I scuttled away with my human claws up, screeching "whoop whoop whoop" whenever my wife wanted something I didn't like. I still wonder why she left me, Zoidberg!
Examples of Zoidberg's astonishingly poor grasp of human anatomy make up my favorite punchlines in the series. Of course Farnsworth would hire the worst (and possibly cheapest) candidate: a doctor that has no idea how his patients are put together.
My favorite zoidburg line I don’t think is ever actually said. It’s like the “frankly scarlet I don’t give a damn” of future
“Why not ZOIDBERG?”
I even engraved it on keychains for my friends. “Need a new keychain? Why not zoidberg”. I ran a leather shop for 15 years lol. I also made keychains that said “I fuck sheep” and put them on random keychains at parties.
Woop woop woop, well as close as I recall to my favourite line. Mean yes he has some actual good (better) lines too, but I always think of that one for that 'doctor', not as good as The Doctor but take what you can get in the show.
92 Comments
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 88 pts · 303d
"By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar"
SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 303d
I regularly say "Hooray, I'm helping!" to my wife.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 16 pts · 303d
I scuttled away with my human claws up, screeching "whoop whoop whoop" whenever my wife wanted something I didn't like. I still wonder why she left me, Zoidberg!
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 303d
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 303d
i came to post this one.
other_cat@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 298d
I'm ruined!
Czele@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 303d
The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well
Trex202@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 303d
I love the running joke that he's a horrible human doctor
Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin, I'm afraid I couldn't find it after the crash.
Fry: Can I live without it?
Zoidberg: If you call that living.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 303d
"now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain"
"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's cured."
sawdustprophet@midwest.social · 17 pts · 303d
"No, not that mouth." "I only have one." "Really?"
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 303d
Young lady, I’m an expert on human physiology.
aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 303d
His doctorate is in art history.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 303d
Hermes: Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes!
Dr. Zoidberg: The hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes.
KiwiTB@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 303d
Look at me, Dr Zoidberg, Home Owner!
Trex202@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 303d
Oh, that's where I left my cigar...
remon@ani.social · 13 pts · 303d
That just raises further questions!
AlexLost@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 303d
That just raises more questions?!
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 303d
Trex202@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 303d
Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!
HailReaper69@lemmy.zip · 43 pts · 303d
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 303d
Exactly! It may or may not be my favorite, but it is the one I constantly quote.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 303d
One of my favourite bits of trivia is that he never says this exact line, it's a misquote, but I know in my 4 hearts that he would say it
InevitableWaffles@midwest.social · 6 pts · 303d
Makes it like Star Trek with "Beam me up, Scotty."
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 302d
Ironically, he's never said this throughout the show's run. The meme is attributed to him though, but it's never said in the show.
hellothere@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 303d
"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated."
I fucking love Zoidberg, he just gets me, yknow?
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 303d
I use, "Enough of this, I'm going for a scuttle" all the time.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 33 pts · 303d
"You ALL still have Zoidberg!"
HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 30 pts · 303d
woop woop woop woop!
orbitz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 303d
Crap just posted something about that one, missed it on my quick read. Mine too.
HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 4 pts · 302d
Always more room for woop woop woop woop!
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 303d
General: What is your purpose here?
[Zoidberg wakes up.]
Zoidberg: [drowsy] Alright, Officer, I'll move along.
Man: What the general means is why did you come to Earth?
Zoidberg: Not a day goes by I don't ask myself the same question.
Truman: If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender.
Zoidberg: Both good. The important thing is I'm meeting new people.
Zoidberg: Hooray!
Zoidberg: Take, I've got four of them.
Zoidberg: The president is gagging on my gas bladder. What an honor!
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 302d
Tbh Roswell that Ends Well was a goated episode from start to finish
meathorse@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 302d
Sawing
"Don't cut that, I need that to speak!"
Pauses... Saws faster
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 27 pts · 303d
Zoidberg: "I had garbage yesterday and it didn't cost me $300! I am not paying!"
erie09@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 303d
But still, to have your own pool!
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 302d
My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the body of Amy’s dead deceased corpse
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 303d
hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 303d
"Hooray, I'm useful! I'm having a wonderful time!"
