c/lemmyshitpost · by troybot@midwest.social · 333dThey recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation. 274 points · 41 comments · view on lemmy.world
41 Comments
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 84 pts · 333d
I think putting it in rice would extract the radiation.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 333d
But have you tried powering the shrimp off and back on again?
justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 333d
Put it in spiders and then put yourself in those spiders for cool powers.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 333d
Just like grandmas famous stronium shrimp jumbalia🤌🤌🤌🤌
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 333d
They're trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 333d
I would but I'm allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear
eatCasserole@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 333d
I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 3 pts · 333d
I just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning.
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 333d
Just boil the allergies out of it, then. It's that simple.
justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 333d
The man said become ungovernable!
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 333d
What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?
over_clox@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 333d
You get the power of world's fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 34 pts · 333d
How did I forget about the mantis shrimp!?
Also:
scytale@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 333d
I thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan.
JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 333d
Centurii-Chan is a treasure, even if she does tempt sin by adopting the Roman aesthetic
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 333d
if it's a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook
troybot@midwest.social · 5 pts · 333d
You're on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE'RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 34 pts · 333d
All this woke panic about radiation is FAKE NEWS. Radiation isn't bad for you it just makes the shrimp a little warmer
troybot@midwest.social · 17 pts · 333d
We used to be a proper country
Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 333d
We want domestic products in our shrimp, like dioxin or mercury.
db2@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 333d
You don't deep fry yours in a nice asbestos coating?
ptolemai@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 333d
Asbestos fire resistance makes it juicy on the inside. Also saves equipment vs breath spells.
Mrkawfee@feddit.uk · 25 pts · 333d
You could just let the shrimp boil the water though if its radioactive enough. Save on fuel.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 333d
They clearly said that boiling the shrimp then discarding the water would REDUCE, more specifically HALF the radiation levels.
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 333d
So you just boil it twice what's the big deal
derpgon@programming.dev · 10 pts · 333d
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 333d
Hehehe
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 333d
7 times is a common point at which the remaining radioactivity is considered enough halves
DampSquid@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 333d
Of course, just like folding a piece of paper.
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 333d
Does the shrimp also explode if you force the boiling mechanically?
is that popcorn shrimpwildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 8 pts · 333d
Reduce, reuse, recycle ☢️
SlothMama@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 333d
If you wait long enough they'll stop being radioactive
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 333d
Dinner will be ready in 465,000 years.
SlothMama@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d
I'm not sure, but the shrimp might not be fresh by that point and have to be disposed of
Gladaed@feddit.org · 12 pts · 333d
Probably actually works as cooking in liquid can dissolve parts of the solid. I.e. leech the food.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 17 pts · 333d
Would you want to eat shrimp that's prepared to be "only half as radioactive" though?
Cassanderer@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 333d
Or trust ai in ascertaining that half is removed?
The radiation can be inside the animal, boiling will not free it. Overboiling works to lessen arsenic in rice from the southern us, I would hold off on assuming ai is not just hallucinating this from that.
troybot@midwest.social · 4 pts · 333d
I usually eat my shrimp raw so this solution won't work for my culinary standards
Gladaed@feddit.org · 3 pts · 333d
No.
Amir@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 333d
How many halving of radiation levels to be the same as a banana?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 333d
I can't believe this shit is leading to my colleagues (and likely me some day soon) being laid off.