Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately'

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/trump-orders-pentagon-begin-testing-nuclear-weapons-immediately-rcna240681

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tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 113 pts · 304d (3 replies)

The test site should be Mar-A-Lago.

RaoulDuke@leminal.space · 18 pts · 304d

Just nuke Florida.

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 304d (1 reply)

You know what... I don't see why not. Can we get the God Emperor a front row seat too?

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 304d

Don't forget to remind him not to look directly into the blast just to make sure he looks directly into the blast.

BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz · 105 pts · 304d (6 replies)

I voted for Trump because I wanted Peace!

-Joe Rogan!

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 304d (4 replies)

He's such a fucking idiot. But he's only half a dumb as the people who listen to him.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 304d (2 replies)

I'm sorry, in case people who listen to him are reading this, I'm calling you dumber than him.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 304d (1 reply)

I'm so sorry, this is not helpful. I'm saying Joe is extremely stupid, and you are even more stupid. You're a fucking idiot if you listen to him.

CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 303d

"Don't blame the voters! boohoohooo!" - The Tone Police, the "centrists", the corporate media, and not a few liberal scolds...

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 6 pts · 304d

Maybe half as dumb, but worse: a grifter, a mongerer, a liar.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 304d

Yeah, the guy who claimed he ends wars wants to start another cold war, while also indiscriminately bombing ships off the coast of South America.

Fuck this timeline.

Australis13@fedia.io · 70 pts · 304d (3 replies)

Fantastic. Let's add radioactive fallout to the list of things Trump and co are trying to kill everyone with.

Sludgehammer@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 304d (2 replies)

Fallout is what's truly needed to Make America Healthy Again!

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 304d

RFK might like to note that nukes can very quickly stop measles, COVID, flu, autism, brain worms, and also everything else.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 303d

Please don't, I get called smooth skin enough in Bakersfield already. We don't need to add ghouls to the mix.

arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 304d (2 replies)

Trump earlier this year called denuclearization “a big aim,” telling reporters over the summer that "Russia’s willing to do it, and I think China is going to be willing to do it, too.”

“We can’t let nuclear weapons proliferate. We have to stop nuclear weapons,” he added.

Then fucking do it jfc

Barbarian@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 304d

You know what would have helped denuclearization? Giving the Budapest Memorandum teeth. Obama and every subsequent president made some mealy-mouthed "We'll send a few old guns" to Ukraine, despite the deal being Ukraine gives up their nukes and Russia (lol), the US and UK defend them.

Every other country's leadership looking at that has reached the obvious conclusion: nothing but nukes that you yourself control will save you against a nuclear power.

Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 6 pts · 304d

Denuclearization by firing the whole arsenal. The fuhrer keeps his promises! <3

GuyFawkes@midwest.social · 35 pts · 304d (5 replies)

Jesus Christ what’s next week, “build a space ‘LAZER’”???

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 304d (2 replies)

The hugest space LAZOR even bigger than the Jews!

RaoulDuke@leminal.space · 20 pts · 304d

I see your swartz is as big as mine.

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 304d

I guess it makes strategic sense to lessen dependence on the Jewish peoples' well known expertise in the creation and operation of space lasers.

The Jewish people have had a near monopoly on the construction of space lasers for thousands of years, and while this wouldn't be the first attempt to unlock the secrets of the space lasers for non Jews, I'd be shocked if this effort didn't fail as has historically been the case.

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 304d (1 reply)

sharks with frickin laser beams

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d

On their frickin' foreheads!

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 20 pts · 304d (4 replies)

Ah yes, I was wondering if the end was going to be a long, painful, drawn-out one or if we'd go with a satisfying bang.

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 304d (3 replies)

Satisfaction depends how far out ground zero actually is.

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d (2 replies)

Never thought I would be more happy to live on the west coast of the US. Grew up in the most targeted zone with all out nukes.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d (1 reply)

My dad lived in central Connecticut in the 50s, between the marine academy, electric boat, Sikorsky, the place that made all of our parachutes, the insurance companies which could have made rebuilding the rest of the country easier, and of course, in one of the most densely populated regions in the country, likely to get fallout from Boston or New York. He’s not sure if everyone at the time thought they would be hit first, but everyone around him thought CT would be wiped off the map

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 303d

I think people all over were told that as cold war internal propaganda for the MIC. What I meant was Iived where a lot of our nukes were and are. That would definitely be a first strike area.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 304d (2 replies)

Is this his petty revenge for not getting the Nobel peace prize?

