Good luck with that

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ceenote@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 327d

Mr. Wonka, your former lawyers have advised me to pin all the accidents and human/oompa-loompa rights violations on the management at the time of the violations in question.

MurphysPaw@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 327d (2 replies)

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davidagain@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 327d

Thank you

Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 326d

Thank you fellow Brit

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 327d (11 replies)

Um, technically no one died

Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip · 66 pts · 327d (9 replies)

Exactly! You turn one girl into a blueberry and everyone loses their minds!

TheLowestStone@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 327d (6 replies)

I've always assumed that she survives but is horribly disfigured after having her skin stretched so much. Augustus is the one who I think may have died.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 327d (3 replies)

In the book Violet was put into a giant juice press and squished, leaving her body thin and gangly like someone extruded through Amigara Fault.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 327d

This is my three course chewing gum… it was made for me

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 326d

This blueberry press was made for me

Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 320d

Is this manga with human formed holes in a wall? Where did I see that?

GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 327d

In the movie, none of them died. Wonka verifies it at his office door when he picks up the mail. Charlie asks about the other kids and Wonka says they've been turned back into their terrible nasty selves, but are hopefully wiser for the wear. Wonka then points Charlie and Grandpa Joe to the exit and apologies for not showing them out because he'd already wasted the entire day.

Korne127@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 327d

She's pressed and returns to being normal-ish, just blue and flexible. Mike is also permanently altered (flat). The other two had it relatively easy in comparison

Korne127@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 327d

Flexible!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 326d

You know, I'm not sure which movie version's epilogue for the naughty kids I prefer now that you mention it

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 327d
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 327d

Not to mention the property taxes and operating costs of the factory. Fucker is huge, and things like giant fans, chocolate rivers, wonkavision R&D and equipment, and WonkaVaters etc ain't cheap!

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 327d (1 reply)

Unpopular opinion: Willy Wonka is on the Epstein List.

sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 327d (2 replies)

Looks like the OSA is going great.

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 327d (1 reply)
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RedFrank24@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 327d

Imgur blocks VPNs

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 327d (3 replies)

It’s okay, you can’t charge an uncle and grand nephew for the same crime

Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 327d

I have the worst fucking lawyers

WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 327d (1 reply)

That's just science

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 326d

We'll just charge Charlie we already have enough to put grandpa joe away for lifetimes

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 326d

Is that why Wonka got into edibles now? Gotta make that legal weed money

ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 327d

Reminds me of that episode of squidbillies