science aside I just want to know what to wear that day in a human scale.

Rothe@piefed.social · 4 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Yeah, celsius users will be like "I can't understand this scientific celsius scale, how can I possible know whether it is saying I should wear shorts or a big fur coat. I wish I had a human scale".

ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com · 3 pts · 333d

Tell a Minnesota native it's gonna be 32 degrees and they'll be out in shorts either way you measure.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 333d (4 replies)

What even is zero Fahrenheit? Isn’t it some random point above freezing that is cold but not that cold?

alt_xa_23@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 333d

Zero Fahrenheit is like -18 C.

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 333d

Yeah, 0F° is close to leave-a-faucet-dripping-lest-your-pipes-freeze weather. Quite a ways below the freezing temperature of water at standard atmospheric pressure.

Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 333d
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lime@feddit.nu · 6 pts · 333d

it's a pretty interesting science experiment. it was the temperature of a mix of water, ice and ammonium chloride, which forms a eutectic mixture that stabilises itself at the temperature that fahrenheit chose as zero.

...he didn't write down the amounts he used though.

KiwiTB@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 334d (1 reply)

I will never need this information.

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 334d

Lucky.

ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 333d

For everyone from the real world, not fluent in retard units.

12 inches = 1 foot

3 feet = 1 yard

22 yards = 1 chain

10 chains = 1 furlong

8 furlongs = 1 mile

3 miles = 1 league

And here is my favourite 2 dimensional unit:

1 furlong x 1 chain = 1 acre

Edit: bruh.

eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 334d

mr fahrenheit seems to have a drinking problem

Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 334d

0f, you just walked outside of a station in Antarctica

100f, you walked outside in a city built in the middle of a desert during the daytime

-40, the temperatures the same in f or c, but you're not gonna like it regardless

Gustephan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d

They call me heat miser Whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch!

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Surely you can’t be serious‽

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 333d

Yes, and don't call the Shirley

weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 333d

90's fine. Hell the 100's are fine. It's when you get to 110 and above that ded

bratorange@feddit.org · 3 pts · 330d (1 reply)

Das hat er wohl aus unerFAHRENHEIT gemacht!

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 330d

I had to use Google Translate creatively to get this joke, but I'm delighted none the less.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 334d