Yes a bear and ICE will both chase you if you run from it. The bear is less likely to chase, but garunteed to catch you. They are faster and can even climb better.
When people are being disappeared for nothing but the color of their skin, no way would I fuck with them just for funsies. It’s all fun and games until you end up hogtied, and in the back of a truck by cowards with masks, with no due process at all.
I know someone who is Indian, 3rd generation in the US, full American citizenship, and she was detained by ICE at the border coming in from Canada with no justification whatsoever.
They made her call her employer (a government contractor) to verify her employment.
And we say again: Please see the previous election.
These people are doing all they can already to change votes. Those in power are ruthless, but they’re scared of getting caught (they just generally suggest their supporters should “do something”)
Trump won't, but some politicians are trying to distance themselves. For example Greene. That doesn't mean she now is trustworthy (quite the opposite) but it will be hindrance to him.
This also is signal to those that are doing their bidding like ICE that they might be on the losing side and be thrown under the bus.
some politicians are trying to distance themselves. For example Greene
Supposedly MTG was specifically instructed not to run for reelection by Trump (and defying such commands by a party leader is political suicide of course), so now she's lashing out and trying to knock him down a few pegs, likely banking on looking better when he either passes or falls from power, whichever happens first
Nah, this will not happen. People like Greene are irrelevant, as Trump has bullied far more popular politicians out of office without the power of the state at his disposal. ICE are Trump's most loyal and will never abandon him; only service members forced to break their oaths would ever turn on him, and I doubt anything outside of impending nuclear Holocaust will build enough momentum to topple him.
When fascists start losing, they tend to respond with more cruelty. It's the only way they know how to maintain power. They also know they're turbo fucked if they lose power.
In the long run, this can't work, but they'll do lots of damage trying.
Don’t do this - it’s loud! Also do not put a nail inside of a matchbox-like piece of cardboard to keep it upright, and drop it in front of the tire, because that will also be loud when it goes off, and make the agent very embarrassed!
Get annoyed with them because they haven't found them! Act like they are in plain site all the time and are almost always there. You keep seeing them everywhere and they are not doing their job!
44 Comments
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 221 pts · 297d
Oh, you think documents will save you. Oh no...
theneverfox@pawb.social · 166 pts · 297d
Well, running will
Hit that cardio people. You don't have to outrun a bear, just an out of shape racist
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 42 pts · 297d
Bears don't tend to have guns and a propensity to shoot unarmed people in the back.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 297d
They do have the right to bear arms
theneverfox@pawb.social · 8 pts · 297d
Don't worry, they seem to exclusively shoot people by accident
So no zig zags, just get the fuck around a corner and get out of there
ILoveUnions@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 297d
Though, they do not appear to have started using the guns to actually shoot people yet
Desdinova@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 297d
Oh but they have
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 297d
I'd rather take my chances with the bear.
theneverfox@pawb.social · 17 pts · 297d
Bears can run like 30 mph for short bursts
Humans can do 6-12 mph. 3mph is about casual walking speed
Ice officers can do 5-10 mph, mostly on the lower end
I'm sorry, but you might be bad at math. This isn't a trust exercise
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 297d
Yes a bear and ICE will both chase you if you run from it. The bear is less likely to chase, but garunteed to catch you. They are faster and can even climb better.
ICE will chase you, but see previous comments.
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 2 pts · 297d
I think I'd rather be mauled by a bear than mauled by ICE
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 297d
i thought it was 35mph. hippos can also run faster than humans
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 296d
Like this brother here.
https://x.com/SweatEm/status/1972436134480449824
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 296d
Xcancel link
This comment was not made by a bot, but it should've been.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 296d
#Hero
PugJesus@piefed.social · 116 pts · 297d
Hilarious, but also, ICE doesn't give a fuck if you're legal. They've already 'accidentally' deported citizens.
Maybe to give someone more at risk a better chance of getting away, but not just for the funsies. Stay safe out there in these trying times.
L7HM77@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 297d
They also tend to shoot people from behind.
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 296d
We need more cops like Clancy Wiggum.
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 85 pts · 297d
When people are being disappeared for nothing but the color of their skin, no way would I fuck with them just for funsies. It’s all fun and games until you end up hogtied, and in the back of a truck by cowards with masks, with no due process at all.
