Protip: Don't lose count

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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 57 pts · 302d (2 replies)

Just jerk off his gun, that'll distract him long enough for you to sweep their legs.

SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 13 pts · 302d (1 reply)

The awkwardness kills the fighting spirit.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 302d

if you really need to neutralize the threat with maximum efficacy, follow up with a quick peck on the cheek and the attacker will apologize and turn themselves in.

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 36 pts · 302d (2 replies)

Is this the intro to some adult movie?

blarghly@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 302d

Seems like a Reno 911 sketch

Localhorst86@feddit.org · 17 pts · 302d

This is Master Ken, one of the most powerful martial artists. See more of him on Youtube. https://www.youtube.com/enterthedojoshow

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 302d

Firmly grasp it. FIRMLY GRASP IT!

wolfrasin@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 301d

This is up there with his tongue punching soft defense vid

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 301d (2 replies)

What did I just watch?

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 301d

Masturbation of your enemy

Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 298d

Master Ken

dumbass@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 302d

All those years of training focus and control, came into action that day.

Lightfire228@pawb.social · 8 pts · 301d (2 replies)
  1. If you're in this situation, you've got about a 95% chance of being boned, regardless of what training you have
  2. The fuck is that dude doing wearing a coral belt
abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 301d (1 reply)

You just don't understand Master Ken's ultimate style. He's the ultimate master! His training videos are unbelievable.

https://youtu.be/uvgAblhAjIA

https://youtu.be/vRu-6YyB-9w

Lightfire228@pawb.social · 3 pts · 300d

Ah, ok

He's satire

I just assumed he was another one of those McDojo idiots

73QjabParc34Vebq@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 302d

Napoleon Dynamite

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 301d (7 replies)

Pro Tip:

If you ever find yourself in the position of having a pistol shoved in your face and you cannot safely escape, it is possible to disarm your assailant.

Quickly grab the wrist or forearm of the hand holding the weapon with one hand and grab the weapon's muzzle with your other hand. While directing the weapon away from your body, push down on the muzzle like a lever. Your assailant will not be able to maintain their grip on the weapon. Be prepared for it to discharge because it probably will. If you decide to attempt this maneuver, DO NOT hesitate or you will probably get shot.

makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 301d (2 replies)

2nd pro tip:

If you've never attempted this before, when someone is pointing a gun at you is probably the incorrect time to try it out

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 301d (1 reply)

Yeah if someone's got a gun pointed at me, im just doing what the fuck im told. Maybe tell them i got a family.

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 301d

Nah if someone is pointing a gun at me, i start acting deranged. Threaten their family, tell them im going to shit in my hand and throw it at them, etc. Getting shot is way cheaper than my monthly therapy bill.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 18 pts · 301d (1 reply)

What I do in a situation like this is reach slowly to my pocket, pretending I'm going to grab my wallet but instead I take out the remote detonator that triggers the bomb I implanted in my attackers ass 3 months earlier. Look on their faces: priceless.

1984@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 301d

I usually go for the chuck norris roundkick, there is no defence against that.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 300d

Former heavyweight boxer checking in.

DON'T FUCKING TRY THIS!!!

I got held up at gunpoint once, you know what I did? Put up my hands up and let them run my pockets. I just got home and left my cell in my car, they got a few dollars out my wallet. But the cards were cancelled before their taillights were gone.

Didn't be a badass. You ain't the chosen one. No matter how big and bad you think you might be, even a small .22lr gun will kill you.

What's funny is I had a decent knock off ulysse nardin maxi marine they didn't touch. Even though it was a knock off, it was worth at least ten times the ~$20 I had in my wallet.

bstix@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 301d

While you're busy using both hands to disarm the one handed gun, your opponent has plenty of time to throw pocket sand.

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 302d (1 reply)

Really hope this dude tried this for real

Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 298d

Master Ken has tried everything for real.

Sergio@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 302d

Master Ken. Ameri-do-te. Learn those words, they will save you in a street fight.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 301d

Reminds me of the Derrick Comedy classic "Self Defense".

Surp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 301d (1 reply)

Which master ken video is this I can't seem to find it on YouTube

Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 301d (1 reply)

Ha, jokes on you Master Bruce. I have an airsoft pistol that carries 30 rounds.

Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 298d

You mean Master Ken.

FelixCress@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 302d

Why are subtitles becoming more and more retarded? Is it karaoke or something?