The Internet as a whole is a lot less edgy than it used to be. I reckon the average age here is a lot more than it was on the forums and shit we were on 20 years ago, so there's fewer 14 year olds making edgy jokes lol
I have a side question. Are American soybeans edible? Last i heard American corn wasn't edible, it was more for syrup or something, so i want to know if it is the same for American soybeans.
American corn grown commercially isn't 'Sweet corn' which is what you grow in a garden for eating. Commercial corn is a lot tougher of a kernel and doesn't taste as good, and is meant for animal grain and corn syrup. It's also dried completely out until it's a dehydrated grain, rather than being picked fresh.
Its important to note that its not a recent invention either. Native Americans grew mostly flour type corns. We wouldn't have corn tortilla without it. Non sweet corn/Maize has always been more important than the sweet variety because it lasts a long time as a grain. And finally sweet corn wouldn't even exist if humans hadnt domesticated the early maize grain.
56 Comments
TheEntity@lemmy.world · 147 pts · 347d
This is just a meme, right? Right...?
Fandangalo@lemmy.world · 105 pts · 347d
After researching, yes, it is a meme.
I also do not know anymore.
MrSmiley@lemmy.zip · 42 pts · 347d
Welcome to hyperreality, sit back and enjoy the ride!
13igTyme@piefed.social · 28 pts · 347d
I want to get off this ride.
unconsequential@slrpnk.net · 51 pts · 347d
The fact we all have to ask …
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 347d
At the time of this writing, yes.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 347d
Its 100% real(istic)
magic_lobster_party@fedia.io · 24 pts · 347d
The unrealistic part is the monetary compensation.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 347d
offering compensation still realistic
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 347d
what's also realistic is that he intends to "pay" for it with government money ...
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 347d
Low interest loans arent even really "compensation" tho. That money flows right back into the states pocket.
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 347d
Until he sees it and says "hey that's a great idea"
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 347d
I’m glad I’m not the only one who wasn’t quite sure.
Like I was 80 percent sure it was a meme but I’m very annoyed that there is that 20 percent of uncertainty. Reality is bullshit.
Steve@startrek.website · 114 pts · 347d
Batman@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 347d
Dude it's been so long since I've seen pedobear.
x00z@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 347d
Really? There's one in the news every day.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 346d
Ayoooooo!
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 347d
The Internet as a whole is a lot less edgy than it used to be. I reckon the average age here is a lot more than it was on the forums and shit we were on 20 years ago, so there's fewer 14 year olds making edgy jokes lol
Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 346d
Hadn't seen one since I turned 18.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 347d
It should have orange fur.
logi@piefed.world · 14 pts · 347d
Needs more orange
regedit@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 347d
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 347d
Now make the hands smaller and give it a neck-vag.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 108 pts · 347d
For the Miss Teen USA pageant, trump would stick his fingers in the girls’ mouths. His premise was that he was “checking their teeth.”
And that’s real.
Also he was ordered to pay 85 million dollars for raping a woman whom he then called ugly. But y’all knew that one.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 18 pts · 347d
I love how in his statements immediately after losing a defamation suit he defamed the plaintiff again leading to another defamation suit
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 347d
He’s not just a rapist - he’s a demented rapist!
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 346d
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d
Oh no. Felons are 100% eligible to run for President.
They just can't vote.
modus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 347d
I read this while putting food in my mouth. My lunch is ruined.
rustbuckett@lemmings.world · 58 pts · 347d
Is this satire? Please tell me this is satire. I just can't tell anymore!
confluence@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 347d
That's how you can tell it's good satire
rustbuckett@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 346d
Or how absolutely batshit this timeline is
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 346d
Yeah, it would be impressive maybe, if it wasn't so terrifying.
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 346d
I am too afraid to go look.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 347d
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 21 pts · 346d
Missing the THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION, otherwise good effort.
BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 346d
You can't give people heart attacks like that. Thought this was a real announcement
Newsteinleo@midwest.social · 4 pts · 346d
I'm tight there with you, I can't tell what is real or satire these days
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 346d
Should be posted as a Truth post in theonion
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 347d
I'm actually unsure if this is real or not...
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 347d
Sadly, same.
ozoned@piefed.social · 13 pts · 347d
With the state of things I seriously didn't know if this was real or not.
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 347d
Isn't this the fake EO that Fox News thought was real and lauded
ozoned@piefed.social · 3 pts · 347d
Now I don't know if that's true or not and I'd believe it could happen.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 11 pts · 347d
"and pre-teen" is superfluous. Everybody knows about that special behind-the-counter deal for up to $100,000.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 346d
I like how everyone thought of the same joke and we all posted it anyway
I too can't tell if this is real or not
Lemmy is harmony. Lemmy is love. Lemmy is knowing Trump is a pedofile.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 346d
Can't wait until it's mandatory for every citizen to give head to a government official, as part of their holy duties of course!
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 346d
Only "never-aging enigma" daughters need apply.
Elaine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 346d
spiritsong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 346d
I have a side question. Are American soybeans edible? Last i heard American corn wasn't edible, it was more for syrup or something, so i want to know if it is the same for American soybeans.
TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 346d
American corn grown commercially isn't 'Sweet corn' which is what you grow in a garden for eating. Commercial corn is a lot tougher of a kernel and doesn't taste as good, and is meant for animal grain and corn syrup. It's also dried completely out until it's a dehydrated grain, rather than being picked fresh.
But soybeans are soybeans.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 346d
Its important to note that its not a recent invention either. Native Americans grew mostly flour type corns. We wouldn't have corn tortilla without it. Non sweet corn/Maize has always been more important than the sweet variety because it lasts a long time as a grain. And finally sweet corn wouldn't even exist if humans hadnt domesticated the early maize grain.
spiritsong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 346d
Ah today i learnt something new
spiritsong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 346d
Ooou thank you for the explanation. So shall i tell Americans "time to learn to eat stinky tofu!"?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 346d
But china is thier only customer, they would still need to sell it.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 346d
Elly-mae would kick the crap outta that mofo.
Godric@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 346d
Boomer-tier ngl. There is honestly so much more to meme on and you choose that? SMHing my head, go work for cpac.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 346d
That's the joke