I like riding dildos, but you can only do so much standing them directly on the floor, and it's even worse on a bed.
I assume someone makes a firm pillow, box, stand, or something...
I like riding dildos, but you can only do so much standing them directly on the floor, and it's even worse on a bed.
I assume someone makes a firm pillow, box, stand, or something...
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Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 345d
Super glue. I buy a new toy every time because it’s too hard to remove from the walls. For beds, I drilled a hole through my mattress and installed a dedicated mount. I physically assault my landlord every time he tries to do inspections.
cowfodder@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 345d
Liberator makes "body pillows" with toy mounts.
playfulkittykat@pawb.social · 3 pts · 345d
Oh hey, that looks nearly perfect! Thank you!
onslaught545@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 345d
You could also get a strap on harness and attach it to a pillow or something. Liberator stuff is too damn expensive.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 345d
A hard-cover book or a mirror work pretty well
Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 345d
The problem with both of those is that although they may be mostly functional for this purpose, cleaning them is a different story. For anal play things get quite a bit messier.
The mirror is mostly fine (although they tend to be flimsy if it's a cheap hanging body mirror) but it's a gigantic pain in the ass to ensure that it's a clean and usable mirror after everything is said and done. No matter how good of a job you think you did, you missed a spot.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 345d
Oh, I totally agree
playfulkittykat@pawb.social · 3 pts · 345d
A mirror? Wouldn't that crack?
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 345d
A proper mirror is made of reasonably thick glass (I used to make up mirrors as part of a job many years ago)
Or use a perspex mirror
SineNomen@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 345d
Preferably I'd get a slave to hold it steady.
playfulkittykat@pawb.social · 5 pts · 345d
Oh to have a collection of subs to do my bidding *sigh*
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 7 pts · 345d
If the internet has taught me anything, you can find someone to hold your dildo for you. Heck, they may even pay you to do it.
SineNomen@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 345d
That's the thing though. You don't just want anybody to hold your dildo. It takes a special person to perfectly encapsulate the essence of being a mere inanimate object designed for you and your pleasure alone.
Mora@pawb.social · 3 pts · 344d
Welp, I bought a Mastr Mount from twisted fantasies which is basically a silicone base plate which cen be fixated to chairs/pillows using belts. Which was okay but not good enough for me. So I bought a sex machine, fixated it on a plate and added some weights to it. That was much better👍
Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 345d
I'm commenting because I literally had the exact same question while having some fun an hour or two ago and I'd also like to hear the answers people have to this question.
I have plenty of things that I can make due with, but they're all juuuust awkward enough that it takes me out of a good headspace after a little bit. It's either a weird angle, not secure and moves around, or makes me put my legs in a horribly uncomfortable position that hurts after a few minutes. Part of my issue is probably that my go-to medium dildo is a bit cheap though because the suction base on my BD toys aren't as much of an issue with sliding around.
playfulkittykat@pawb.social · 3 pts · 345d
You and I had very similar mornings >.>
Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 345d
Apparently TOO similar 😮💨
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 345d
I have a small shelf I never actually installed as a shelf that I can suction my toys to and then just ride it on my bed. I'm usually on my knees so the bed is way better than the floor or from a semi-standing position (like against a wall or something).
playfulkittykat@pawb.social · 2 pts · 345d
Huh, is it an ikea lack by chance? Either way, great idea!
daddyfox30@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 345d
Using the right kind if chair can work if you dont mind doing crunches.
If you want to do it on the bed, get a really big pillow and a good thick sheet of plastic, metal or wood(ones where you will never hurt yourself with ofc) and tie it on the pillow with a belt or string.
Pretty nice to ride but you need the right kind of dildo for both obviously.
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 345d