I first discovered this video after searching for “pregnant conan o’ brien milk,” which I swear I wasn’t doing for a weird reason, it’s just a kink I have
Lo, my son is gay, for he is a man, and he enjoys intimacy and intercourse with other men. Verily, I hath been told that he doth smoker many poles. Hearken to me though, gay son, and any others that may be concerned, I doth not care, for I love my son in a non gay, familial way, whether he preferreth vaginas, penises, or any other genital configuration. Nonetheless we shall celebrate with 12 tacos. And as is the custom the tacos will be eaten by me, Timmy Taco, and my son shall watch, and he shall not be allowed to eat even one taco, for they are my tacos, and whether he be gay or not he can get his own fucking tacos"
42 Comments
s@piefed.world · 112 pts · 295d
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 28 pts · 295d
How?! Where?!
AtariDump@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 295d
Pregananant?
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 295d
Pegnit
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 295d
Preggiante
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 295d
baronvonj@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 295d
Pretty confident she didn't get pregnant by pegging it.
dunz@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 295d
U are prrrregante
mayorchid@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 295d
I first discovered this video after searching for “pregnant conan o’ brien milk,” which I swear I wasn’t doing for a weird reason, it’s just a kink I have
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 295d
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BombOmOm@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 295d
"Dad, I don't know how to say this, but...I'm gay"
"We know. Now, would you like some tacos?"
"What?"
"Sigh, I guess I'm eating all the tacos."
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 295d
"I told you, I'm gay."
"And I'm hungry. If you don't act now, I'm going to eat them all."
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 295d
“Oh, does that mean you can’t eat tacos?”
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 295d
“Son, you know that’s just a metaphorical nickname, right?”
Madison420@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 295d
Oh I read that totally different.
"Hey dad here's a party box of tacos also I'm gay as fuck"
"Word, these supreme though?"
prex@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 295d
That's not a euphemism - I really am going to eat these actual tacos. You in or what?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 295d
"I'm watching my weight"
"This is how we knew"
YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip · 44 pts · 295d
I see the dilemma here. On the one hand, it's a very important moment in his relationship with his son. On the other hand, tacos.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 295d
What dilemma? Enjoy a very important with your family AND eat tacos! Win fucking win.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 295d
i'd dont think in an ideal world there should be a dilemma, it shouldnt be a bigger deal than saying that you are left handed.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 295d
If we lived back in the days when being left handed was bad, then that would be a pretty tense revelation too.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 36 pts · 295d
6 of those were for his son, but he ate all 12 because he just learned his son doesn't like tacos as much as hotdogs. 😌
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 295d
He made a rookie mistake by mixing up the gay meals, 12 tacos are for the lesbian daughter, 12 hotdogs are for the gay son.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 13 pts · 295d
And nine, nine combos were gifted to the race of pansexuals, who, above all else, desire power.
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 289d
Where's my garlic bread? I might just have to pillage Denmark!
5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org · 3 pts · 295d
Nonono you‘re mixing it up: the eating of the 12 tacos is done by the parent of the gay son to pay respect to all the „tacos“ the son won’t ever eat.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 295d
This is enviable.
Being able to eat 12 tacos in a meal and remaining skinny like that
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 295d
He’s probably gotta eat that much, though, and nothing makes eating less fun than needing to long term (so not just fries and milkshakes) bulk.
Slovene@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 295d
Heartwarming now, heartburning later.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 295d
Lo, my son is gay, for he is a man, and he enjoys intimacy and intercourse with other men. Verily, I hath been told that he doth smoker many poles. Hearken to me though, gay son, and any others that may be concerned, I doth not care, for I love my son in a non gay, familial way, whether he preferreth vaginas, penises, or any other genital configuration. Nonetheless we shall celebrate with 12 tacos. And as is the custom the tacos will be eaten by me, Timmy Taco, and my son shall watch, and he shall not be allowed to eat even one taco, for they are my tacos, and whether he be gay or not he can get his own fucking tacos"
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 295d
YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 295d
Why is there a camera?
TeNppa@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 295d
Maybe he wanted to film his reaction?
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 295d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M
Lmao wrong link, but I'm going to keep it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSSido3IwnE
sadbehr@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 295d
Yooo what is that first video and why does it have 6m views...
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 295d
It is the truth
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 295d
An understandable reaction, for sure.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 295d
I'd accept anything if presented with 12 tacos. Just putting it out there in case anybody wants to break some news to me.
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d
I wonder if he rolled them up and showed them in whole or tongued the insides out like an enthusiastic labrador.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 295d
How to get a bigger audience by doing two genres in one video
Tm12@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 295d
If I raise my kids gay, will I too get free tacos? /s
doritoshave9sides@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 295d
On reddit there woulde be a "jarvis i am low on karma" person. Ironically i seem to behave as i was exposed to in the past
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 295d
Still have no idea what a meme is, but by golly that's not going to stop you from posting random crap... Good for you.
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 295d
The post is better than your reply.