I relate to this on a spiritual level.
Awa@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 303d
The husband and I quote "one art please" and "your [something] is bad and your should feel bad"
48954246@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 302d
Your music's bad and you should feel bad!
chesshire@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 303d
"and I'm his friend, Jesus!"
nickiwest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 302d
Agree. This is part of the shared lexicon in our home.
miked@piefed.social · 22 pts · 303d
Clamps - "Scuttle on home. This ain't none of your business, Slick."
Zoidberg - "My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN [beep sound]-ING ZOIDBERG!"
The Silence of the Clamps
ScrollerBall@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 303d
Scalpel. Blood bucket. Priest. Next patient!
Trex202@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 303d
Geez, Zoidberg. Leave some for the enemy to kill.
loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 303d
This isn't a war; it's a murder!
Trex202@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 303d
flips switch
This isn't a war; it's a moydah!
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 302d
aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 302d
Taleya@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 302d
......The same devilled egg
carrylex@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 302d
There little friend, good as new
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 302d
Out of context that actually seemed pretty sad.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 302d
Comedy and tragedy
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 303d
“Is ‘desire to mate’ a feeling?”
“It’s all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the LIES UPON LIES!”
Aeao@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 302d
I forgot that one. As true today as ever lol.
It’s extra funny because I’m asexual lol “is desire to mate a feeling you guys are having? Gross. Get your shit together” lol
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 302d
I suppose that makes Decapodians aro.
jpablo68@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 303d
Goose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish?
aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 303d
That’s what rich people eat, the garbage parts of the food.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 303d
I had garbage for dinner yesterday!
aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 302d
Did it cost you $300?
SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d
The gaahbij paahts.
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 302d
“Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!”
ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social · 14 pts · 302d
Don't mind if i already did!
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 302d
Examples of Zoidberg's astonishingly poor grasp of human anatomy make up my favorite punchlines in the series. Of course Farnsworth would hire the worst (and possibly cheapest) candidate: a doctor that has no idea how his patients are put together.
ozymandias117@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 302d
Taleya@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 302d
JOHN
FUCKING
ZOIDBERG!
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 303d
Someday they'll watch from down in the gutter, they will, as King Zoidberg caresses their fancy box.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 303d
The box says "no".
hayvan@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 302d
"Once again, the conservative, sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!"
meathorse@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 302d
nom-nom-nom "I'm ruined!"
Zahille7@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 303d
A buffet! Oh, if only I had my wallet with me...
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 302d
Uhm… it's free.
Zahille7@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 302d
excited violent screeching and feeding noises
BlueZen@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 303d
Laughing at Hemes when they get paired up on Omicron Persei 8... "Screwed again my friend"
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 302d
ch00f@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 303d
"I've lost more patients than he's treated!"
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 302d
The one he never actually said: "Why not Zoidberg?"
BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 302d
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 302d
where was that? i don't remember it at all
BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 301d
https://youtu.be/pG-y_IMzlaA
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 300d
thanks
Aeao@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 302d
My favorite zoidburg line I don’t think is ever actually said. It’s like the “frankly scarlet I don’t give a damn” of future
“Why not ZOIDBERG?”
I even engraved it on keychains for my friends. “Need a new keychain? Why not zoidberg”. I ran a leather shop for 15 years lol. I also made keychains that said “I fuck sheep” and put them on random keychains at parties.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 302d
It's a trap, is why!
roz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 302d
I'm not hearing a nooo
SneakyWeasel@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 302d
Let it ride!
sramder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d
Clack!
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d
^clack^
0ops@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 302d
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!
Furbag@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 302d
"Alright, alright, let me have one of your young on a roll."
"We're out of rolls."
"Fine! Just give me something teeming with parasites!"
I think of this line whenever I order a hotdog in public lol
CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 302d
I’ll have a horse-coke.
Is horse-pepsi ok?
Nay!
orbitz@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 303d
Woop woop woop, well as close as I recall to my favourite line. Mean yes he has some actual good (better) lines too, but I always think of that one for that 'doctor', not as good as The Doctor but take what you can get in the show.
Eh_I@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 302d
That's normal.