When finding huge sums of cash/gold whatever, isn't it illegal in most places to not report it?
So best case scenario is that you find it and no one else is looking for it and you carefully use it over years as to not raise a falg for your local tax agency or bank.
Worst case scenario is that you found something stolen and eventually the police finds you and you get caught up in a much worse crime?
Blimey. I was expecting it to be stolen but they say the bars had unique numbers, so it seems its owner buried it and then someone sold the property without realising what it contained.
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DScratch@sh.itjust.works · 118 pts · 283d
The fact we know about this means he fucked up.
You win the lottery?
Shut
The
Fuck
Up
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 282d
Very few things in life are made worse by not talking.
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 282d
Definitely talk to your doctor if there’s blood in your urine!
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 282d
Yes, maybe that. And in trusted personal relationships.
But when it comes to the government you shut the fuck up.
Because every day is shut the fuck up friday.
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 282d
And yo butt!
varyingExpertise@feddit.org · 3 pts · 282d
Keep your cards close with strangers, show your hand to allies, and let your enemies glimpse the deck you want them to see.
MTK@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 282d
Isn't that a terrible idea?
When finding huge sums of cash/gold whatever, isn't it illegal in most places to not report it?
So best case scenario is that you find it and no one else is looking for it and you carefully use it over years as to not raise a falg for your local tax agency or bank.
Worst case scenario is that you found something stolen and eventually the police finds you and you get caught up in a much worse crime?
DScratch@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 282d
Talk to a lawyer.
Don’t tell your friends, or the papers, or anyone you don’t need to.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 283d
store thats shit in a bank's vault, immediately.
move properties, because that one is gonna be burgled whether the gold is still in the premises or not.
zwerg@feddit.org · 47 pts · 283d
FFS, give the man a chance to enjoy his new swimming pool first!
muffedtrims@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 283d
800k can buy several swimming pools.
Edit: fat fingered grammer
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 18 pts · 283d
explain how
muffedtrims@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 283d
Money is exchanged for goods and services. A service some companies provide is digging and installing swimming pools.
kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 283d
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 283d
Jfc
Gsus4@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 282d
'tis like watching a tennis match between a frog and a tree
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 283d
I don't get it, explain simpler!
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 282d
Give money get pool
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 282d
Found treasures are likely property of the state, possibly with some small share awarded to the finder.
Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 282d
Not in France apparently:
"Ownership of a treasure belongs to the one who finds it on their own property,"
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 282d
Ah, interesting. I've heard the opposite about one of their neighbours, perhaps Germany.
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org · 50 pts · 283d
Once when I moved into another flat, I found an old typewriter in a dark corner. I still keep the thing. Next year it gets 100 years old.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 283d
Congratulations, next year it becomes self aware!
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 283d
This guy was a yokai all along!
dubyakay@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 282d
Thing looks like a hybrid of a typewriter and a cash register.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 282d
He's from Sesame Street. "Noo-nuh-noo-nuh-noo..."
Stamau123@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 282d
mjr@infosec.pub · 43 pts · 283d
Blimey. I was expecting it to be stolen but they say the bars had unique numbers, so it seems its owner buried it and then someone sold the property without realising what it contained.
pulsey@feddit.org · 31 pts · 283d
or died?
throws_lemy@lemmy.nz · 33 pts · 283d
Most likely, and the owner forgot to tell their kids that they had buried gold.
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 283d
This is how we get angry Leprechaums…
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 283d
Aren’t those the cheap Temu versions of Leprechauns? I heard they arrive broken; if they arrive at all.
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 282d
The Labiabas?
RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 12 pts · 283d
Too bad he didn't find a frozen caveman.
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 11 pts · 283d
then we coulda wheezed some juUICEEEE
RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 7 pts · 283d
Buuuudy
Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 282d
Don't wheeze the ju-uice!
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 283d
(After he learns to communicate in a modern language)
"So, have humans gotten any better yet?"
is shown the news
"Re-freeze me. Now."
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 282d
frozen frenchman
markz@suppo.fi · 11 pts · 283d
man I wish
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 283d
He can use the gold to pay for the pool. Bold financing plan.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 282d
$800000 worth of gold is only 200 oz rn
Hirom@beehaw.org · 4 pts · 283d
That's a great ad for anyone selling pools.