c/science_memes · by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 1yto hell I say (btw I'm not a bot, I made a new acc) 586 points · 43 comments · view on lemmy.world
43 Comments
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 45 pts · 1y
You mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!
alt_xa_23@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Mmm...steamed clams
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y
Yes, it's a regional dialect.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
What region northern lights may I see it?
No.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
I would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
especially so if they have no intelligence i guess
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
With lime and chilli sauce?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
Counterpoint:
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
counter counter point:
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Nothing 🤗
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
this reminds me of the story of the four-leaved clover:
nature can do whatever the hell it wants :)
iii@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Should he go to land jail or ocean jail?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
but look at this guy. Isn’t he a cute little guy?
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com · 24 pts · 1y
or look at this super cool octopus
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
the commentary is hilarious.
negativenull@piefed.world · 9 pts · 1y
That is freakin' adorable! Look at that smile!
Echinoderm@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 1y
But does it taste good?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I wouldn't recommend eating the baby eldritch horror; that's how you get momma eldritch horror to do unkind things.
but if you're willing to accept unfathomable consequences... saute in butter, with some garlic and lemon.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Nikls94@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
That’s what a bot would say
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 16 pts · 1y
Counterpoint:
TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
counterpoint accepted
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 13 pts · 1y
Lies! We shouldn't explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.
Which now saying out loud, doesn't sound too bad.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y
looks at everything
Are we sure we didn't already trigger this?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It would certainly explain a lot.
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Are we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
we'll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
I bet they don't actually taste like marinara
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
I'm on to you, you're just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
"Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet" -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
lunarul@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I'm sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Yes, I counted undiscovered jelly fish, what of it?
myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don't know how many new things there are?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Bones are sand. Sand is bones. Whales eat the bones into sand.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Rocks that swim around like fish!
No thank you the ocean!
That and Jacob's "which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with." Are my favorite presentations.
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You're just jealous they're immortal.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
have you considered... fried crab?
spongebollocks@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1y
@welcometomymemepage on instagram used to make these memes. there should be a tag.
jerkface@lemmy.ca · -4 pts · 1y
how do you know when someone abuses animals don't worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha