I mean.... that's kinda a sliding scale. You can get coconut milk by just squeezing it out of coconut flesh, I've seen it done before. Saying coconuts don't produce milk is kinda like saying oranges don't produce juice.
I had to look this up. I found a video of some guy essentially shave the meat of a coconut and then twist the shavings in the hairs of the husk. He got like 1 tablespoon of "milk".
You can't really squeeze coconut meat without shredding it or using a hydrolic press. I'd wager the meat is just a tough sponge holding the water and it gets milky due to the meat breaking down when you squeeze or shred it.
It's like saying oranges produce pulp. Oranges produce juice but humans produce the pulp by shredding the remains of the inside of the orange.
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Maybe they have some dumb animals?
Like in Out Of Position book, hence this comment/part:
“I don’t give a crap what you do when you’re not here.” Coach dives right in. “Ladies, guys, livestock, whatever. What I care about is when it becomes a distraction that makes my job harder. Are you trying to make my job harder?”
“No, sir.” I dismiss the image conjured up by him saying “livestock.” “My agent issued that statement without my authorization.”
Tastes too watery in my opinion.
I actually like soy milk more, in fact more than normal milk.
Although that may depend on the brand, and I don't know what it does with ice cream.
Unfortunately, they soy milk stuff makes my mouth itchy, throat scratchy, and gives a bit of a funny feeling to my stomach, and flushing it down with water doesn't help. Maybe I shouldn't..., meh. I already had to leave out most of fruit due to this. Ironically, no issues with pineapples and kiwis. I've heard someone say the pineapple core is just trash because it makes their tongue numb and is just hard anyway. I'll just chew it and the only drawback is having to floss afterwards.
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The main big red one is clearly an ice block (aka popsicle, water ice).
There is an elephant scooping something creamy with their trunk, but there are dairy-free soft serves as well. They're called sorbet, and can be made from flavouring water, or from fruit puree.
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bhamlin@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 304d
Since they're being compensated, ice cream there would almost be vegan...
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 21 pts · 304d
I was going to say there's a pretty big racism metaphor going on but I guess predators are rarely milked
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 304d
Not for milk, anyway. 😏
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 304d
Vegan ice cream exists, unless you count coconuts as mammals (since they have hair and produce milk).
rbn@sopuli.xyz · 22 pts · 304d
You can just make sorbet from fruits without causing harm to innocent coconuts.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 302d
Yet again proof no one cares about us... This is why we created the gay agenda.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 303d
Behold, a mammal!
riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 302d
Coconuts produce water. Coconut milk is made by pureeing coconut meat and mixing it with cononut water.
Coconuts don't produce anything "milky" on their own. Coconut watet is clear.
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 302d
I mean.... that's kinda a sliding scale. You can get coconut milk by just squeezing it out of coconut flesh, I've seen it done before. Saying coconuts don't produce milk is kinda like saying oranges don't produce juice.
riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 301d
Squeezing it out of coconut flesh?
I had to look this up. I found a video of some guy essentially shave the meat of a coconut and then twist the shavings in the hairs of the husk. He got like 1 tablespoon of "milk".
You can't really squeeze coconut meat without shredding it or using a hydrolic press. I'd wager the meat is just a tough sponge holding the water and it gets milky due to the meat breaking down when you squeeze or shred it.
It's like saying oranges produce pulp. Oranges produce juice but humans produce the pulp by shredding the remains of the inside of the orange.
stray@pawb.social · 1 pts · 302d
Now I'm thinking about what it would be like to puree beef with cow's milk. I'm sure the steak shake already exists somewhere in the States.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 67 pts · 304d
I have nipples, Judy. Can you milk me?
sundray@lemmus.org · 19 pts · 304d
Continued at AO3.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 302d
"Michael here! Good question. Men can't be milked, or can they?"
Liome@pawb.social · 46 pts · 304d
I mean... a job is a job.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 302d
A job where you are milked sounds draining
lena@gregtech.eu · 3 pts · 302d
get out.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 40 pts · 304d
Hucows exist so I bet there would probably be a bunch of cow cows that were into it, too.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 304d
me, googling that word...
sighs
I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
MycelialMass@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 304d
Can you just tell me so I dont have that search linked to me? Feels like its gona be weird
Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 304d
Human cows. Fetishising being milked and such.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 302d
Do you have to be a woman to sign up?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 304d
Google it.
do it
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 302d
Use Bing; better results.
...I've heard.
Im_old@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
For future reference, look up public instances of searxng
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 32 pts · 304d
(even with safe search off I can't find a screenshot of the ladies themselves)
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 302d
Dear god. What movie is this?
