The haunted look gives away which is which

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vateso5074@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 310d (15 replies)
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Albbi@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 310d (13 replies)

Child stars who then had a pretty successful brand built around them and now have a combined net worth of around a billion dollars.

nomy@lemmy.zip · 42 pts · 310d (8 replies)

I'm sure the cost was high, they never had a normal childhood and were undoubtedly exposed to negligent and dangerous adults in the industry. But they'll never want for anything in their lives and neither will their families.

I'm not sure if I should envy them or feel sorry for them.

bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 310d (6 replies)

I don't envy them at all. They were also exposed to sickos on the internet in the early 2000s who created countdown clocks until they were 18 or publicly fantasized about them while they were underage. It was so gross. That's when we should have learned the internet was not the utopia we thought it would be.

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 310d

I mean... I was online in 96 and utopia is not a word that ever crossed my mind. And that was before all the cyberpunk literature I then read.

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 310d (4 replies)

I'd rather be angry than poor in the US.

drhodl@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 310d (3 replies)

Why not both? Then you can be a maga NPC.

ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 310d (2 replies)
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drhodl@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 310d

Magats are in the ascendancy right now, in case you weren't watching. Those others are just standing back and taking it....

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 310d

I'm sure the cost was high... But they'll never want for anything in their lives

Two words: therapy. 😅🤌🏼

1984@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 310d (3 replies)

Yeah but how many child actors become healthy adults...

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 310d (2 replies)

Daniel Radcliff and Emma Watson come to mind. But not much else

vateso5074@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 310d
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danekrae@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 310d

I was also thinking about Haley Joel Osment.

MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 310d

Their careers are financially meaningless to them. IIRC they are both Billionaires.

notsure@fedia.io · 30 pts · 310d (4 replies)

...they was babies when i was 11....wtf?..

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 310d (2 replies)

Cocaine.

AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com · 25 pts · 310d (1 reply)

Anorexia, actually.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 310d

I heard copious cigarettes and alcohol. But anorexia wouldn't surprise me.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -29 pts · 310d

Porn's not a forgiving career.

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 310d (1 reply)

I loved that Netflix documentary they were in several years back called The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 310d

I, being bad at faces... And apparently names ... Didn't realize that the non-twin was the Scarlet Witch until my wife pointed it out.

(It's a good thing I have her. I'm very oblivious.)

edit: -t

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 20 pts · 310d

Meanwhile, I fear the truth behind the look is even darker and more disturbing.

dukatos@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 310d

One is worried she will not reach the toilet on time, the other already knows it is too late.

pyre@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 310d

I get that they're wealthy and all, but I don't like that they mostly stay away from the spotlight and people still make fun of their appearance.

Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 310d (1 reply)

Left knows how, right knows when.

socsa@piefed.social · 0 pts · 309d

Right fucks me to death in approximately six seconds.

PotatoLibre@feddit.it · 9 pts · 310d

To me sound more like one is the CAPS LOCK version of the other one.

SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 310d

Two scarlet witches are better than one

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 310d

They are 2/3 of the future seeing machine from Minority Report.

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 310d

Hail, Thane of Cawdor.

Kellenved@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 310d

I can already see/smell the low-ceiling foggy hut full of reagents where they live deep in the woods

hOrni@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 310d

Theta because one of them is about to do it.

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 0 pts · 310d

Ashley <3

Sxan@piefed.zip · -12 pts · 310d (4 replies)

One got to smack Aubrey Plaza on þe butt, which is why she looks less haunted.

hOrni@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 310d (2 replies)

That was the third one.

Sxan@piefed.zip · -14 pts · 310d (1 reply)

Elizabeth is a 3rd? And she's younger?

I didn't realize þere were more þan two; she looks more like þe one þan þe twin does, and older.

TIL.

dajoho@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 299d
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zout@fedia.io · 15 pts · 310d

This might be a woosh for me, but that's another, younger, sister.

ekZepp@lemmy.world · -18 pts · 310d (9 replies)

Would and totally would.

WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 310d (4 replies)

Go back to Reddit

ekZepp@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 310d (3 replies)

Why? I find them attractive, kill me. I didn't say they would beg for a night of passion with me. Quite sure they won't. I just say i would totally be willing to.

Cavemanfreak@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 310d (2 replies)

No one is blaming you for that part. But it's wholly unnecessary to post your thoughts about it.

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d (1 reply)

Ok, got it.

Drug addicted, creepy, anorexia = good comment ✅

Attractive, would smash = Bad comment ❌

I'll remember from now on. Man, you never stop learning.

Cavemanfreak@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 309d

Good on you for trying! But there's no need to bring up the first ones either, unless it's relevant to the discussion! Just filter yourself man, you don't have to comment every thought you have.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -12 pts · 310d (3 replies)

Gonna need a couple of ball gags, shimenawa, and an 8-ball apiece...

ekZepp@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 310d (2 replies)

... making a list.

[This was sarcasm just in case you guys didn't get it]

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -1 pts · 310d (1 reply)

Yeah, no worries. Judging by the downboats, no one grasps that said rope is a purifying element in its originating culture. Shoulda just gone with "8-ball gags" for the easy low brow laugh. 🤪🤷🏼‍♂️

ekZepp@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 309d

You get it bro. One gag ball is for you 😙 💕