There's nothing more American than the love between a man and a horse. Trump is a true red blooded all-American cowboy who isn't afraid to do and say what we're all thinking!
But, then MAGA would judge trump as a beta cuck, who engages in sexual activities but isn't allowed to get off.
Hey, I don't make the rules. I barely understand them. These are their rules, but no matter how you slice it, they'll have to move the goalposts to justify sleeping with a horse.
Probably Bill. Trump sucking off a horse wouldn't hit MAGA as hard as "being gay" I think. Most MAGA have probably had similar experiences with farm animals
Yep, that was what I was referring to. I'd be okay with them sucking each other off to show how normal it is for Trump to do. If they want to deep throat a horse on show as well, so be it. As long as the horse is okay.
The whole thing is probably a joke about how if Trump went to prison (they were talking about the movie "Get Hard") he'd end up blowing "Bubba" (which was a common joke name for a big scary convict who rapes other convicts) and Putin would end up with photos of such an occurrence (because Putin's Russia collects blackmail material). But I'm happy to see MAGA freak out over the Bill Clinton thing! 😆
Someone clearly hasn't seen the video of him interacting with Guliani in drag. Dude loves musicals, was a TV star for years, and his most notable personality trait is being a catty bitch. There's 1,000% a world where that zesty ass MF did that shit
There is of course also an extremely boring world where that email was just Epstein's brother making a joke because Trump and Clinton used to be close and that's all it is. This is the Least Funny Timeline and I hope we don't live here.
Epsteins's brother made a statement that it wasn't Bill. He didn't say 'it was all a joke' or anything like that - just that the bubba that trump had blown wasn't bill.
I'm not saying that he said it was all a joke. I'm saying that the possibility of it all being a joke would be the Least Funny Timeline and that I hope we don't live in the Least Funny Timeline.
There's a good chance Mr. Hands is a different person.
(Seriously, don't get penetrated by a horse anally, just get a horse dildo so you're not at the mercy of an animal that does not understand consent! Also animals can get traumatized by sex, they usually don't enjoy it, so don't have sex with them!)
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Xella@lemmy.world · 154 pts · 275d
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 275d
This x1
optissima@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 275d
This ×0.1
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 34 pts · 275d
HA.
I Think I did the math right
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 275d
0.18 HAs
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 275d
No, it’s: ‾
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 275d
Actually, since that's 10% and the number of "HA"s is 80, that would be HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
shittydwarf@piefed.social · 114 pts · 275d
I don't know which one I want it to be more
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 110 pts · 275d
"Technically it's not bestiality if only the horse got off." -MAGA probably
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 275d
If the horse legitimately doesn't want it, the horse's body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d
There's nothing more American than the love between a man and a horse. Trump is a true red blooded all-American cowboy who isn't afraid to do and say what we're all thinking!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 275d
But, then MAGA would judge trump as a beta cuck, who engages in sexual activities but isn't allowed to get off.
Hey, I don't make the rules. I barely understand them. These are their rules, but no matter how you slice it, they'll have to move the goalposts to justify sleeping with a horse.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 274d
I don't think any sleeping was involved
Lucky_777@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 275d
Probably Bill. Trump sucking off a horse wouldn't hit MAGA as hard as "being gay" I think. Most MAGA have probably had similar experiences with farm animals
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 275d
Queue in MAGA going on the defensive saying who doesn't want to give their homies a blowjob
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 25 pts · 275d
And then doing it on a live stream to show how it's completely normal.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 275d
didn't a alr right nazi shoved a dildo up his arse on live stream to "own the libs"?
yhea, it happened
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 14 pts · 275d
Yep, that was what I was referring to. I'd be okay with them sucking each other off to show how normal it is for Trump to do. If they want to deep throat a horse on show as well, so be it. As long as the horse is okay.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 275d
i'm sure they can find an appropriate dildo such that we wouldn't be abusing a horse
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 8 pts · 275d
I have the feeling it will be a bad dragon.
khepri@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 275d
what even the fuck is this timeline
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 275d
Nice job, particle physicists. You happy?
