I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile.
I wrote her "nice ass".
To which she answered: "you guys are really original, you know that?"
Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.
i see youre a fellow arborist, what's your favorite thing about [tree in pic]
Or really anything other than a milquetoast expression of horniness. Could try to be funny, could try to be genuine.... honestly "nice ass" is very low effort. This person is probably getting 20 of those a day. You need to stand out.
(Hawkeye pose = the butt+boobs twist commonly used on covers that looks ridiculous when Hawkeye is drawn in the same pose, and he is, unofficially, at least).
I thought women have some obsession with truck crashes or something. "Perhaps they're pointing out how unsafe trucks are? Maybe they're judging the predominantly male drivers? Fighting back the female driver stereotype?"
Nope. No politics there. Just bootycheeks.
EDIT: Holy shit I fact-checked myself and discovered that only ONE PERCENT of UK truck drivers are women. Daaaaamn...
43 Comments
Zidane@lemmy.ca · 125 pts · 318d
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 318d
Useless nobody + Micky7 ass post
mika_mika@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 317d
You give me hope for society with this crop. Thank you.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 318d
TheMinister@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 317d
He’s not an ambiturner, this is clearly photoshopped
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 27 pts · 318d
This nobody has a lot of opinions 👴
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 318d
Post butt pic
looks at butt
"Hey don't look at my butt"
Then why did you post it?
FatVegan@leminal.space · 10 pts · 317d
I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her "nice ass". To which she answered: "you guys are really original, you know that?"
Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.
Ferrous@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 317d
Or really anything other than a milquetoast expression of horniness. Could try to be funny, could try to be genuine.... honestly "nice ass" is very low effort. This person is probably getting 20 of those a day. You need to stand out.
kn33@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 317d
Rooty@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 317d
Ass in spandex pics are the female equivalent of dick pics - low effort hornbait.
Grace_Schlick@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 317d
😄
People are so persnickety about what they want you to say.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 317d
Did she come out of the screen to tell you not to look at her butt?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 318d
Also pictured: your life after dating her
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 318d
Also, cats.
Hupf@feddit.org · 22 pts · 318d
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 318d
Thanks buddy.
Belly rubs
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 318d
Nobody nothing?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 318d
Not nobody!
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 318d
Isn't this the Hawkeye pose in comics?
(Hawkeye pose = the butt+boobs twist commonly used on covers that looks ridiculous when Hawkeye is drawn in the same pose, and he is, unofficially, at least).
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 318d
I don't get it, maybe cause I don't have Instagram. What's this meant to represent, since I assume it's not about trucks doing impossible u-turns
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 318d
Girls on instagram all pose butt first for no reason other than clout bait.
ikidd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 318d
So what's with the Nobody: modifier? Doesn't that mean it isn't happening that way?
I'm so confused.
Edit: asking a question, shove your fucking downvotes up your fucking ass.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 318d
The “Nobody:” means nobody asked for it, but they do it anyway.
Roedelius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 318d
Never understood this. Then it should be 'everybody:', right? because now 'nobody' is silent
stevedice@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 317d
As it stands right now, it means "nobody said nothing"; your way it would mean "everybody said nothing".
athatet@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 318d
Someone added it to the top of a meme that it kind of made sense on and now every fucking meme has
Nobody:
At the top as if it adds any fucking thing to it in any way whatsoever.
Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 318d
It's supposed to read like dialogue.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 318d
Dead meme.
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 318d
not all girls (!)
also some boys too
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 7 pts · 318d
Boys are just girls but not.
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 317d
You made this comment just to humble brag that you don't use Instagram, didn't you
doritoshave9sides@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 318d
Someone post more steel ass please
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 318d
nobodydudes on Instagram: hand in pants while pointing gun at screenFmstrat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 318d
Who's going to turn this into the meme of the guy looking back and the angry girl?
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 318d
The jillknife pose.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 317d
She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck
LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 317d
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 318d
She got a booty like a long haul truck, but I can send you down Interstate 95!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 317d
A booty like a long haul truck...so, rectangular and for hire?
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 317d
checks notes Yes!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 317d
5 feet off the ground and full of stuff that's not hers?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 317d
I had to read the comments to get this.
I thought women have some obsession with truck crashes or something. "Perhaps they're pointing out how unsafe trucks are? Maybe they're judging the predominantly male drivers? Fighting back the female driver stereotype?"
Nope. No politics there. Just bootycheeks.
EDIT: Holy shit I fact-checked myself and discovered that only ONE PERCENT of UK truck drivers are women. Daaaaamn...