Pride balloon

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37 Comments

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 170 pts · 309d (8 replies)

Congrats on turning gay 🥳🎉

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 63 pts · 309d (6 replies)

...you can get the gay from balloons now??? I thought they just temporarily made my voice all squeaky.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 55 pts · 309d (5 replies)

That squeaky voice is the heterosexuality leaving your body.

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 309d (4 replies)

So if I only take half of it in, does that mean I can switch hit at will?

Im_old@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 309d (3 replies)

Ahem, taking half of it in I'd say you're halfway there 😁

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d (2 replies)

What if I take two, but they're both only halfway in? Still only counts as half right?

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 309d (1 reply)

I think that'd be... ahem ... stretching things.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d

You'd be surprised.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 309d

Happy gayduation.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 102 pts · 309d (1 reply)

But it does mean they are proud of you. Congrats! I am too.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 309d

Thanks, StinkyFingerItchyBum! I'm...proud of you, too!

Hux@lemmy.ml · 58 pts · 309d

Oh what a difference that last bit of punctuation makes:

“Mom, Dad…I’m gay.”

“Mom, Dad…I’m gay?”

skisnow@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 309d (1 reply)

A few years later: “dang, they knew all along”

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 309d

They were definitely laughing in the shop when they picked that out.

FishFace@piefed.social · 30 pts · 309d (5 replies)

What's it like having parents who are proud of you?

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 309d

"I fell so full of - what's the opposite of shame?"

"Pride?"

"No, not that far from shame."

"Less shame?"

"Yeah!"

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 309d

I bet the balloons must be nice to get, at least.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 309d (1 reply)

I'll have you know I had to change my shirt thanks to this. Anyone know what gets out coffee stains?

FishFace@piefed.social · 2 pts · 309d

Oh, you can keep the shirt off, I prefer it that way, StinkyFingerItchyBum

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 309d

Idk, but I don't want delusional parents, so it is what it is.

Wilco@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 309d (2 replies)

They could just be gay for you.

Get your minds out of the gutter ... gay means happy!

Tedesche@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 309d (1 reply)

I’m pretty sure no Elizabethan ever said, “I’m so gay for thee,” as an expression of happiness or support. Your phrasing is therefore pretty locked in as “your parents want the gay incest with you,” so maybe you owe OP an apology?

Just sayin’.

village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 309d

It's pretty amazing that you have the entirety of Elizabehean interpersonal communications in a parsable format.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 309d

I think it's nice.

KillerWhale@orcas.enjoying.yachts · 13 pts · 309d (1 reply)

So, how do I say this...Your parents know something you don't know, yet.

ExcaliburtheHero@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d

They found OP's browser history

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 10 pts · 309d

See, Trump is right! College turns you gay!

capuccino@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 309d (1 reply)

That's how the language is deformed. I often ask to my wife why there is no LGBT people when we watch Pride and Prejudice.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 309d

Those guys were supposed to be straight!?

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 309d

Well, it doesn't not mean that so yaaay!

<3

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 309d

They knew

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 5 pts · 308d

I fail to see a problem.

Own it.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 309d (1 reply)

I really like it that your parents didn't know.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 308d

That's what I was thinking! I'd assume that any regular fox news watcher would know that "pride" in rainbow colors is code for them evil, demonic gays.

ChomFink@leminal.space · 2 pts · 308d

Why talk to people when you can just make stuff up?

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d

What degree?

falseWhite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d
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Isa@feddit.org · 1 pts · 307d

If a kid is ashamed of its parents … I'd pity the kid rather than the parents.