I mean there's a way to do this like some fresh sweet corn off the cobb, olive oil with garlic sautéed in it, some stanky cheese shavings, maybe some lemon to add some depth, along side a nice seared tuna steak, but this is not the way. This is some vestigial postwar German shit. Same vibes as old British food. The war's over folks, treat yo self.
Because of the post that showed your "date" hating on your dish. They even had pictures of the pan with the sauce in the exact same spots and everything.
I don't know what you're trying to do here but, yeah. Doesn't seem like they liked it, if they existed at all.
51 Comments
HumanPerson@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 322d
Uhh https://sh.itjust.works/post/46220452
Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 322d
Haha, wtf, this is an extreme coincidence or someones havin a laugh.
JASN_DE@feddit.org · 30 pts · 322d
The latter.
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 322d
They did a pretty impressive job replicating the picture
JASN_DE@feddit.org · 4 pts · 322d
That's not replicated, that's two people taking a picture of the same pan.
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 322d
My god, this plot runs deep
rem26_art@fedia.io · 27 pts · 322d
idk about the noodles, but the linux cli cheatsheet desk mat sure will
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 321d
Yeah I kinda want that
Skyline969@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 322d
That seems like a waste of perfectly good ingredients for some fake internet points.
Twakyr@feddit.org · 13 pts · 322d
Nope, that was my meal. I ate it.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 322d
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 322d
You think OP‘s date stuck around after seeing this? Bruv I’d Naruto run if a date served me this
Twakyr@feddit.org · 4 pts · 322d
True…
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 322d
Everyone knows Gagh is best served live.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 322d
You Italians have some pretty fucked up candy corn. Which is already fucked up.
JASN_DE@feddit.org · 13 pts · 322d
Those are Germans, and that's just canned corn.
Twakyr@feddit.org · 3 pts · 322d
How did you know?
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 322d
Cause y'all are the only people I know adding corned can and tuna to spaghetti and pizzas. It's like you're trying to do a hate crime to Italian food.
lolrightythen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 322d
Look at this GastroGuessr over here!
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 322d
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d
I would've expected it to be more common. Maybe not necessarily canned corn but still.
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 320d
I mean there's a way to do this like some fresh sweet corn off the cobb, olive oil with garlic sautéed in it, some stanky cheese shavings, maybe some lemon to add some depth, along side a nice seared tuna steak, but this is not the way. This is some vestigial postwar German shit. Same vibes as old British food. The war's over folks, treat yo self.
Davel23@fedia.io · 6 pts · 322d
The text on the can, I'm guessing.
JASN_DE@feddit.org · 5 pts · 322d
Not the text, the deposit sign. That's specific to the German system. Also, the products in the other picture.
JASN_DE@feddit.org · 5 pts · 322d
Bad Reichenhaller salt, Ostmann spices and especially the Lidl can with the German deposit sign.
Bleibt ja nicht viel.
Twakyr@feddit.org · 2 pts · 322d
Das stimmt
accideath@feddit.org · 4 pts · 322d
What’s the problem with the corn?
MazonnaCara89@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 322d
As an Italian I'm pretty much sure I have never seen a pasta recipe other than "pasta fredda" with candy corn in it!
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 322d
Damn, those are some long maccheroni.
Twakyr@feddit.org · 2 pts · 322d
Yes, they where very hard to find. But they are their favourite noodles :3
Veradoo@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 322d
This is the first time I've ever thought that a bowl of noodles actually looked like worms. Very impressive.
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 322d
Toodles*
MysteryMeatbag@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 322d
It does look impressively bad.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 322d
I bet you the date smells similar.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 322d
And yet the Brits get all the shit for our cooking.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 321d
Considering you guys went ALL around the world in search of spices, then decided to NOT use them 🤪, yeah. only issue I see with this is the tuna.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 321d
Ha, this actually reminds me of my favourite food fact, Japanese curry is a British invention.
pewpew@feddit.it · 5 pts · 322d
I'm sure it will ;)
Twakyr@feddit.org · 2 pts · 322d
It did :D
victorz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 322d
Lies
Twakyr@feddit.org · 2 pts · 322d
What would make you think that?
victorz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 321d
Because of the post that showed your "date" hating on your dish. They even had pictures of the pan with the sauce in the exact same spots and everything.
I don't know what you're trying to do here but, yeah. Doesn't seem like they liked it, if they existed at all.
Twakyr@feddit.org · 3 pts · 320d
It’s called a joke… because it was the worst dish we ever cooked together…
victorz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d
Well you sure wooshed a bunch of people. Maybe your so called joke wasn't very clear.
Twakyr@feddit.org · 0 pts · 319d
Maybe you are just not very intelligent
Twakyr@feddit.org · 2 pts · 320d
It was impressively bad…
ImAN00B@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 321d
who is the third foot?
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 321d
Ghost
Twakyr@feddit.org · 3 pts · 320d
My date
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 321d
Tuna? Where? I see what vaguely resembles tomato sauce & ground beef. And corn.
Twakyr@feddit.org · 2 pts · 320d
The beef is canned tuna
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 322d
How would it impress your date? You only brought enough for one!