Anon watches Lord of the Rings

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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 129 pts · 324d (5 replies)

Have you not played Luigi's Mansion?

dumbass@aussie.zone · 46 pts · 324d (1 reply)

Suck them all off, got it!

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 324d

Person wielding vacuum cleaner when countering this threat: "lol skill issue"

stray@pawb.social · 5 pts · 324d (1 reply)

It does make a ton of thematic sense that the counter to a purely magical threat is a technological weapon.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 324d

You might like Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magicka Obscura. The clashing of magic and technology plays a major role in the mechanics.

EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world · 98 pts · 324d (19 replies)

This may come as a shock to anons who filter their entire existence through video games but literature does not need to operate according to rules of game balance.

i_am_a_cardboard_box@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 324d (7 replies)

Cinema, not literature. In the books the undead army is way less OP than in the movie adaptation. Their only weapon is fear, and they do not liberate minas tirith, but only scare the mercenaries off their black sail ships. Aragon uses the boats to quick travel to minas tirith with his elf and half elven friends and fresh troops from the south.

Klear@quokk.au · 29 pts · 324d (4 replies)

Their only weapon is fear

Fear and surprise

Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 324d (2 replies)

Fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency.

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 324d (1 reply)

Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....

Klear@quokk.au · 8 pts · 324d

...

I'll come in again.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 324d

What about the limitless coffers of Rome?

prototact@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 324d (1 reply)

Ye I don't blame Jackson for changing it, there was less time to explain in the movie and the payoff was bigger. What works in books does not always work in films and vice versa

ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 323d

Jackson's changes are generally improvements to the story or at worst understandable compromises for a different medium.

zloubida@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 324d (3 replies)

Yes! The answer is “you can't, and that's the point.”

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 324d (2 replies)

It just makes other threars in the world feel a bit meaningless

zloubida@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 324d (1 reply)

No necessarily. Sauron was taken by surprise, so he may have countermeasures at his disposal if there would be other encounters.

Even if not, it makes the refusal of Aragorn to use them again even more noble, which is the literary goal of their existence.

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 323d

Even if not, it makes the refusal of Aragorn to use them again even more noble, which is the literary goal of their existence.

Maybe, but given that they were trapped in undeath for thousands of years because they didn't hold up their side of the oath, finding out what would happen if Aragorn didn't hold up his side of the same oath seems like a bad idea.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 324d (2 replies)

Man, even games don't need to operate according to the rules of game balance. Just look at [current hot live service game's most recent update]!

AGD4@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 324d (1 reply)

Man, [current hot live service game] has really gone down hill since [game's most recent update] released. It's like the Devs don't even care anymore, y'know?

stray@pawb.social · 11 pts · 324d

It's been shit for over 10 years now, but I just keep paying them every month, and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

rtxn@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 324d (2 replies)

"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own. You can create it, shape it, but as the story grows, it starts wanting things of its own. Change one thing, and you set off a chain reaction of events that spreads through the whole thing. The characters have to be true to themselves. The events need to follow a logic that fits the story. A single flaw and the magic is gone. The story dies. - Alan Wake" - Sam Lake

Established rules and constraints must be consistent throughout the story, otherwise nerds on the internet with nothing better to do will call you a hack. See: the new Star Wars. Force healing, my ass.

dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 324d

I agree, David Lynch is objectively a bad writer.

/s

ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 323d

It's not just Internet nerds. That's a basic rule of literary analysis asa whole.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 322d

I think there's a whole webcomic DM of the Rings that makes fun of this idea at great length.

dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 56 pts · 324d

PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works · 51 pts · 324d (5 replies)

Can cause physical harm

The irony is that they can't, but their greatest weapon is that the people they fight think they can, and flee without even trying. And this post is making the exact same mistake, while also assuming they're invincible. The answer to the post is the post. That or pointing to the post and laughing.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 30 pts · 324d (2 replies)

Book version. In the movie version they absolutely can cause physical harm. A ghost sword and Aragorn's even stop each other, iirc.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 324d (1 reply)

I've never been a huge LotR fan so I don't necessarily remember any details, but isn't that because the sword had special qualities (being the sword of the ghosts' king IIRC) rather than because the ghosts can interact with physical objects?

njm1314@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 324d

For that one scene yes, for the next like 20 minutes of the movie where they jump on top of elephants and stab everybody riding them to death little bit different.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 323d

Psychological warfare sure is ... funny, isn't it?

You ever hear about this?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/dotmil/arkin020199.htm

For Iraq War 1, the US wanted to develop the ability to project a giant hologram either into or from the sky... of the prophet Mohammed... who would tell the Iraqi forces to stand down, presumably via spec ops placed speaker arrays.... or... something.