I know someone who is Indian, 3rd generation in the US, full American citizenship, and she was detained by ICE at the border coming in from Canada with no justification whatsoever.
They made her call her employer (a government contractor) to verify her employment.
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 297d
I'm hoping things might start turning. The October 18 protest and the bloodbath in yesterday's election shows that majority of Americans are pissed.
I think it may some Republicans start thinking if their "trump train" is going in the right direction.
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 297d
If they're likely on their way out of power next election anyways, why not just accelerate and aim to not even pretend to have a fair election?
Katana314@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
And we say again: Please see the previous election.
These people are doing all they can already to change votes. Those in power are ruthless, but they’re scared of getting caught (they just generally suggest their supporters should “do something”)
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 296d
Trump won't, but some politicians are trying to distance themselves. For example Greene. That doesn't mean she now is trustworthy (quite the opposite) but it will be hindrance to him.
This also is signal to those that are doing their bidding like ICE that they might be on the losing side and be thrown under the bus.
Same with service members.
They need other people to do their bidding.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 296d
Supposedly MTG was specifically instructed not to run for reelection by Trump (and defying such commands by a party leader is political suicide of course), so now she's lashing out and trying to knock him down a few pegs, likely banking on looking better when he either passes or falls from power, whichever happens first
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 296d
Nah, this will not happen. People like Greene are irrelevant, as Trump has bullied far more popular politicians out of office without the power of the state at his disposal. ICE are Trump's most loyal and will never abandon him; only service members forced to break their oaths would ever turn on him, and I doubt anything outside of impending nuclear Holocaust will build enough momentum to topple him.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 297d
When fascists start losing, they tend to respond with more cruelty. It's the only way they know how to maintain power. They also know they're turbo fucked if they lose power.
In the long run, this can't work, but they'll do lots of damage trying.
stoy@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 297d
Oh it is going in the right direction alright, it is just picking up speed.
They may have slowly realized that the stations it is passing just keeps getting worse.....
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 297d
Careful with that:
https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2025/11/ice-detains-us-citizen-for-7-hours-after-she-photographed-agents-in-gresham.html
https://abcnews.go.com/US/lawyers-us-citizen-shot-ice-agent-shooting-defense/story?id=127180596
s@piefed.world · 46 pts · 297d
You’re running because you’re part of it
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 297d
I love that Andor portrayed fascist regimes towards ordinary citizens in this way.
Because this is reality for people that don't look a certain way in the US
SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 pts · 296d
This was honestly one of the single scariest scenes in the show for me. (Haven't watched S2 because I'm beyond done with Disney.)
And the reasoning is simple; it felt real. No high stakes heists. No grand battles or epic duels. Just plain abuse of power.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d
Watching it for free is very moral. It's a great show. Suprisingly the best star wars media to date (in my opinion)
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 296d
Why are you acting like Due Process is still a thing?
hotdogcharmer@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 297d
ICE agents can't read and don't care anyway - they've kidnapped plenty of people who are not in the US "illegally"
Helix8o8@lemy.lol · 17 pts · 297d
Gotta pop their tire and put a fish in the glove box first. Had someone do that to my sister in highschool.
Katana314@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d
Don’t do this - it’s loud! Also do not put a nail inside of a matchbox-like piece of cardboard to keep it upright, and drop it in front of the tire, because that will also be loud when it goes off, and make the agent very embarrassed!
Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 297d
Tell me you've never had a nail in a tire without telling me you've never had a nail in a tire.
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 296d
I make sure to make a false report to an empty property every day for my local ICE
If they ever want to talk with me about it they can waste more time :3
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 296d
Get annoyed with them because they haven't found them! Act like they are in plain site all the time and are almost always there. You keep seeing them everywhere and they are not doing their job!
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 297d
People here are really saying "don't" like ICE isn't going to be terrorizing your town anyways...
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 297d
Well if you're ok with being shot go ahead
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 296d
I'm not "ok" with any of this, but that ship has sailed.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 297d
Don't. They might just shoot you, and ask questions later, if ever.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 296d
Documented or not, the ride is often worse than the rap. There's no incentive to cooperate with DHS. Ever.