Was about to say, Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson are definitely social justice bards. Probably the Beastie Boys too, but that just feels super weird for some reason.
I have a half-orc character who takes signs from their "god". Both times, the half-orc started two orc supremacists groups. The half-orcs primary target was the elites aka the elves.
When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.
I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I'd take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.
Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.
I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.
I'd short the rich patient's supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I'd always choose to decline.
When the rich fucks called to complain "their machine is too noisy" I'd always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.
It wasn't much, but I'm very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I'd given to their poor counterparts) anyway.
I salute you, your parenrs and yourself should be very proud. It's not always the things with the biggest monetary value attached that make the world better.
Luigi is a bard. The Man labeled him an assassin to patsy for their half-assed op. Besides, no one multis into assassin w/ one solitary kill and no relevant skill tree.
I mean, FFS. Who hires an assassin that can make thousands so thirsty with a glance?!
Not being picked out of a line-up is a key attribute to pro assassining... Instead, this guy's got people from all genders just lining up for a chance at anything, even just in their daydreams.
Nah. The only way he's an assassin is if we're talking about how much he's gonna slay when he's out.
That is not a typo. I multiclass a bard and barbarian. That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.
Yeah. He's like Robin Hood, but instead of taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor, he just kills the rich and then puts on a concert for charity.
We've got a union hall in Sigil! Dues are usually handled by the Dungeon Steward, a percentage of the loot left behind by adventurers goes to pay for union operations.
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 288d
As a liberal Elder Scrolls fan, I had to become a social justice stealth archer.
grue@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 288d
Sounds like an appropriate build for taking out Flock cameras and Stingrays.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 7 pts · 288d
The mental image of critical hitting one with a lightning enchanted arrow excites me in many ways.
SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 287d
Hm, EMP arrowheads, as a SJ
engineersmith I should get on that.Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz · 46 pts · 288d
People do pick those classes, when there are riots you can see some social justice pyromancers for example.
kichae@wanderingadventure.party · 8 pts · 287d
Those are Social Justice Alchemists, I think.
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 39 pts · 288d
Social justice bard singing protest songs
artifex@piefed.social · 21 pts · 288d
Was about to say, Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson are definitely social justice bards. Probably the Beastie Boys too, but that just feels super weird for some reason.
zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 288d
Punk bands too. Jello Biafra, Henry Rollins, and Tom Morello are certainly social justice bards.
emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 38 pts · 288d
@rpgmemes the truth is probably that I'm a social justice commoner with an acolyte background
yakko@feddit.uk · 26 pts · 288d
I too am classless, but at least my alignment is Neutral Woke
Revan343@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 288d
Proletariat
yakko@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 288d
That's the joke, say it again for the cheap seats!
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 286d
Thank you for your service.
snooggums@piefed.world · 31 pts · 288d
Social Justice Dungeon Master checking in.
nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 288d
How's your Slay Gerrymander writing going?
I'm feeling very behind and hope someone else is scaffolding that too.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 287d
So was luigi (allegedly) a social justice ranger
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 287d
Rogue because of sneak attack and cunning action.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 287d
Social Justice Glass Canon
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 288d
Deep down we are all Social Justice Barbarians
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 288d
Trans rights are half-orc rights!
Anyone who disagrees will experience the special ability barbarians are best known for.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 287d
I have a half-orc character who takes signs from their "god". Both times, the half-orc started two orc supremacists groups. The half-orcs primary target was the elites aka the elves.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 287d
Speak for yourself, I'm a Social Justice Oozemancer
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 286d
A Pastafarian has joined the party.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 288d
We need social justice thieves to steal from the rich
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 287d
Does seeding torrents count
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 287d
Yarrr
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 287d
š¦š“āā ļøš«”
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 286d
šš“š“š“š“š“šæļø
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 287d
That's basically the cult of Eserion
papertowels@mander.xyz · 16 pts · 287d
When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.
I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I'd take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.
Maybe that qualifies as a social justice thief?
emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 10 pts · 287d
alekwithak@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 287d
And OP didn't actually take anything from anyone, they just paid a different marked up price for bananas than the stores wanted them to.
Allonzee@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 287d
Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.
I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.
I'd short the rich patient's supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I'd always choose to decline.
When the rich fucks called to complain "their machine is too noisy" I'd always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.