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d

Imagine destroying the planet because you didn't get an award. What a fuckin baby

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 303d

He's hoping for the Nobel War Prize instead.

Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 304d (2 replies)

Show him an old video, he won't know the difference.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d (1 reply)

nah, give him fist row seating. the closest the bestest

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 303d

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 304d (2 replies)

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 303d (1 reply)

No need to ever change the 0.

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 303d

I'm just the unique incident counter, the other counters are under a different department.

kingofras@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 304d

satanmat@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 304d (1 reply)

I’m sure the down wind states will be super happy about that!!

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 304d

They're all blue states so who cares, amirite?

Except Utah, but it's too red to change now, so it also doesn't matter.

Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 303d

This is so pathetic and stupid.

This isn’t aimed at Russia or China, whom the article calls out by name.
This is a dick measuring contest with Iran and North Korea.

I mean - he made the announcement in South Korea.

Diplomatically, Trump (well, his administration) has stated to learn that befriending and allowing tinpot dictators to humiliate the U.S. is non-viable. So they’ve moved to cold-war era tactics of arms races and implied threats of nuclear holocaust.
They, of course, are focusing on smaller nations that while powerful in their own right, aren’t actual threats to the U.S. global hegemony. Not that I support continued U.S. dominance on the world stage, but it’s a weird priority.
Maybe by the end of the admin, they’ll be caught up to Clinton, who realized the best way to apply pressure was economically and via international partnerships — assuming the U.S. has an economy and international partnerships to leverage by then.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 304d (1 reply)

Nothing marks the distinction of a Trump term quite like the ever present fear of a nuclear holocaust. (Amongst many others)

CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 304d

Nobel prize, please!

mkwt@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 304d (1 reply)

It is likely that any tests will be conducted in enclosed underground silos in Nevada. The site to do that has been maintained at some amount of readiness since the last test in 1992.

paperazzi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 304d

He won't want it underground. He wants an audience at all times to show how manly and powerful he is.

paperazzi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 304d

Any wagers on which blue city it is that he'll test it on? Or maybe it will be Venezula since they've suddenly become a mortal enemy.

HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 304d

Yet another sitraction from the Epstein Files and economic collapse

BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 303d (1 reply)

He's going to mess up and try to nuke bikiki bottom isn't he?

Poor patrick.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d

again?

CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 304d (2 replies)
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d (1 reply)

That was an interesting rabbit hole, thanks!

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 304d (1 reply)

Someone tell Trump not to look directly at the blast.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d

Tell him not to hug the blast. Cover it with American flag paint.

YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 304d (3 replies)

Why do we need to "test" 80-year old technology? Am I missing something here?

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 4 pts · 304d

Desperate attempts to sound like a strongman?

Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 304d

Putin just tested a missile launcher. He wants to flex. That's it. Ego.

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 304d

The orange paedo is nearly 80. You guys should test him with something radioactive!

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 303d

The Cold War did more brain damage than the lead imo

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d

My god have the last 10 years showed us all how weak this nation actually is.

Our ancestors would be ashamed. The future will condemn us.

IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 303d

I thought Elon's DOGE was bad... We're amping this up a few more levels eh?

ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d (1 reply)

If they sold tickets to watch, I would be extremely tempted to go.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 303d

"No, I want to be seated closer. Closer...closer...CLOSER!!!"

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 304d (1 reply)

On who?

800XL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d

Democrats, duh.

YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 304d (3 replies)

There goes New Mexico. Fare thee well.

CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 303d

The United States has the ability to resume tests at a federal site in Nevada.

Doesn't mean it will 100% be used there, but....

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 304d (1 reply)

Take AZ instead!

tornavish@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 304d

I say just drop it randomly on Texas.

Saledovil@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 304d (1 reply)

I thought the government was shut down?

tornavish@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 304d

Only to the people

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d

Mr president, just press the button on top of the bomb to initiate the test.