This is the kind of stuff that made me believe dinosaurs became birds when I was 12. All you have to do is watch a chicken attack something or walk and replace its frame with a raptor as well.
Yeah, and TRex always looked like a bird body with wing feathers missing missing. They say those scrawny things are arms but they look more like how bat wings are with claws sticking out.
Yeah, but you can grab it by the throat and falcon punch it. They're only scary until you realize it's just flapping and pecking and making hella noise, with no real way to make you bleed.
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Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 322d
This is pretty common in aquatic animals. It's so stuff can't escape their mouth when they're eating stuff in the water. It's also a filter.
(Leather back Sea turtle for reference)
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 320d
Are they all hard and pokey or more mushy/soft?
lemonwood@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 320d
Geese eat mostly grass though. And seeds. Both on land.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 320d
That's what they want you to think.
kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 59 pts · 322d
bleh
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 322d
Goose teeth image search results:
Do not want
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 322d
Why are there ao many results? Who's talking these photos?!
ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 322d
The last photos they ever took
blarghly@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 322d
The heros we need. To warn us of geese teeth
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 321d
silentTeee@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 320d
zefrank fan confirmed
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 322d
Thanks, I hate it.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 322d
This is not what I needed right before bed.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 54 pts · 322d
This is why it hurts so bad when they bite your penis.
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 322d
hurts so good
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 322d
Honk honk baby, make it hurt so good
TheMinister@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 319d
Sometimes honk don’t feel like it should
OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 322d
This is the kind of stuff that made me believe dinosaurs became birds when I was 12. All you have to do is watch a chicken attack something or walk and replace its frame with a raptor as well.
BCsven@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 322d
Well the did, and they can flip a switch on chicken DNA and the chickens get tooth nubs again
Nikls94@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 322d
Just look at the legs of a cossovary:
BCsven@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 322d
Yeah, and TRex always looked like a bird body with wing feathers missing missing. They say those scrawny things are arms but they look more like how bat wings are with claws sticking out.
Nikls94@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 322d
And to add to that, here’s how they reconstructed the t.rex in the past:
And that’s how they’re done now:
BCsven@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 322d
Top image looks like they had Kangaroo in mind
db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 322d
Honestly, I think its front arms should be folded towards the back, like a chicken. Then it will all be complete
collapse_already@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 321d
Now I'm picturing a T-rex doing a Naruto run. I'm not sure I will ever be able to take T-rex seriously again.
Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 320d
I used to think that but Lindsay did a good job of making me think that likely isn’t the case.
https://youtu.be/r-xoG0k0704
BennyInc@feddit.org · 35 pts · 322d
Wait, its tongue also has teeth? WTF?
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 322d
It's not bone teeth like mammals. It's beak teeth, even on the tongue.
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 322d
Either way, nightmare fuel.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 322d
Looks like something from Annihilation:
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 322d
Talk to me, goose
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 322d
It’s like it has a smaller angrier beak inside its beak
That’s some xenomorph shit!
tym@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 321d
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 322d
Women: Whatcha thinkin' bout?
Me: ........
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 322d
Evolving back to T-Rex to fuck you up.
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 321d
All water fowl are jerks. This simply helps geese in their role.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 322d
Yeah, but you can grab it by the throat and falcon punch it. They're only scary until you realize it's just flapping and pecking and making hella noise, with no real way to make you bleed.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 320d
D,did T-rex have teeth on its toung?