But then that would make a covered pie a calzone! And a hot dog a taco! And soup a salad! And an omelette a salad! And ice cream a sala- wait... I think this system is growing on me...
#7 is for things where there's basically no distinction between the top and bottom. Even pies with a crust on top has a distinct "top" side, whereas the sides and bottoms are all pie crust.
#7 is for calzones, corn dogs, burritos, dumplings, pot stickers, ravioli, etc.
A slice of apple pie is a taco. A slice of pumpkin pie is toast. A whole apple pie is a calzone, a whole pumpkin pie is a quiche. See how silly you sound?
I think a pie should have an upper crust, so it's more of a tart. Of course, tons of common food names break this convention so maybe quiche is fine anyways
The "sushi" should be "burrito". That's just one type of sushi, because what I picture when I hear "sushi" would probably be in the "toast" category (if rice counts as the "bread")
The one labelled “calzone” is pie, as it has a base, sides and a lid. A calzone is just a pizza folded over, which by this designation system makes it toast.
55 Comments
youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 309d
Always upset that #6 is “quiche” and not “pie” which is obviously the broader category
Tagger@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 309d
But a pie should have a lid. If anything #7 should be pie rather than calzome.
youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 309d
The lid is optional (pizza pie, pumpkin pie, quiche) I will die on this hill
grue@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 309d
I feel like there are more kinds of pies without lids than ones with them anyway.
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 308d
But then that would make a covered pie a calzone! And a hot dog a taco! And soup a salad! And an omelette a salad! And ice cream a sala- wait... I think this system is growing on me...
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 309d
What a splendid pie. Pizza pizza pie.
brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 308d
Could y'all please stop dieing on hills all the time?! I love hiking, but all the corpses are really disturbing.
merc@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 309d
And even with a lid, it isn't quite #7.
#7 is for things where there's basically no distinction between the top and bottom. Even pies with a crust on top has a distinct "top" side, whereas the sides and bottoms are all pie crust.
#7 is for calzones, corn dogs, burritos, dumplings, pot stickers, ravioli, etc.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 0 pts · 309d
None of those are pies. That’s not even heresy, just wrongness.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 309d
A closed top pie form is called a galette.
The open top form is pie.
trolololol@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d
You got the galette backwards
makyo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d
Pies with lids are calzones
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 309d
So most pies are calzones? Because most pies have lids.
Kanda@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 308d
This means that a calzone is a pie or that a pie is a calzone
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 307d
Calzone is a pie.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 309d
A slice of apple pie is a taco. A slice of pumpkin pie is toast. A whole apple pie is a calzone, a whole pumpkin pie is a quiche. See how silly you sound?
(/s, the whole thing is clearly silly)
youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 309d
My therapist will be hearing about this
brap@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 309d
But quiche is even more fucking delicious.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 309d
I mean, it’s basically an egg pie with cheese and/or bacon, how could it not be delicious?
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 309d
Calling a pie a quiche would upset more people. Thus quiche.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 309d
I think a pie should have an upper crust, so it's more of a tart. Of course, tons of common food names break this convention so maybe quiche is fine anyways
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 309d
Walks in with a burrito
“Behold, a Calzone”
Walks in with a hot dog
“Behold, a taco”
Walks in with an enchilada
“Behold, sushi”
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 309d
Fool! That isn't a cake!
It's a lasagna.
Glytch@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 309d
Lasagna is pasta cake
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 309d
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 309d
Isn’t McDonald’s bread legally cake due to its sugar content?
grue@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 309d
That court ruling was about Subway's bread, but I don't doubt McDonald's is similar.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 309d
If you're going to bring lawyers into this, we'll never see the end of it.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d
we've never been so close
otp@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 309d
The "sushi" should be "burrito". That's just one type of sushi, because what I picture when I hear "sushi" would probably be in the "toast" category (if rice counts as the "bread")
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 309d
I’m confused by the salad. Shouldn’t it be dozens of layers? I’m unfamiliar with whatever this meme’s progenitor was
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 7 pts · 309d
This is what it comes from, and this meme is a poor cut of the rules and logic, probably for space reasons.
A salad with croutons is nachos.
https://cuberule.com/
makyo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 309d
The layers have to be starches, but if you have croutons then chaos
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 309d
And? Subway's has to classify it's bread as cake because it's too sweet.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 309d
Italian salad.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 309d
No, that's a "torst" whatever the fuck that is. You have a bottom of carb and no sides or top.
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d
What if I put the meatballs down first and then top it with spaghetti?
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 309d
Upside-down torst
mr_timns@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d
“Toast”
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 309d
Back in my day they used to charge by the pixel.
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 309d
A quiche is a kind of pie. So that item should be the pie category, not the quiche category
Wolf314159@startrek.website · 1 pts · 309d
Pie is just a sweet quiche with fewer eggs.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 309d
Nope, it’s missing a lid.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 309d
A cuiche is a casserole in a dough.
JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 309d
::: spoiler Salad
:::
mad_lentil@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 308d
Casserole is a salad eh? I kinda dig it
falseWhite@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 309d
This is missing several configurations.
Like two open and adjacent faces like a shawarma, or the inverse of two filled adjacent faces, which is a folded pizza slice
ptu@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 309d
Shawarma is a type of sushi and a folded pizza is taco
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 309d
No, folded NY style pizza has one crease
Shawarma is mostly covered except where the toppings are exposed
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 308d
A sausage roll is now sushi.
grue@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 309d
Yep, that's right. What's your point?
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 309d
The one labelled “calzone” is pie, as it has a base, sides and a lid. A calzone is just a pizza folded over, which by this designation system makes it toast.
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 309d
Folded over clearly makes it a taco
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 1 pts · 309d
hOrni@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 303d
It's missing a wrap, which would be only the front wall open.
_core@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 309d
I've started so many fights with this 😁