... They later realized that no one has any idea what Mohammed looks like.

... Because depictions of him....are widely viewed as heresy by many (most? basically all?) Muslims.

Oh and of course... they did not know how to build a hologram projector in the early 90s, either.

We do apparently know how to do at least something like that now, though.

https://idstch.com/technology/photonics/3-d-holograms-will-be-employed-for-battlefield-intelligence-military-planning-and-explosives-disposal/

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 322d

The irony is that they can’t

Pretty sure I saw a bunch of these guys sucking people's souls out or whatever, during the battle, at least in the movie.

From the book, its ambiguous. Per Legolas to the hobbits, following the battle:

Faint cries I heard, and dim horns blowing, and a murmur as of countless far voices: it was like the echo of some forgotten battle in the Dark Years long ago. Pale swords were drawn; but I know not whether their blades would still bite, for the Dead needed no longer any weapon but fear

A lot of Tolkien's storytelling involves this kind of Word of Mouth recounting, such that it's hard to know whether you're getting real High Magic or just mythology passed down second hand.

However you slice it, I'd describe "literally scares you to death" as physical harm.

dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 324d (1 reply)

wololo

wololo

kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 323d
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ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 324d

They're a limited-use item - once they do enough to fulfill their oath, they won't keep fighting. In the books, they didn't even get as far as Minas Tirith - they were done once they defeated the corsairs. Also, it wasn't clear that they could actually cause physical harm.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 324d (2 replies)

Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 324d

We need a bigger trap!

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 324d

Opportunity for LotR x Ghostbusters brainrot

oce@jlai.lu · 37 pts · 324d (2 replies)

Enchanted weapons or your own army of a corresponding ghostly type.

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 324d (1 reply)

And Sauron didn't have a few?

oce@jlai.lu · 15 pts · 324d

He didn't have time to cast or summon, it was not in his primary deck for this battle.

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 324d

carrylex@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 324d

TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 324d

Its funny how this scene implies that Aragorn came up with this flashy theatrical entrance idea, explained it to the ghosts, and they were all like "hell yea thats sounds bad-ass lets do it"

Nomad@infosec.pub · 31 pts · 324d (6 replies)

Well, it's not like the enemy army has one if the two most ancient and most powerful magicians on their side. They'll figure something out.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 324d (5 replies)

Two actually. Sauron and Sarumon are the same class of being. Balrogs are too, but iirc they're more on Morgoth's side

Nomad@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 323d

If i remember correctly, Saruman had already fled at that point. Correct?

thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 324d (3 replies)

Saruman was dead by this time though

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 323d

Uh....

Metju@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 322d (1 reply)

Not really, at least in the books; the movies cut out quite a bit of what was happening after the One Ring was destroyed

calcopiritus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 322d

In the movies extended version you can see saruman clearly dying after the ENT counter-attack. So in the movies, only sauron is left at this point.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 324d

Superior diplomacy, intelligence, and/or subterfuge and intrigue.

... and/or superior magic.


The Dead Men of Dunharrow only respond to and follow Aragorn because they believe he is the heir to Isildur.

Make them doubt that.

... Or just kill Aragon, specifically, with extreme prejudice.

Or, generate a pretender heir to Isildur, mislead them.


Or... and I am... admittedly not sure if this is possible within LotR canon...

Basically, get Sauron or Saurumon to directly intervene with some kind of magic that is at least as, or more powerful than that of Isildur, such thst they can be paralyzed or rendered combat ineffective in some way.

(Possibly also could help with the first plan of generating some kind of doubt, confusion or deception)

In more modern military lingo: Re evaluate your enemy threat profiles and re allocate resources and attention accordingly.

Jesus_666@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 324d (4 replies)

Call the Ghostbusters, duh. They ain't afraid of no ghost.

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 324d (2 replies)
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 324d

Great, now this will be stuck in my head for the next six months... again. Worth it!

(bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin'...)

imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 323d

AN INVISIBLE BED?! FREAKING GHOST BED!

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 323d

Counter-countermeasure - Aragorn deploys Huey Lewis’s copyright lawyers.

xkbx@startrek.website · 14 pts · 324d (2 replies)

Close your eyes and say you don’t believe in ghosts

stray@pawb.social · 8 pts · 324d

I'm my experience, simply refusing to acknowledge the supernatural has made such entities incapable of properly manifesting 100% of the time.

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 324d

"I ain't afraid of no ghost"

programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 324d

10 necromancers turning them against each other

individual@toast.ooo · 2 pts · 308d
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lka1988@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d
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