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Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 168 pts · 320d (48 replies)

Ya know what happened to Apep(the deity)?

He got his fucking ass kicked by Ra. Hell, if I remember right, he also gets his ass kicked by Horus at least once.

Basically, don't fuck with the sun. It's got hands. And a beak.

xylol@leminal.space · 53 pts · 320d (43 replies)

We stand for Sol

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 74 pts · 320d (24 replies)

The team of SG-1

We stand against false gods.

iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 320d (20 replies)

Best show <3

pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org · 1 pts · 320d (19 replies)

Meh, imo compared to most of Star Trek or Babylon 5 it was kinda mid (even Star Wars - The Clone War was better). Just basically American mil-prop but in space.

Let me remind you of the original premise: A conspiracy theorist nutjob eccentric professor (thinks aliens build the pyramids, but is somehow still allowed to lecture at an university) is hired by the military to help them explore an unknown world where they have to save uncivilised savages helpless slaves (using, you've guessed it: guns) from an evil dictator all powerfull god (who still needs slaves tho).

The more I think about it, it's not even mid, it's crap. It has no wonder for what's beyond the stars, just a constant psychotic fear of anything that could even remotely be considered a danger to America Earth. And the only solution to it is shoot at it.

Jesus_666@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 319d (10 replies)

They're not all that afraid of what's out there. They spend most of their time trying to make friends and messing things up by acting like American tourists.

In fact, most of the reason for why humanity is so powerful towards the end of the show is that several of the powerful species have befriended humanity and have given their tech to them.

It's still milprop but milprop that places a surprisingly large emphasis on diplomacy and dealing with people in good faith. You know, what the USA typically don't do.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 319d

Instructions unclear: Revolt, enjoy your new dictator, and ignore the CIA agents out back unloading cocaine.

missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 318d

the SG teams embody American ideals, while the NID embodies American history. specifically, the NID acts like '60s CIA.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 309d

it also, uh, kinda repeatedly pointed out how the military kinda sucks as a structure and how a lot of the time individuals have to ignore orders and rules in order to do do the humane thing.

SGC was good because it was filled with good people, hammond had a powerful conscience which motivated him to let things slide and to do what he could to prevent other parts of the military and government from ruining the good work people were doing.

pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org · 1 pts · 319d (6 replies)

They’re not all that afraid of what’s out there.

That's why they are always sending armed soliders first?

Milprop is often like that: Oh no we're the diplomatic good guys forced to fight. Why are they making us do this? We could've been friends, if you just allowed us to install our puppet signed our trade agreement. Now we unfortunately have to raze your cities and salt your fields. I hope you're sorry :'(

lath@piefed.social · 10 pts · 319d

They're sending a robot with a camera first. Then it's two soldiers + two scientists.

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 319d

I mean, that argument can be applied against Star Trek too, they always send an armed warship to make first contact.

iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 319d (1 reply)

It's okay to be wrong =p

pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org · 4 pts · 319d

I know, I don't hold it against you :D

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 320d (2 replies)

If you watch too many episodes at once you realize they all end in shootouts, and then you feel sad.

lath@piefed.social · 5 pts · 319d

That was because we like shootouts. It's sad yes, but also fun.

TurtleTourParty@midwest.social · 2 pts · 319d

"I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode"

scratchee@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 318d (1 reply)

The big sci fi win in stargate is how highly they rated internal consistency and having a scientific basis where possible. Apparently that was mostly because the actress playing Carter absolutely refused to tell bullshit gobbledegook and forced the writers to do it properly.

It’s subtle, and not always perfectly followed, but if you take the episode where they gate to the black hole, they have significant screen time justifying why the time dilation is so strong when the gravitational effects are so weak. It shouldn’t work that way and they acknowledge that explicitly, but obviously they wanted a fun time dilation story so they call it out and explain it as an unexpected side effect of the gate wormhole. So sure, they sometimes make science do what they need it to do for the story, but they try hard to justify it.

Star Trek meanwhile barely follows its own rules most of the time, let alone actually acknowledging real physics

missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 318d

it pleases me that the actress who played Carter cared about science like the character.

Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 318d

Boo.

Haters gonna hate Gaters gonna gate

TurtleTourParty@midwest.social · 7 pts · 319d (1 reply)

Carter did blow up a sun...

FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Now Rodney who fired up that unstable energy chamber again after it had already fried one guy on the other hand…

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 319d

they named an asteroid after apophis, because the astronomers were fans of the show, and yes its also egyptian mythos irl.

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 320d (2 replies)

That looks kinda like the guy who played Ragnar in "Vikings."

(cautiously checks for weird things like too many fingers, armor features that make nonsense, or other visual anomalies before cautiously asking...)

What's this from?

It looks pretty rad.

SrNobody@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 320d (1 reply)

Raised by wolfs

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 319d

Appreciate it, thanks! :D

MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website · 11 pts · 320d

Watching the two on the left go from hardnosed atheist commandos to saying “Praise Sol” with conviction, what a wild fucking trip of a show.

W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 319d (12 replies)

I’m still upset that this was canceled.

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 319d (5 replies)

What is this show?

W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 319d (4 replies)

It’s called Raised By Wolves. It was on HBO Max before Zaslov took over. He scrapped it completely and pulled it off the platform. I think it’s on one of those free ad-supported channels now.

