I’m pretty sure no Elizabethan ever said, “I’m so gay for thee,” as an expression of happiness or support. Your phrasing is therefore pretty locked in as “your parents want the gay incest with you,” so maybe you owe OP an apology?
That's what I was thinking! I'd assume that any regular fox news watcher would know that "pride" in rainbow colors is code for them evil, demonic gays.
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 170 pts · 309d
Congrats on turning gay 🥳🎉
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 63 pts · 309d
...you can get the gay from balloons now??? I thought they just temporarily made my voice all squeaky.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 55 pts · 309d
That squeaky voice is the heterosexuality leaving your body.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 309d
So if I only take half of it in, does that mean I can switch hit at will?
Im_old@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 309d
Ahem, taking half of it in I'd say you're halfway there 😁
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d
What if I take two, but they're both only halfway in? Still only counts as half right?
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 309d
I think that'd be... ahem ... stretching things.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d
You'd be surprised.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 309d
Happy gayduation.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 102 pts · 309d
But it does mean they are proud of you. Congrats! I am too.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 309d
Thanks, StinkyFingerItchyBum! I'm...proud of you, too!
Hux@lemmy.ml · 58 pts · 309d
Oh what a difference that last bit of punctuation makes:
“Mom, Dad…I’m gay.”
“Mom, Dad…I’m gay?”
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 309d
A few years later: “dang, they knew all along”
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 309d
They were definitely laughing in the shop when they picked that out.
FishFace@piefed.social · 30 pts · 309d
What's it like having parents who are proud of you?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 309d
"I fell so full of - what's the opposite of shame?"
"Pride?"
"No, not that far from shame."
"Less shame?"
"Yeah!"
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 309d
I bet the balloons must be nice to get, at least.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 309d
I'll have you know I had to change my shirt thanks to this. Anyone know what gets out coffee stains?
FishFace@piefed.social · 2 pts · 309d
Oh, you can keep the shirt off, I prefer it that way, StinkyFingerItchyBum
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 309d
Idk, but I don't want delusional parents, so it is what it is.
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 309d
They could just be gay for you.
Get your minds out of the gutter ... gay means happy!
Tedesche@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 309d
I’m pretty sure no Elizabethan ever said, “I’m so gay for thee,” as an expression of happiness or support. Your phrasing is therefore pretty locked in as “your parents want the gay incest with you,” so maybe you owe OP an apology?
Just sayin’.
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 309d
It's pretty amazing that you have the entirety of Elizabehean interpersonal communications in a parsable format.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 309d
I think it's nice.
KillerWhale@orcas.enjoying.yachts · 13 pts · 309d
So, how do I say this...Your parents know something you don't know, yet.
ExcaliburtheHero@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d
They found OP's browser history
DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 10 pts · 309d
See, Trump is right! College turns you gay!
capuccino@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 309d
That's how the language is deformed. I often ask to my wife why there is no LGBT people when we watch Pride and Prejudice.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 309d
Those guys were supposed to be straight!?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 309d
Well, it doesn't not mean that so yaaay!
<3
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 309d
They knew
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 5 pts · 308d
I fail to see a problem.
Own it.
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 309d
I really like it that your parents didn't know.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 308d
That's what I was thinking! I'd assume that any regular fox news watcher would know that "pride" in rainbow colors is code for them evil, demonic gays.
ChomFink@leminal.space · 2 pts · 308d
Why talk to people when you can just make stuff up?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d
What degree?
falseWhite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 309d
Isa@feddit.org · 1 pts · 307d
If a kid is ashamed of its parents … I'd pity the kid rather than the parents.