Mr. Wonka, your former lawyers have advised me to pin all the accidents and human/oompa-loompa rights violations on the management at the time of the violations in question.
I've always assumed that she survives but is horribly disfigured after having her skin stretched so much. Augustus is the one who I think may have died.
In the movie, none of them died. Wonka verifies it at his office door when he picks up the mail. Charlie asks about the other kids and Wonka says they've been turned back into their terrible nasty selves, but are hopefully wiser for the wear. Wonka then points Charlie and Grandpa Joe to the exit and apologies for not showing them out because he'd already wasted the entire day.
She's pressed and returns to being normal-ish, just blue and flexible. Mike is also permanently altered (flat). The other two had it relatively easy in comparison
Not to mention the property taxes and operating costs of the factory. Fucker is huge, and things like giant fans, chocolate rivers, wonkavision R&D and equipment, and WonkaVaters etc ain't cheap!
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ceenote@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 327d
Mr. Wonka, your former lawyers have advised me to pin all the accidents and human/oompa-loompa rights violations on the management at the time of the violations in question.
MurphysPaw@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 327d
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davidagain@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 327d
Thank you
Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 326d
Thank you fellow Brit
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 327d
Um, technically no one died
Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip · 66 pts · 327d
Exactly! You turn one girl into a blueberry and everyone loses their minds!
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 327d
I've always assumed that she survives but is horribly disfigured after having her skin stretched so much. Augustus is the one who I think may have died.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 327d
In the book Violet was put into a giant juice press and squished, leaving her body thin and gangly like someone extruded through Amigara Fault.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 327d
This is my three course chewing gum… it was made for me…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 326d
This blueberry press was made for me
Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 320d
Is this manga with human formed holes in a wall? Where did I see that?
GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 327d
In the movie, none of them died. Wonka verifies it at his office door when he picks up the mail. Charlie asks about the other kids and Wonka says they've been turned back into their terrible nasty selves, but are hopefully wiser for the wear. Wonka then points Charlie and Grandpa Joe to the exit and apologies for not showing them out because he'd already wasted the entire day.
Korne127@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 327d
She's pressed and returns to being normal-ish, just blue and flexible. Mike is also permanently altered (flat). The other two had it relatively easy in comparison
Korne127@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 327d
Flexible!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 326d
You know, I'm not sure which movie version's epilogue for the naughty kids I prefer now that you mention it
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 327d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 327d
Not to mention the property taxes and operating costs of the factory. Fucker is huge, and things like giant fans, chocolate rivers, wonkavision R&D and equipment, and WonkaVaters etc ain't cheap!
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 327d
Unpopular opinion: Willy Wonka is on the Epstein List.
FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 321d
https://youtu.be/P26lDBZM-7Y
sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 327d
Looks like the OSA is going great.
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 327d
RedFrank24@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 327d
Imgur blocks VPNs
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 327d
It’s okay, you can’t charge an uncle and grand nephew for the same crime
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 327d
I have the worst fucking lawyers
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 327d
That's just science
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 326d
We'll just charge Charlie we already have enough to put grandpa joe away for lifetimes
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 326d
Is that why Wonka got into edibles now? Gotta make that legal weed money
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 327d
Reminds me of that episode of squidbillies