The inner fire of my hatred COULD melt steam beams

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53841273

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51 Comments

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 30 pts · 345d (5 replies)

New password cannot be the same as new password

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 345d (4 replies)

Password cannot contain letters, numbers, or special characters

TheEntity@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 345d (2 replies)

The password cannot contain the Epstein's client list.

Tetsuo@jlai.lu · 7 pts · 345d

"Trump" is a very short and shitty password anyway...

PixeIOrange@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 345d

The new password cannot contain anything else than .hUeuLY.ZgmLywD2Xm4SWoEupvTO2gW1+&'LeU'/xoP0GLk&'M:rKVOEH:wE3!

fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com · 2 pts · 345d

12 spaces

blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 23 pts · 345d (3 replies)

Password must contain at least one upper case number.

fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com · 6 pts · 345d (2 replies)

ONE

No1@aussie.zone · 0 pts · 344d (1 reply)

Haha, well done! And now I feel dumb again ....

fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com · 2 pts · 344d

I mean, We could also do ONEONEONE or mypassone upper case numberandmore I guess?

artiman@piefed.social · 22 pts · 345d (1 reply)

the glory of password managers should shine upon you

No1@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 344d

Me: Generates new password.
Website: PASSWORD TOO STRONK! TOO LONG! NO USE THESE CHARACTERS!
Me: You pussy. This site is gonna be so hacked.....

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 16 pts · 345d (1 reply)

I think what happens is that your password is expired but rather than telling you it says it is incorrect. This way it doesn't leak what the current but expired password is.

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 344d

Same reason why you shoukd not validate username independently from password.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 345d

Shitty way to force people to change their password. Only thing worse than this is using your email login and getting an error, requesting a new password and getting an error that the account does not exist, then trying to make a new account and being told that the account is already in use.

dan1101@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 345d

I think sometimes the validation servers are down and rather than pass an error it just passes a "no match."

Buffalox@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 345d (9 replies)

Steam beams

Mildly infuriating typo, you probably meant steal steel beams.

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 345d (5 replies)

Steam buns?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 345d

Hot steamy buns?

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 345d (3 replies)

Steam beans.

faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 345d (2 replies)

Steamed hams

craigers@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 345d (1 reply)

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 344d

Yes.

thericcer@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 345d

*steel

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 2 pts · 345d

Steal beans.

fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com · 1 pts · 345d

String beans

lemjukes@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 345d (1 reply)

as good a place as any to drop this off https://neal.fun/password-game/

craigers@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 345d

I made it to the chess move section before I gave up

dan80@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 345d

“your password cannot be longer than 8 characters”

washbasin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 345d (1 reply)

Off topic: Are his nostrils that vertically different? Did I never notice this during the airing of the show? It looks like his nose is having a stroke in the second image.

pyre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 344d

most faces are not symmetrical and would look weird if they were. I'd say some of the most beautiful people have asymmetrical faces and symmetry as a standard of beauty is a lie. we just don't study facial features separately and rather take in the face as a whole.

in other words, yes, his nostrils are at different height, but it's not that noticeable in motion.

Evotech@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 345d

This is definitely a new and novel concept to base a meme around

0xDREADBEEF@programming.dev · 3 pts · 345d

sounds like you shouldve been using a password manager this whole time :)

Fyrnyx@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 345d (9 replies)
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Newsteinleo@midwest.social · 4 pts · 345d (7 replies)

As of 2023, a 16 character password with just lower case letters could be cracked in about 713 years and the average employee stays with a company for about 3.9 years. I really think we are making people work to hard to make good enough passwords and that is how we get people making shitty passwords. And then we ask them to repeat this process every three months, and because getting a password reset is a pain in the ass they right "FuckTh15Pl@ce" on a sticky note under there keyboard (I found that one under a VP's keyboard).

If we were doing passwords right it would be 12 characters, three character types, last until you leave the company or there is an incident. Also, by not requiring people to change the password every so often it one less thing for the IT Auditor to crab about.

ozymandias117@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 345d (6 replies)

NIST's official password guidelines state you should not have password expiry unless there is evidence of a compromise

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 344d (5 replies)

And no one listens to that.

ozymandias117@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 344d (3 replies)

The majority of accounts I have don't have an expiry

I wouldn't trust personal data with anything that does - they certainly don't have any security professionals on staff

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 344d (2 replies)

Every job I've had in the past 10 years makes us reset passwords periodically

Newsteinleo@midwest.social · 1 pts · 344d

My last employer did not, life was so much better after the policy change. Although my director lost track of how long he had worked there because he stopped incrementing his password every three months.

ozymandias117@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 344d

10 years ago, that was believed to be best practice.

If they're still doing it in the last 2-3 years, they don't have anyone keeping up with modern security standards

At least it's not your data

Newsteinleo@midwest.social · 1 pts · 344d

That's because they only read 800-63B and skip the other three documents.

monotremata@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 344d
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 345d

For college we use outlook for email and every time on Firefox ( or a Firefox based browser ) I enter the password wrong once it essentially tells me to fuck off and reset the password ( in a much more corporate manner, of course ).

A single time. Doesn't matter whether or not I was close. Then I have to resort to closing the full god forsaken browser and open it again if I want a second attempt.

Outlook at it's best ( which is not saying much since the bar is in Hell ).

DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 345d

Got to get those 1.5v batteries in your keyboard lol. I spent $140 on a Logitech keyboard and it barely registers all keys even with 1.5v batteries. Honestly I don't see why a $140 keyboard wouldn't have USB C and a rechargable battery by now. Probably what I will get next but finding a decent wireless keyboard was hard. I messed up by getting this one. You can never assume price = quality these days.

GiveOver@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 345d
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 345d (1 reply)

Steam beans?

ulterno@programming.dev · 0 pts · 345d

Water can do weird stuff.
Here's another

Honytawk@feddit.nl · 0 pts · 345d (3 replies)

Your password can not be the same as any of the last 3 passwords.

It isn't infuriating, it is common cybersecurity.

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 345d (1 reply)

But that's not the message you get. I've seen that message (or last 5, or whatever), but this one sounds like it can't be the same as your immediate previous password.

RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 345d

Yeahtthis is a classic case of good security policy and back end code, but poor front end design.

If the user is confused or angry but the engineers know what's going on just fine, it's bad design.

DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 345d

5 different websites telling me this doesn't seem like good cybersecurity either.