Ha, people really believe what big culinary shoves down their throats. There are multiple angles showing a large black box under the fork before it makes contact with stack 1. Compare the footage of the stacks falling alongside any professional mukbang demolition and you'll see the similarities. Not to mention the "coincidence" of the owner who routinely had breakfast there happened to not be there that day...
Just give me all the pancakes you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of pancakes." What I said was, "Give me ALL the pancakes you have". Do you understand?
If it had been at Taco bell, it would have been a sad day with bells ringing for each layer. I don't know, I'm Reading too much into it. But it needs powdered sugar.
a tower of tacos? i don't like taco bell enough, but when i was a freshman we'd have taco eating contests at the place tacos cost a quarter (taco wednesday for some reason)
43 Comments
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 139 pts · 303d
Warm syrup can't melt flour beams
remotelove@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 303d
But syrup can make them soggy....
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 303d
Ha, people really believe what big culinary shoves down their throats. There are multiple angles showing a large black box under the fork before it makes contact with stack 1. Compare the footage of the stacks falling alongside any professional mukbang demolition and you'll see the similarities. Not to mention the "coincidence" of the owner who routinely had breakfast there happened to not be there that day...
treesapx@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 303d
You think that was real maple syrup on pancake stack 7? Aunt Jemima doesn't melt butter like that.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 303d
fucking hell, take your upvote and warm sense of satisfaction that you sent me to hell
Aeao@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d
Damn it i just made that joke. Originality is dead! We are all cogs in an infinite machine!
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d
It's no coincidence, we both see through the lies. Those delicious buttery syrupy lies
FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 303d
I don't believe he did it at all. They lied. It was an inside job.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 303d
The pancakes are certainly inside now
toynbee@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 303d
If he's anything like me, not for long.
GorGor@startrek.website · 17 pts · 303d
This is not the face of a man who just won an eating challenge.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 303d
And the shirt doesn’t look like it’s really printed with those graphics either.
Aeao@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 303d
Syrup can’t melt butter. Look it up!
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 54 pts · 303d
Wait why does he look like Linus Torvalds
The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 46 pts · 303d
Every man should strive to.
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today · 40 pts · 303d
Just give me all the pancakes you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of pancakes." What I said was, "Give me ALL the pancakes you have". Do you understand?
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 303d
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 303d
I'd hijack that plate
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 28 pts · 302d
That’s actually 9 seconds and 11 minutes in American datetime.
Kernal64@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 302d
I believe you mean American timedate.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 303d
Osama Bin Latke
someguy3@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 303d
Steel forks can't melt dough and syrup!
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 303d
When they said never forget, I didn't realize it was because the memes would never stop.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 303d
The internet never forgets
jqubed@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 303d
I didn’t think you could have pancakes in poor taste but here we are
MotoAsh@piefed.social · 12 pts · 303d
It's not poor taste. He's Never Forgetting.
x00z@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 302d
Looks like they tasted amazing
village604@adultswim.fan · 12 pts · 303d
It's been over 22.3 years, though
tdawg@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 303d
I don't need to be reminded how old I am
Eq0@literature.cafe · 6 pts · 303d
Yeah, that should be enough to start making jokes… but “never forget” and I’m not American
Aeao@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 303d
I could be wrong but I think they are making a south park reference.
The aids episode. 20.3 years is how long before something bad becomes funny.
SlamWich@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 302d
Never forget o7
chooglers@midwest.social · 7 pts · 303d
bush did it first
reddig33@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 303d
Tacky.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 302d
Only if you spill the syrup
athairmor@lemmy.world · -14 pts · 303d
Yeah. I feel like this is equivalent to concentration camp jokes.
MotoAsh@piefed.social · 13 pts · 303d
It is definitely not equivalent to concentration camp jokes. More like jokes about how "fun" Vietnam was. Y'know, like South Park made. Several times.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 303d
you're on shirts that go hard.
what did you fucking expect?
athairmor@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 303d
Probably, shirts with powerful, impactful messaging. Or, just plain cool. Not edgy neckbeard stuff.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 303d
like this?
altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 303d
If it had been at Taco bell, it would have been a sad day with bells ringing for each layer. I don't know, I'm Reading too much into it. But it needs powdered sugar.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d
a tower of tacos? i don't like taco bell enough, but when i was a freshman we'd have taco eating contests at the place tacos cost a quarter (taco wednesday for some reason)
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 302d
Imma go on record as a new Yorker and say this shirt is fucked up.
That guy is a jerkbag, and I don't care what anyone says.
Peace.