I'm a social justice cleric IRL

I'm a social justice cleric IRL

(But I'm still waiting for my spellcasting ability. Any time now.)

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@rpgmemes

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82 Comments

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 288d (3 replies)

As a liberal Elder Scrolls fan, I had to become a social justice stealth archer.

grue@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 288d (2 replies)

Sounds like an appropriate build for taking out Flock cameras and Stingrays.

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 7 pts · 288d (1 reply)

The mental image of critical hitting one with a lightning enchanted arrow excites me in many ways.

SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 287d

Hm, EMP arrowheads, as a SJ engineer smith I should get on that.

Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz · 46 pts · 288d (1 reply)

People do pick those classes, when there are riots you can see some social justice pyromancers for example.

kichae@wanderingadventure.party · 8 pts · 287d

Those are Social Justice Alchemists, I think.

Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 39 pts · 288d (2 replies)

Social justice bard singing protest songs

artifex@piefed.social · 21 pts · 288d (1 reply)

Was about to say, Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson are definitely social justice bards. Probably the Beastie Boys too, but that just feels super weird for some reason.

zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 288d

Punk bands too. Jello Biafra, Henry Rollins, and Tom Morello are certainly social justice bards.

emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 38 pts · 288d (4 replies)

@rpgmemes the truth is probably that I'm a social justice commoner with an acolyte background

yakko@feddit.uk · 26 pts · 288d (3 replies)

I too am classless, but at least my alignment is Neutral Woke

Revan343@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 288d (2 replies)

classless

Proletariat

yakko@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 288d (1 reply)

That's the joke, say it again for the cheap seats!

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 286d

Thank you for your service.

snooggums@piefed.world · 31 pts · 288d (1 reply)

Social Justice Dungeon Master checking in.

nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 288d

How's your Slay Gerrymander writing going?

I'm feeling very behind and hope someone else is scaffolding that too.

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 287d (2 replies)

So was luigi (allegedly) a social justice ranger

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 287d

Rogue because of sneak attack and cunning action.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 287d

Social Justice Glass Canon

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 288d (4 replies)

Deep down we are all Social Justice Barbarians

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 288d (1 reply)

Trans rights are half-orc rights!

Anyone who disagrees will experience the special ability barbarians are best known for.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 287d

Trans rights are half-orc rights!

I have a half-orc character who takes signs from their "god". Both times, the half-orc started two orc supremacists groups. The half-orcs primary target was the elites aka the elves.

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 287d (1 reply)

Speak for yourself, I'm a Social Justice Oozemancer

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 286d

A Pastafarian has joined the party.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 288d (5 replies)

We need social justice thieves to steal from the rich

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 287d (3 replies)

Does seeding torrents count

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 287d

Yarrr

jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 287d

šŸ¦œšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļøšŸ«”

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 286d

šŸŒžšŸŒ“šŸŒ“šŸŒ“šŸŒ“šŸŒ“šŸæļø

kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 287d

That's basically the cult of Eserion

papertowels@mander.xyz · 16 pts · 287d (2 replies)

When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.

I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I'd take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.

Maybe that qualifies as a social justice thief?

emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 10 pts · 287d (1 reply)
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alekwithak@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 287d

And OP didn't actually take anything from anyone, they just paid a different marked up price for bananas than the stores wanted them to.

Allonzee@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 287d (2 replies)

Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.

I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.

I'd short the rich patient's supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I'd always choose to decline.

When the rich fucks called to complain "their machine is too noisy" I'd always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.

It wasn't much, but I'm very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I'd given to their poor counterparts) anyway.

derpgon@programming.dev · 5 pts · 287d (1 reply)

I salute you, your parenrs and yourself should be very proud. It's not always the things with the biggest monetary value attached that make the world better.

It's the little things.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 286d

It's always the little things.

ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al · 15 pts · 288d (1 reply)

When it comes time to throw molotovs I'll yell "I cast fireball"

emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 21 pts · 288d
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A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 288d (3 replies)

SJ Wizard checking in

emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 10 pts · 288d (1 reply)
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A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 288d

I do love this place

emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 1 pts · 288d
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RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 287d (2 replies)

Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 286d (1 reply)

Could you, ya know, kinda step up those numbers, please? šŸ˜…šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 286d

I’d have to hire a troll farm..

Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 286d (1 reply)

Ehem. I prefer social justice Rogue.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 286d

Ferreal. "Thief" is a slur, not a class.

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 288d (1 reply)

I’m a social justice druid, no doubt lol

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 287d

Doo-Dad! (Pikel from RA Salvatore novels)

squaresinger@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 287d (3 replies)

Social justice thief is basically Robin Hood.

Social justice assassin is Luigi.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 286d (2 replies)

Luigi is a bard. The Man labeled him an assassin to patsy for their half-assed op. Besides, no one multis into assassin w/ one solitary kill and no relevant skill tree.

Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 286d (1 reply)

Luigi's legal team needs to use this defense.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 286d

I mean, FFS. Who hires an assassin that can make thousands so thirsty with a glance?!

Not being picked out of a line-up is a key attribute to pro assassining... Instead, this guy's got people from all genders just lining up for a chance at anything, even just in their daydreams.

Nah. The only way he's an assassin is if we're talking about how much he's gonna slay when he's out.

That boy better have gills, NGL. 😱🤪

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 287d (1 reply)

Social justice bard here.

grue@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 288d

We probably need more social justice artificers to do SIGINT at protests and operate drones and such.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 287d (6 replies)

I am a Social Justice Bardbarian.

That is not a typo. I multiclass a bard and barbarian. That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 287d (3 replies)

That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.

This would be funnier if we didn't literally need someone doing this.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 287d (2 replies)

Not sure how good Trump's thick-ass skull would sound. There's practically no cavity inside!

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d

We'd know if Thomas Matthew Crooks could line up a shot

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 287d

You could use it as the mallet thing (not sure what the music term for that is) that you bang on the xylophone with.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 287d (1 reply)

For the benefit of the underprivileged?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 287d

Yeah. He's like Robin Hood, but instead of taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor, he just kills the rich and then puts on a concert for charity.

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 288d (4 replies)

Also dont feel bad OP, in early editions Clerics couldn't cast until level 2

emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 6 pts · 288d

@A_Union_of_Kobolds @rpgmemes So there's still hope!

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 2 pts · 287d (2 replies)

Woah, a kobold union? How have I never seen you around before? How do we join? What are the dues like?

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 287d (1 reply)

We've got a union hall in Sigil! Dues are usually handled by the Dungeon Steward, a percentage of the loot left behind by adventurers goes to pay for union operations.

Slaves to dragons no more!

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 286d

Well, have you tried turning slaves into dragons, though? More, I say! More!

socsa@piefed.social · 8 pts · 287d (1 reply)

I am definitely a social justice artificer.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 287d

There are dozens of us

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 288d

I'm pretty sure that there are a few social justice necromancers floating about.

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 7 pts · 288d
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twice_hatch@midwest.social · 7 pts · 288d

I'm an Oath of the Ancients paladin

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 287d (1 reply)

Techno Mages spread the word of FOSS in the name of social justice.

odelik@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 287d
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dumbass@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 288d

I'm a social justice bard.

mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 287d

Social Justice Tinkerer here.
Finally some recognition for the rest of us!

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 287d

Social Justice Warrior

Everyone hates the Tankies until they need someone to tank

almost1337@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 288d (2 replies)

I can't make up my mind on whether or not a social justice thief would be based.

Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 288d

Sounds like Robinhood

emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 3 pts · 288d
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captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 287d

I used to be a social justice paladin, but then I spent several years of counterprotesting bigotry against myself to the mental health

DancingBear@midwest.social · 3 pts · 287d
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burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 287d

Why? Because npc. Everything else is a pc class.

Master@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 288d (1 reply)

If you are not playing the meta You'll never win!

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 286d

No one wins. No one gets out alive.

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d

I am actually a social justice wizard, finally some recognition.

MML@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 288d

I mean whatever gets me a sword, flames are optional but encouraged

plyth@feddit.org · 2 pts · 287d

Because the others could actually change society.

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 287d

Social justice clerics for health care!