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Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social · 42 pts · 317d (4 replies)

I've played enough Dark Souls to recognize this weapon. It's the Flamberge. Not my favorite quality weapon, not the best strength or dex scaling. Still a cool greatsword.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 316d (3 replies)

That seems like an unwise way to hold that sword. "Ow, my shoulder!"

Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 316d

Got a pauldron protecting the shoulder, gorget protecting the neck, helmet protecting head and ear. There's no possible harm that might come to you holding the sword that way.

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 316d (1 reply)

The beef jerky never complains.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 316d

Well yeah but they also moan when hit.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 27 pts · 317d (4 replies)

Fuck I'd pick that in the blink of an eye

NABDad@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 317d (2 replies)

You know, that's how you end up with a cursed sword that does no damage and reduces your armor by 20%.

Good luck letting go of it once it's too late.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 6 pts · 316d

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 316d

Doesn't matter had sex

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 317d

For real, I wouldn't even have a chance to take a fucking picture

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 317d (4 replies)

I bought a fucking claymore once. It was as tall as I was and weighed a ton. Swinging it, even the correct way, was absolutely batshit for a 175 pound human. I have no idea what I was thinking.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 317d

You were thinking.

hypna@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 317d (1 reply)

Modern replicas of many of these historical weapons are often twice as heavy as the real thing. A field Zweihander would have been somewhere around 5 lbs.

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 316d

Yep. Unless crafted in the correct way with the right metal, shape, etc., etc., it's a glorified piece of rebar.

I have a beautifully made hand-and-a-half sword that is very wieldable.

ook@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 317d
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thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 316d

This has cursed written all over it.

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 316d (2 replies)

What is this contraption it's leaning against? Feels like a trap.

CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 316d (1 reply)

That's what I'm wondering. Everything about it screams "dumpster" but then why does it have those giant, trap-like appendages?

Lumisal@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 316d

Because it's a cybertruck

ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org · 3 pts · 316d

I'm getting my Diablo 2 PTSD triggered by this.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 316d

A zweihander?!

I can become...

GIANT DAD