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 275d
Co-founder of Vice, ladies and gentlemen. It was on the cards.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 275d
OMG, if we end up with magas advocating for brojobs I'll be sooooooo happy.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 274d
There has to be a point where the cognitive dissonance actually starts doing something right?
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 12 pts · 275d
Cue, BTW.
Queue is for making a line, cue is the signal for them to say their lines.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 275d
"homies blow homies" might be a step far for me.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 275d
Hope one get you get real homies who help each other.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 275d
Por que no los dos?
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 274d
Look at how he dances. Clearly both at the same time.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 275d
All the pieces are falling into place
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 275d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 275d
This, except out of his Cheney.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 49 pts · 275d
Mr (small) Hands
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 275d
Imagine how big they made the horse's dick look!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 275d
black mirror was ahead of its time.
ilillilillilillililli@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 275d
Is this bet on Polymarket yet?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 275d
I don't know, but I know one person who IS on the poly market, if you catch my drift.
Luci@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 275d
Wait is this true???? Because last I heard there was something specific in the emails that said basically “no, not bill”
hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 275d
Mark Esptein said it isn't Clinton but didn't say who or what "Bubba" is.
sundray@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 275d
The whole thing is probably a joke about how if Trump went to prison (they were talking about the movie "Get Hard") he'd end up blowing "Bubba" (which was a common joke name for a big scary convict who rapes other convicts) and Putin would end up with photos of such an occurrence (because Putin's Russia collects blackmail material). But I'm happy to see MAGA freak out over the Bill Clinton thing! 😆
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 275d
How much did you get paid to say this? Was it Bill or was it a horse?
sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 275d
LOL, as if. You'll be pleased to hear I'm still broke as hell.
As much as I'd love to believe the horse/Clinton assumption is true, I just can't convince myself that Trump has ever given oral to anybody.
khepri@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 275d
Yeah, he's not, like, a giver in that way lol
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 275d
Exactly. I mean, I do believe he'd take a shot to the mouth, but I don't believe he'd work for it.
khepri@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 275d
This mental image you've imposed on me is so very unacceptable
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 275d
Someone clearly hasn't seen the video of him interacting with Guliani in drag. Dude loves musicals, was a TV star for years, and his most notable personality trait is being a catty bitch. There's 1,000% a world where that zesty ass MF did that shit
There is of course also an extremely boring world where that email was just Epstein's brother making a joke because Trump and Clinton used to be close and that's all it is. This is the Least Funny Timeline and I hope we don't live here.
CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d
Epsteins's brother made a statement that it wasn't Bill. He didn't say 'it was all a joke' or anything like that - just that the bubba that trump had blown wasn't bill.
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 274d
I'm not saying that he said it was all a joke. I'm saying that the possibility of it all being a joke would be the Least Funny Timeline and that I hope we don't live in the Least Funny Timeline.
sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 275d
I genuinely hope you're right! But I've had my heart broken too many times already 💔 .
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 274d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 275d
sometimes a cigar is just bill clinton
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 275d
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 275d
Why not both!?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 275d
That's the spirit!
dumbass@piefed.social · 9 pts · 275d
Ali G was a prophet
Wren@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 275d
This generation's Enumclaw incident.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 275d
isn't that where that lady on disability won the telephone pole juggling contest
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 275d
No it's where Mr hands got penetrated by a horse and died.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d
There's a good chance Mr. Hands is a different person.
(Seriously, don't get penetrated by a horse anally, just get a horse dildo so you're not at the mercy of an animal that does not understand consent! Also animals can get traumatized by sex, they usually don't enjoy it, so don't have sex with them!)
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d
Oh. Got it.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 275d
It's this generation's city in King County, Washington:
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 274d
Mr. Hands the US president.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 273d
"Bubba", little known, is the plural of the singular "Bubba".
Floodedwomb@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 275d
AI slop.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 275d
AI sloppy toppy