Who wants a merkin?

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34 Comments

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 55 pts · 317d (3 replies)

Am I eating the onion??

ickplant@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 317d

I couldn’t believe it myself, but it’s real. https://people.com/kim-kardashian-debuts-skims-bush-underwear-11829476

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 317d

Found an article about it from CNN (!) and posted it to !nottheonion@lemmy.world 😁

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 317d

Might wanna move the fake pubic hair to the side, if you are.

db2@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 317d (1 reply)

Send one to Trump for his nussy.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 317d

Oh god......that word is going to be used for a week now, isn't it?

callmemagnus@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 317d (1 reply)
  • nice beaver you've got there.
  • thanks, I just got it stuffed.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 317d

Here, have the GIF. It has upwards of three pixels!

Asafum@feddit.nl · 37 pts · 317d

BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 317d (1 reply)

She has definitely found an unexploited niche in the market. I would say it's better than crystal dildos.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 317d

Less likely to cause injury at least

tym@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 317d (1 reply)
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axexrx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 317d

Uer a merkin, Harry!

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 317d (9 replies)

Does she have a certain kind of STD, that causes pubic hair loss?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 317d (5 replies)

Might have had it permanently lasered off. Doing so was all the rage a few years/a decade/whatever ago 🤷

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 317d (4 replies)

People generally recommend against lasering for purely fashion reasons.

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 317d (1 reply)

People generally don't realize that they're following fashion when they're altering their body to fit the current fashion

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 316d

people will often label themselves as simply following their own beauty standards when their "own" is clearly influenced and by majority is the current fashion, simply because that's all they have been exposed to. And thus they will justify following current fashion disguised as following their own unique style when more often than not it is simply not true

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 317d

Sure, but people also tend to eschew sensible advice when it comes to fashion 🤷

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 317d

Kardashians are purely fashion, there’s nothing else there.

anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 316d

Not sure about an STD but alopecia is hair loss iirc and is often a symptom or result of other medical issues. It's certainly not limited to head hair.

klemptor@startrek.website · 2 pts · 316d (1 reply)

She made a comment once to the effect that no woman should have hair below the eyebrows. I'm sure she's probably had all of her body hair lasered off.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 316d

And now she wants it back...

FridaySteve@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 317d

Nice I'm going to be Bigfoot for Halloween this year and I've been exploring crotch options.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 316d

Grow your bush like a real woman and put the 1970s Playboy Playmates to shame.

SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 317d

They need to make bikini tops that look like tits

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 317d

I wanna give Little Kolanaki mutton chops.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 316d

Is there a matching top, skin-tone, with printed nipples?

Nikls94@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 317d (2 replies)

Old news my man. My girlfriend saw an ad on fb/ig 2 days ago and it’s already sold out completely.

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 316d

I'm now selling armpit hair patches and unibrow stickers. And leg hair AstroTurf.

anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 316d

But how big was their supply to start with?

essell@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 317d

'Merican Merkin

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 317d (1 reply)

That's false advertising and might lead to prosecution.

DistrictSIX@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 317d