It wasn't much, but I'm very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I'd given to their poor counterparts) anyway.
derpgon@programming.dev · 5 pts · 287d
I salute you, your parenrs and yourself should be very proud. It's not always the things with the biggest monetary value attached that make the world better.
It's the little things.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 286d
It's always the little things.
ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al · 15 pts · 288d
When it comes time to throw molotovs I'll yell "I cast fireball"
emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 21 pts · 288d
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 288d
SJ Wizard checking in
emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 10 pts · 288d
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 288d
I do love this place
emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 1 pts · 288d
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 287d
Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 286d
Could you, ya know, kinda step up those numbers, please? š š¤·š¼āāļø
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 286d
Iād have to hire a troll farm..
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 286d
Ehem. I prefer social justice Rogue.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 286d
Ferreal. "Thief" is a slur, not a class.
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 288d
Iām a social justice druid, no doubt lol
Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 287d
Doo-Dad! (Pikel from RA Salvatore novels)
squaresinger@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 287d
Social justice thief is basically Robin Hood.
Social justice assassin is Luigi.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 286d
Luigi is a bard. The Man labeled him an assassin to patsy for their half-assed op. Besides, no one multis into assassin w/ one solitary kill and no relevant skill tree.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 286d
Luigi's legal team needs to use this defense.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 286d
I mean, FFS. Who hires an assassin that can make thousands so thirsty with a glance?!
Not being picked out of a line-up is a key attribute to pro assassining... Instead, this guy's got people from all genders just lining up for a chance at anything, even just in their daydreams.
Nah. The only way he's an assassin is if we're talking about how much he's gonna slay when he's out.
That boy better have gills, NGL. š±š¤Ŗ
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 287d
Social justice bard here.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d
Yes you are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF37x2w_IR0
grue@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 288d
We probably need more social justice artificers to do SIGINT at protests and operate drones and such.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 287d
I am a Social Justice Bardbarian.
That is not a typo. I multiclass a bard and barbarian. That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 287d
This would be funnier if we didn't literally need someone doing this.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 287d
Not sure how good Trump's thick-ass skull would sound. There's practically no cavity inside!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d
We'd know if Thomas Matthew Crooks could line up a shot
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 287d
You could use it as the mallet thing (not sure what the music term for that is) that you bang on the xylophone with.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 287d
For the benefit of the underprivileged?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 287d
Yeah. He's like Robin Hood, but instead of taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor, he just kills the rich and then puts on a concert for charity.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 288d
Also dont feel bad OP, in early editions Clerics couldn't cast until level 2
emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 6 pts · 288d
@A_Union_of_Kobolds @rpgmemes So there's still hope!
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 2 pts · 287d
Woah, a kobold union? How have I never seen you around before? How do we join? What are the dues like?
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 287d
We've got a union hall in Sigil! Dues are usually handled by the Dungeon Steward, a percentage of the loot left behind by adventurers goes to pay for union operations.
Slaves to dragons no more!
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 286d
Well, have you tried turning slaves into dragons, though? More, I say! More!
socsa@piefed.social · 8 pts · 287d
I am definitely a social justice artificer.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 287d
There are dozens of us
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 288d
I'm pretty sure that there are a few social justice necromancers floating about.
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 7 pts · 288d
twice_hatch@midwest.social · 7 pts · 288d
I'm an Oath of the Ancients paladin
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 287d
Techno Mages spread the word of FOSS in the name of social justice.
odelik@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 287d
dumbass@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 288d
I'm a social justice bard.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 287d
Social Justice Tinkerer here.
Finally some recognition for the rest of us!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 287d
Everyone hates the Tankies until they need someone to tank
almost1337@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 288d
I can't make up my mind on whether or not a social justice thief would be based.
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 288d
Sounds like Robinhood
emmanuelwald@deacon.social · 3 pts · 288d
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 287d
I used to be a social justice paladin, but then I spent several years of counterprotesting bigotry against myself to the mental health
DancingBear@midwest.social · 3 pts · 287d
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 287d
Why? Because npc. Everything else is a pc class.
Master@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 288d
If you are not playing the meta You'll never win!
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 286d
No one wins. No one gets out alive.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d
I am actually a social justice wizard, finally some recognition.
MML@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 288d
I mean whatever gets me a sword, flames are optional but encouraged
plyth@feddit.org · 2 pts · 287d
Because the others could actually change society.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 287d
Social justice clerics for health care!