It's weird that you made it nonconsensual, but not as weird as rosco here making it incestuous. The first panel is the only one in the version posted earlier.
Is it weird to anyone else that Luke was basically a sociopath child, shooting innocent womprats for fun, and that killing plus using the Force is why he hit the exhaust port?
I've always assumed that womp rats, being roughly 2 meters long, were intended as a kind of R.O.U.S. (Rodents of Unusual Size) and are presumably equally aggressive and dangerous.
I realize it's a stretch, but it's been stuck in my head canon since I first saw Star Wars.
I would assume a womp rat is some sort of pest and killing them is beneficial to the community. He might even have gotten paid a bounty, like my friends and I did for shooting squirrels for local farmers.
I mean, he also says they are not much bigger than 2 meters. 2 meters is like 6 feet. That's a huge fuckin' rat.
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CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de · 69 pts · 350d
What a weird way to talk about your own mom.
tatann@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 349d
Worse, 16 year old mom
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 349d
Your 16 year old mom who is dead 😬
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 349d
Padamé was 20 when she stepped aside from being elected Queen. She wouldn't die for another 8 years.
tatann@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 349d
I'm not saying she was a mom at 16, but this picture is from Episode 1. Portman was barely 16 during filming.
mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 349d
Violent sex fantasies about choking and butt raping someone is pretty weird too... 🤔.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 8 pts · 349d
It's weird that you made it nonconsensual, but not as weird as rosco here making it incestuous. The first panel is the only one in the version posted earlier.
hansolo@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 350d
Is it weird to anyone else that Luke was basically a sociopath child, shooting innocent womprats for fun, and that killing plus using the Force is why he hit the exhaust port?
toast@retrolemmy.com · 53 pts · 350d
He was a farm boy. They were probably considered pests, and if allowed to multiply would have sorely impacted his crop of...moisture
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 349d
Wookieepedia lists them as pests
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 349d
Why is hitting a 2m long animal considered brag worthy‽
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 349d
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/T-16_skyhopper
This is what he was flying to when gunning at a target about your size.
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 349d
From a spaceship
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 349d
It's more like a antigravity jet that can move like a helicopter if it needs to but yeah
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 349d
He wasn't bragging, he's saying it's easy...
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 349d
Maybe they juiced them? For moisture? Or vaporized them to release moisture into the air?
hansolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 349d
I bet they're full of moisture!
cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 350d
How do we know he didn't eat them?
EnsignWashout@startrek.website · 12 pts · 349d
I've always assumed that womp rats, being roughly 2 meters long, were intended as a kind of R.O.U.S. (Rodents of Unusual Size) and are presumably equally aggressive and dangerous.
I realize it's a stretch, but it's been stuck in my head canon since I first saw Star Wars.
hansolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 349d
Oh no, that makes total sense.
Can we make it head cannon that womp rats actually just are ROUSes in the same way that humans are in both? I'm just gonna go with that.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 349d
It's actual canon
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Womp_rat
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 349d
I would assume a womp rat is some sort of pest and killing them is beneficial to the community. He might even have gotten paid a bounty, like my friends and I did for shooting squirrels for local farmers.
I mean, he also says they are not much bigger than 2 meters. 2 meters is like 6 feet. That's a huge fuckin' rat.