My broccoli is exactly 1 pound, down to the thousandth

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ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 285d (4 replies)

Today might be the day to buy that lotto ticket, my friend.

crank0271@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 285d

"What numbers do you want?" "Uh... 1"

Duallight@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 285d (1 reply)

I think so. I'll have to use the broccoli plu code for part of the numbers haha

essell@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 285d

Speaking statistically, we can't know the odds of this specific weight without knowing the normal distribution of broccoli weights in that shop.

Therefore, the degree of luck currently orbiting around you remains unknown!

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 285d

Hopefully OP didn’t use up all their luck on broccoli.

snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 285d (1 reply)

It's more dull in grams: 453.5924g

bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 285d

Decimal pounds is disconcerting.

Angelevo@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 285d (4 replies)

With or without the plastic?

Duallight@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 285d (3 replies)

With the plastic. And I don't have a scale accurate enough to see if the bag would change it or not :/

Angelevo@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 284d

Still neat ^^

bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 285d

What about the label?

Ashiette@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 285d

It would, with a .001 scale.

Johandea@feddit.nu · 12 pts · 285d

Everything is exactly 1 of some dumb unit...

shalafi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 285d (2 replies)

Why would a grocery store have a scale that accurate?! Weird. I screw around with chemistry experiments in the house and 10ths of a gram is plenty close enough.

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 285d

Because scales for commerce are calibrated by professionals. I imagine every jurisdiction has a Weights and Measures division that requires periodic checking, ostensibly to prevent consumers from being ripped off.

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 281d

Heb doesn't fuck around

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 285d

Time to go to your gas pump to fill up exactly some round number in your currency, without going over.

Sludge@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 285d

Puro SA.

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 2 pts · 285d

1.0004?

JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 1 pts · 285d (1 reply)

Broccoli is the devil.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 285d

Newman in seinfeld broccoli scene https://youtu.be/91au6Y5q8j0