Favourite Leela line?

Ok, if everyone's finished being stupid.

I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

Is my eye playing trick on me?

Burn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us were suck and die.

Oh lord.

Well, you obviously won't listen to reason, so I guess I'll listen to idiotic-ness and come with you.

Me.. Feel.. A bit better in cognitive faculties

I pretty regularly say or think "Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?"

Ok, ok. We're not gonna force you until I finish this sentence. Get him!

I was having the most wonderful dream... Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there.

Hi-Yah!

Well Bender may not have learned anything from me, but I think I actually learned something from him. So long meat bags!

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, Sir!

"Listen buddy, by the end of the day, one of us is gonna have one eye!"

Is there a Mrs. Queequeg?

Leela bring fire?

Leena? Is she captain of the Pallet Experts ship? Friend to Fly and Bonder and Zildfarb.

Because it sums up her personality...

"If you wouldn't take my help when you didn't need it, why should I help you now that you do?"

“No, I mean cool your jets. You’re melting Bender’s face.”

I don't care how hilarious your apron is, we're not cooking him!

That's so plausible, I don't believe it

Fry, please try to understand. You're a man, I'm a woman. We're just too different.

Give me a Kis...Hu..Hand sha...you know what, text me.

I'm still seduced from before.

They're not evil, but don't be confused, they are jerks.

They’re not tentacles, they’re gentacles!

That is, by a wide margain, the least likely thing that has ever happened.

I do... (last line in "Meanwhile")

Did you know these eye-phones are phones, too?

"No, I just work here"

'Now, when you say "special"...'

"It's Turanging time"

It's been a while since i watched futurama but i'm pretty sure that line is in there somewhere