I've never seen a sovcit screw themselves this badly before. This is fake your own death sovcittery.

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AmidFuror@fedia.io · 56 pts · 341d (5 replies)

Tax year is 2022. Notice date is 2025. This isn't due to accumulation of massive amounts of interest. To owe that much money this person must have either made a ton of money or fucked up on their return super badly to have appeared to have made a ton of money.

I figured most sovcits were relatively poor or lower middle class.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 341d

They usually are, but today I found one who is a doctor.

This guy has been sending the IRS magic coupons and whatall for three years as "payment".

West_of_West@piefed.social · 20 pts · 341d

There is/was a lawyer in Vancouver that was a Sovcit. She was in the news a few years ago. Truly wild combination.

bytesonbike@discuss.online · 8 pts · 341d

Pretty much. This is tax evasion levels, like your million dollar company hasn't paid anything in a decade.

If you're poor as fuck, you often get money back.

Steve@startrek.website · 3 pts · 341d (1 reply)

Its not possible to fuck up that bad- you can always correct errors.

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 2 pts · 341d

Right, but first you get the bill and then fix it. He's in the getting the bill stage but probably has no clue.

Triumph@fedia.io · 43 pts · 341d (1 reply)

Any advice?

Pay your taxes.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 341d

fox2263@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 341d

Well. If I received a bill like that I’d be considering looking into the dark arts

morgan_423@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 341d (2 replies)

Sovcitizenry aside, I love the IRS just casually handing out a two week time window in which to pay them a hair under a quarter-million dollars 🤣

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 341d (1 reply)

They've been fucking around for years of this isn't just made up. The IRS is actually pretty chill unless you're obviously trying to break the law.

morgan_423@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 341d

Oh yeah, I totally know the sovcit screwed up somewhere and that this is totally warranted. I just thought the demand for a huge amount of money in a tiny time window was pretty funny, like they're just expecting you to go into the other room and pull a quarter of a million dollars out of your couch cushions or something lol

miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 341d

I'm pretty sure if you use a toilet seat as a check, drawn on your IRS account, and signed at a 45 degree angle, in red ink, everything will be sorted.

CatZoomies@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 341d (1 reply)
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AmidFuror@fedia.io · 4 pts · 341d

Of course. Buy lead. Convert to gold. Sell gold. Profit.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 341d (2 replies)
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PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 341d

all of them, i'd say.

DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 1 pts · 341d

Yes

emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 341d

Time to call one of those presumably very predatory tax relief companies I guess

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 341d

You done screwed the pooch is what you did.

tazeycrazy@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 341d

What I'm I looking at? Is this some bill that only the most boneheaded person can get after ignoring all advice.

Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 341d

Thats so much back tax. I dont think I've payed that much taxes in my life

Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 302d

He should call and set up a payment plan. It's better than doing nothing.