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 302d
Mad max? I don't know, the info is from my ass.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 302d
I think your ass is right
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 2 pts · 302d
Mad Max: Fury Road
Very much recommended even if you're not a fan of action movies. The dystopian aesthetics, raising internal combustion engines and everything related to them to a religion, the blind and harnessed guitarist providing most of the soundtrack, the language (Witness Me!)...
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 302d
Mad Max: Fury Road
One of the better action movies of the modern era
kungfuratte@feddit.org · 22 pts · 302d
Disney has a certain history …
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 302d
Maybe they have some dumb animals?
Like in Out Of Position book, hence this comment/part:
And yeah, they also eat meat.
webp@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 302d
The almonds
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 302d
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 302d
I hate that they shredded the male ones. Fucking disgusting.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 302d
How else do you propose getting the daily macipan on uour plate???
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 301d
Lab^rador^
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 302d
Tastes too watery in my opinion.
I actually like soy milk more, in fact more than normal milk.
Although that may depend on the brand, and I don't know what it does with ice cream.
Unfortunately, they soy milk stuff makes my mouth itchy, throat scratchy, and gives a bit of a funny feeling to my stomach, and flushing it down with water doesn't help.
Maybe I shouldn't..., meh. I already had to leave out most of fruit due to this. Ironically, no issues with pineapples and kiwis. I've heard someone say the pineapple core is just trash because it makes their tongue numb and is just hard anyway. I'll just chew it and the only drawback is having to floss afterwards.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 11 pts · 304d
They only showed water ice. No ice cream. Which also exists in vegan form.
njm1314@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
They do?
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 0 pts · 304d
Do you have a screenshot?
njm1314@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d
Yeah you can go ahead and Google that ice cream parlor scene from zootopia to see all the very clearly not water based ice cream.
zqps@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 302d
Looks 100% water-based to me. Fixed frozen in a Popsicle shape, nothing creamy about it.
njm1314@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 302d
So the large scoops of ice cream in the trunk of the elephant was a pop cicle? Fixed and solid when he plopped it down into a bowl?
zqps@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 302d
Right, there was that too. Guess they have both kinds.
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 10 pts · 304d
"We... We don't talk about it."
BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 304d
Humans duh
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 304d
me, googling that word...
sighs
I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
Edit: meant to reply that to another comment. this is funnier now
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 22 pts · 304d
Your cover is blown, Junior Agent Xorblorg! Return to the mothership IMMEDIATELY or risk being permanently marooned in this Nyarlathotep-forsaken solar system!
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 304d
not another Nyarlathotep-foreskin solar system!!
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 304d
If Abraham had scored that for his collection world history might have been very different.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 304d
please tell me you have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books you've written in a fugue state. because I want to read them
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 304d
I have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books I've written in a fugue state. But you can't read them because they were in my socks when Jesus washed my feet and all the blue ink ran into the Danube. Though this did earlier inspire the Mongolian throat polka of the same name, so I'd call that a net positive for humanity.
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 304d
Rofl and I thought you were going to have this response to every comment in this thread.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 302d
Man how I wish this had been intentional, would've been a really funny bit
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 304d
And paid for by implied government subsidies even
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 302d
The humans, of course. They are non-sapient in this universe.
ValarieLenin@midwest.social · 3 pts · 302d
Oh gahd that would be so nice, just grazing and getting milked regularly.... Ahh yeahhh the good life.
Alpha71@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 302d
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 301d
what carnists actually believe
stray@pawb.social · 7 pts · 302d
I don't get why anyone thinks it's weird for Zootopia people to drink cow's milk when we're already drinking tons of it IRL.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 302d
Humans?
nocklobster@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 302d
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 304d
Nuts
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 302d
"Nut milk" remains the grossest phrase in the culinary lexicon
stray@pawb.social · 1 pts · 302d
Is it worse than nut butter though?
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 302d
Ahh thats right up there too.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 304d
Hopefully Nick tbh
Manticore@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 302d
The main big red one is clearly an ice block (aka popsicle, water ice).
There is an elephant scooping something creamy with their trunk, but there are dairy-free soft serves as well. They're called sorbet, and can be made from flavouring water, or from fruit puree.
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 302d
Cashew milk ain't bad. Looks gross in coffee though lol
Almond and oat milk is the way to go!
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 304d
Soy is getting milked.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 303d
Probably humans but I don't think Peta was involved in the production so maybe not
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 304d
Heckin meeeeeeee!
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 1 pts · 301d
First, is like a blank of this template. I feel like I'd get a lot of mileage out of it.
Second, Who cares? They're animals. They don't have souls.
discosnails@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 304d
https://youtu.be/Dcka-doxwOY