The show is produced by Ridley Scott and his production company Scott Free Productions .

It’s quite hard to describe. At its core, it’s a sci-fi series focused on a couple of androids who are sent to raise human kids on another planet when Earth is destroyed by a religious war.

Beyond that, it’s like someone took LSD before writing the weirdest sci-fi shit they could think of. I mean like:

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler androids giving birth to flying snakes, acid aliens storing babies in their chest cavity, and people turning into trees :::

I don’t even know how to describe it without spoilers because it’s so wild. I absolutely loved it.

RamSwamson@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 319d

As someone who did watch it on acid, fully agreed. I had to rewatch it sober because I thought the whole show had been a fever dream. It was even trippier sober.

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 319d (2 replies)

Okay I think I might have watched the first episode or I watch at least the preview for it and it was one of those shows that I wanted to watch but I've got so many that it just hasn't gone to that point yet. Guess I'm going to have to dig that out here soon.

xylol@leminal.space · 1 pts · 318d

I had watched the first half of the first episode and then got called away for something and didnt go back until about a year later when people recommended it. I restarted the episode and almost stopped again but then the ending just went off the rails and I got much more interested

W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 318d

Do give it a watch but don’t rush. They cancelled the show before ending it so it’s very unsatisfying.

smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 2 pts · 319d (5 replies)

I liked the first 80% of the first season, and stopped watching halfway into S02E01. Is it worth continuing? Do we get any answers? Are they satisfying?

W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 319d (1 reply)

No. The show is cancelled before they wrap up anything.

Personally, I’d still watch it anyway because the show is so goddamn weird you can’t find anything like it anywhere else.

For anyone reading who hasn’t seen it, I would describe it as the most metal (🤘) show I’ve ever seen.

smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 2 pts · 319d

ALright, thanks for the recommendation :) And yeah, "weird" and "metal" are good descriptions. Additionally, the backstory we got in S1 was definitely "fire".

Soku@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 319d (2 replies)

Could anyone please name the show? Ppl in the know keep referring to it as the show but could the oblivious ones get into the inner circle as well, please?

Khaly@programming.dev · 3 pts · 319d (1 reply)

Raised By Wolves

Soku@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 318d

Thank you

zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 319d

I thought these were Whitecloaks from WoT at first and then my dumbass was like "no, Whitecloaks have golden sunbursts on the chest of their uniforms, not red. Wait, what about The Hand Of the Light? No, that's crimson shepherd's crooks, not sunbursts"

That continued for a while before I noticed their fucking guns

Sanctus@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 320d (3 replies)

Doesnt he get his ass kicked by Ra nightly as Ra travels through the underworld every night?

Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 320d (1 reply)

I'm fairly certain you're right, I just can't remember if it was that exact attempt at fucking with the Sun that started that, or if that was another time.

Because Ra has nothing but burning hatred for Apep, and it was well damned earned. Snake refuses to learn the lesson.

shneancy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 319d

there's probably a version of the myth for each. you know how the Greeks kinda had an established canon for their mythology? Egyptians did not lmao, there are very few (if any at all tbf) constants in their religion and the 3000 years of an Empire has produces many different versions of the state standard, and that's to not even mention the stuff nobody wrote down.

bonus fun fact! in some versions of the infamous cum salad myth Thoth creates a solar disk made out of Horus's cum that gets summoned from Set's body at the trial. next time you look at Thoth know that his hat is made of cum

there is also a goddess who is a brick, she has a human face and the rest is a brick :)

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 319d

Look it doesn't matter much to me my heart weighs way more than a feather

underscores@lemmy.zip · 75 pts · 320d (1 reply)

NASA has a huge history of nerdy names with mythological references, allegedly rituals too

Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 38 pts · 320d
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 41 pts · 320d (3 replies)

One of the rockets sprays water at the sun.

This is to see what would happen, but is also an attempt at extinguishing the sun.

eatCasserole@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d

This reminds me of: https://youtu.be/kq7DDk8eLs8

toynbee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 319d

Didn't Cyclops convince a Sentinel to do something similar?

emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 317d

Adding more hydrogen will make the sun burn faster, so I guess spraying water will extinguish the sun a little earlier than it otherwise would.

MurrayL@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 319d

A word for this is ‘backronym’

onslaught545@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 320d (5 replies)

Wouldn't they hit the moon instead?

TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 320d (4 replies)

Yea extinguish that mf. Dude causes way too much light pollution already

Klear@quokk.au · 42 pts · 320d (3 replies)

The moon is super important because it shines during the night when it's dark, while the sun is only ever in the sky during the day when it's bright outside, so it's much less important.

Valmond@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 320d

Thank you Terry.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 320d (1 reply)

I think tides might be important too

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 319d

Not to me they're not, I think we should stop giving tides so much attention. Ocean goes up, ocean goes down, blah blah blah, such a neat trick. Ridiculous.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 320d (2 replies)

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had...

Support_Depot@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 320d (1 reply)

So he shot at the sun with a gun

prex@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 320d

Sounds like fun.

stevedice@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 319d

Literally the plot of American Gods

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 319d

Don't piss off Aten

latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 320d

Apep... I mean... I get why they'd want to extinguish the sun, I can't imagine they had a good time in grade school with a name like "Apep..."

jankforlife@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 320d

c/whatadamnmin

MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 320d

NO.